Trapped in myths

by That weirdo called Rachel

The characters of Les mis have got stuck in a Greek mythology book. To get back they have to complete the myths. Features Enjolras as Apollo, Grantaire as the God of alcohol, Gavroche as Paris and many other myths involved. Much better than summary. No non-cannon pairings except for in the myths e.g Apollo and Daphne

1. Apollo and Daphne

Trapped in myths

Author's note: Yes I am back with another story. I may be putting too much on my plate but I have a large stomach. Wow that was weird. Basically I love a challenge so five stories Psh no problem. Yes this is humour one. I got this idea looking in my attic and found all my books…. I looked through all ten boxes and found my Greek mythology books and then it hit me. Yes my Les misérables book fell on my toe as I hit my head on the shelf in my bedroom. So it is time for a new story of craziness…

Also all the barricade boys, Gavroche, Eponine, Cosette, Musichetta are in this but I can't write for all of them in one scene. But Fantine, Valjean and Javert will make an appearance every now and then.

Disclaimer: I'll own les mis when Enjolras's can fly

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Entering the myths.

Enjolras's p.o.v

Grantaire: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Apollo, happy birthday to you. *Carrying big cake.*

Enjolras: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!

Courfeyrac: Oww the birthday boy is pouting.

Enjolras: *signature death glare normally reserved for Grantaire*

Joly: Here *put's a pink birthday hat on him*

Enjolras: * rips off hat*

Jehan: Present time!

Enjolras: Please no

Jehan: *Glares* you will sit there like a good little boy and open your presents

Eponine: Or we will force you to spend the day with a girl.

Enjolras: You wouldn't *wide eyed*

Combeferre: You should know by now we would so open you're presents.

Enjolras: *glares at everyone* Fine *opens presents.*

Enjolras: Ha ha ha very funny Grantaire. *holds up a Greek mythology book*

Grantaire: What can I say buddy.

*opens rest of the presents.*

Feuilly: Let us eat cake.

Gavroche: Mmmmm cake.

*Lightning and thunder *

Grantaire: Apollo, tell your father to put his lightning bolts away.

Enjolras: Very funny. Let's go inside before it rains.

*All go inside when a blue flash lightning happened.*

Bahorel: That was weird…

Bossuet: Does anyone else feel tired?

Everyone else: yeah

Courfeyrac: I think it's time for a nap.

*Everyone falls asleep*

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*Everyone wakes up in a weird room.*

Cosette: God my head hurts.

Bossuet: I can second that.

Grantaire: Is this what a hangover feels like?

Combeferre: You should know.

Grantaire: I don't get them *sticks out tongue*

Enjolras: What happened?

Me: Hello.

Courfeyrac: Who are you?

Me: I'm the person who caused this.

Enjolras: What's this?

Me: You are stuck in the Greek mythology book Grantaire got you.

Everyone: Say what.

Me: You will be in this room or completing a myth. But you will be selected to do each myth and disappear and reappear. To leave the book, you must complete each myth. Good luck. *I disappear*

Courfeyrac: This is freaky.

Enjolras: Grantaire why did- *Enjolras disappears

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Enjolras: you buy that- wait where am I? Hey Jehan you're here two. Wait why have I got a lyre? Damn it I'm Apollo.

Jehan: Well I have wings so stop complaining. Wait wings, arrows I'm Eros. I think I know this story.

Enjolras: What is it? *scared witless*Jehan stop playing with those arrow's they are not toys…

Jehan: It's the story of Apollo and Daphne.

Enjolras: *groans* hurry up so we get this over with…

Jehan: *shoots Enjolras with arrow* you will now fall in love with the first person you see. I hope it's not Grantaire because I will fall of the cloud laughing. Which you will do now. Have a fun trip. *Pushes Enjolras of the cloud.*

Enjolras: Fuck you Jehan *hits the floor with a loud bang* great. Wow who's that…?

Eponine: This too freaky.

Enjolras: Eponine, you must be Daphne. You are the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Eponine: Not this story. Leave me alone Enjolras.

Enjolras: I will not until you admit you're in love with me.

*Eponine runs away*

Eponine: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Enjolras: I will die if I don't kiss you.

Eponine: I will die if I have to kiss you.

Mother Earth: That's not nice, Apollo leave Daphne alone.

Enjolras: I shall ask her to marry me.

Eponine: I don't want to marry anyone.

Mother Earth: I'll shall turn you into an olive tree if you don't want him to love you

Eponine: Really an olive tree?

Mother Earth: Fine, how about a rose bush.

Eponine: Something else please.

Mother Earth: Ok but this is the last one. You shall be a laurel tree.

Enjolras: *Hugs her tightly.* My Daphne. You are a tree.

*Removes his hands.*

Enjolras: I shall make a crown of Laurel leaves to remember you. That's weird because the leaves will eventually- *Enjolras and the tree disappear*

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Enjolras: -rot and I'm back. Eponine you are no longer a tree!

Eponine: Thank God it was horrible. You would think it's relaxing but it is the worse.

Grantaire: What happened?

Enjolras: We were stuck in the story of Daphne and Apollo.

Eponine: It was horrible. I had to run, and I was turned into a tree.

Enjolras: How do you think I feel? I was shot by an arrow and fell of a cloud!

Combeferre: Shut up wait where's Marius and Cosette?

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Author's note: Sorry I had to have Jehan as Eros the God of love, it was too tempting.

I did change the story a bit more as in the actual myth Apollo does not fall of a cloud. But the reason he was shoot with an arrow was because he was telling Eros of playing with his arrows and saying they weren't toys so Eros hit him with his ones, which had been dipped in an aphrodisiac.

Well there's my little explanation and the next chapter will be Orpheus. So expect a love struck Marius.

Love you all xxx