(This has been redone. The old one was a rough draft that was never meant to be published. Sorry for the inconvenience)
Temple- Oh I am so depressed! My Mac crashed.
Ember- She uses her Mac to write this crap
Temple-IT'S ALL GONE! I MAY NEVER GET MY PRECIOUS FICS AGAIN!!!!!
Ember- All those chapters and new stories she promised were saved on it
Temple- WHY, KAMI WHY!!!!???? ME NO WANNA WRITE IT AGAIN!
Ember- she was especially proud of her lemon in A Present for My Dobe, the end of the two-shot from A present for my Teme.
Temple- I WAS ALMOST DONE!
Temple-She had nearly finished the Color of Sin is Blue story and the We Just don't Clique fic(hey that rhymed)
Temple- YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!!
Ember- Well she's right, I don't. While Ms. Sobs –a-lot snivels I'll explain this. She only had time to write a depressing poem about when Sasuke leaves Naruto for Orochimaru. Something about comparing their heartbreak to those plays in a theater.
DISCLAIMER- She doesn't own it okay? How many times does need to be posted?
Temple-I HAE TO REDO ALL THE DISCLAMERS TOOO!!!! WAAAH!
*SQUEE*
Broadway Heartbreak
You left for good and I'm still here
Trying to gather the pieces of my heart.
You've made me realize my worst fear
Your life is a play and I didn't get the main part.
They all see the smile on my face
They don't know it's only theater mask.
Now the tears that show the trace
Ask for theater lights to show and bask.
You left me behind with such ease
Scattering my words like the pages of a script.
You played my heart like piano keys
Guess this is the part where the lover gets gypped.
When will you come back to bow
Before the dark red curtains final close.
When the happy ending lets people know now
You're leaving isn't real, it's just one of the shows.
Problem is, this isn't a play
There isn't an ending written out.
No curtain to make you stay
No director to show the route.
So you'll return when you realize
Return to me, be mine, and forever stay.
You'll see all you told me were only lies
Because I know you love me Sasuke!
*SQUEE*
Temple-*Sniff sniff* I'm okay… I'll just have to rewri… rewri…
Ember-REWRITE
Temple-yeah… I'll have to do that….except I'm back to my old problem. My main computer is in the living room where everyone can see. I don't think my family will take to kindly to me writing porn on the internet… he he… I don't even feel comfortable writing THAT bit when their in sight.
Ember-so? Write when they're gone
Temple- So!? You Baka! Now my stories are going to be crappy and rushed like my first couple! I hate being rushed cuz they'll be sucky and terrible! I already have that rushing problem, now it's gonna be worse.
Ember-oh…
Temple- Yeah so if my fics are going to raise in standard I'll need a new computer with word