Charms Homework-For Real!

Author's Notes/Disclaimer

J.K. Rowling owns it all. Pooh.

SCHOOL IS OUT! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! I shall celebrate by writing a school-fic, my first non-AF one, and a Marauderer's as well. Please bear in mind that it is like, almost 11:00, and I'm extremely hyper on no-more-school-itis. (more to be reveled on this in upcoming chapters!) Also- For some strange reason, my multiply !'s are not showing up. So, if they comment on that, it's all FF's fault!

Fifth Year- History of Magic

Pop and Swallows

James Potter- Oy! Padfoot!

Sirius Black- What? I was sleeping.

JP- I'm bored. What subject is this again?

Rumus Lupin- Prongs? It's History of magic, and you should be paying attention.

JP- Moony…

RL- Yes?

SB- Butt out. We were contemplating… uuh… Quantum Physics!

RL- Padfoot. I've seen the rest of this parchment. You don't even know what Quantum Physics are.

JP- Do you?

RL- … no. So? I bet even Evens doesn't.

JP- GASP! Did you just slander the possessor of my aching heart?

SB- Prongs, be strong.

RL- Shut up.

SB- But Moony, I thought you loved me.

JP- Whether he loves you or not, he's still going to die for that slander!

RL- Fine. I'm sure Evens is a Master of Quantum Physics.

Peter Petigrew- What are 'Quantin Phisycs'?

SB- Wormtail, you are so lost.

PP- Hey… What class is this?

RL- I'm surrounded by ignoramuses.

JP- NO, because Lilly is behind you, and she is so smart, she makes you look like Padfoot over there!

SB- Says the only person to have gotten a 'Troll' on an assignment!

JP- Because you charmed it to say "Slughorn's Slug Club is for baboons"!

RL- Multiple exclamation marks…. Low blow.

SB- I'm wounded. I shall not write to a certain James Henry Potter A.K.A Prongs!

PP- Wow!

JP- Shut up Wormy.

SB- So, Wormtail, Moony, … What class is this again?

RL- If someone ever reads these…. I AM sane.

JP- But we charmed these to look like Charms Homework. So they'll just think that a certain Sirius Fortichello Black A.K.A Padfoot A.K.A Biggest Git In The World has awful handwriting.

SB- Why did I tell you all my middle name? I hate my mother.

PP/RL/JP- WE KNOW!

RL- This note is going nowhere. What should we talk about, except Lilly Evens, Girls in general, Muggle soda, swallows, and Hazardous Waste?

SB- Swallows?

JP- They're a kind of bird.

RL- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWALLOWS!

PP- Ooooh! Question marks AND exclamation points!

JP- I think Moony's afraid of Swallows!

SB- GASP! Why did no one tell me?

RL- I hate you all.

JP- How long do you think it'll take us to tell the whole world?

PP- A year?

SB- No… just a week. Two if we add that story about the pop…

RL- That was all your fault.

PP- Is it just me, or is Evens… snoring?

JP- WHAT! MY LILLY ASLEEP IN CLASS!

SB- She's drooling, too.

JP- Such musical snores! Such dainty drool!

RL- Let us give thanks that Evens will never see this parchment.

PP/SB- Amen.