James's POV

*Getting off the train*

My rather large family all piled out of the train together along with Jasmine Mistry, one of Victorie's best friends. In a flurry of red and girly high pitched screams of, what I assume was, joy Rosalie Belle jumped into our group, Vic and Jasmine running to hug her. Its hard to imagine why on earth girls always squel and hug each other like that, I mean Vic had just seen them last week! But they do it every time and there is no use to stop it so I find it best to simply sit back and laugh at it. I love my cousin but her friends, Belle in particulair, I hate. She always insists on topping any prank I do, so I have to top hers, and it goes on and on. She is always so smug about everything! Everyone besides me seems to love her! The slytherins love her even though she is part Gryffendor and the Gryffs love her even though she is a slytherin! Every damned boy in the entire school practically worship the ground she walks on and god she's beautiful. No I mean a bitch a completely annoying smug, beautiful, gorgeous... SHIT Merlin why can't she be ugly?

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"Ok so heres what I was thinking...."

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"ROSALIE BELLE! JASMINE MISTRY!" Prof. Binn, the history of magic teacher and the latest victim of our harmless prank bellowed. I turn to Jasmine from where I was sitting at the Ravenclaw table.

"Pick and option: I'm thinking A1 or B3"

"Mhhmmm I like A1, deny deny deny" She said and we quickly stood up

"Professor Binn, whatever is this about?" I asked in my most innocent tone, smiling angelically.

"In my office. Now." As we walked by the Gryff table Vic hissed

"What did you two do this time?" What did we do....?

"O I think we messed with her class plans, a classic" Jas said and yes thats right we did.

"Did you notice we are always the first ones called?"

"Yea Rose maybe thats cuz you two ALWAYS DO IT" Vic said. And no not always, just most of the time.

"Thats was a beautiful lie Jaz, I always knew you had a perfect one in there" I said with a fake sniffle as we walked out of the office, punishment free.

We walked to our next class, transformation, in which it was slytherins and gryffs. Always a funny combo. A little tense at times but very funny. Vic waved me over and Jaz went to sit with a slytherin friend of hers.

"You know I was thinking about your sorting thing, did you ever think about going back to the hat and seeing if you would have a house now?" Excuse me I happen to have a house in fact I have 4 of them so ha!

"Yes at once I did wonder about that, but I like being in all the houses and not playing quidditch doesn't bug me, I get in trouble to much to play anyway."

"Technically you should be placed in hufflepuff, thats where you go when you don't really fit in anywhere else. O wait I didn't mean it like that!" She finished eyes wide. But I get what she meant.

"No I think its exactly the opposite, I fit in everywhere too well, each house I would've done fine in. Except maybe Hufflepuff they are a little too level headed and nice for me."

"Yet you have lots of friends there and fit in" She pondered. I wonder what brought this up.

"Umm yea...can this whole deep shit be over? You know it makes me uncomfortable" It really does. All those feelings and what not. She laughed, "Rose if you were any weirder I swear you would have a species entirely your own." NA UH I'M NOT...second thought maybe I am. Just a little. "Normalcy like perfection is highly overrated." I said and grinned handing in my paper grabbing my books and leaving, Jazz following a second behind. Unfortunatly we come across James Potter, the most arrogant, self centered smug, hot, smoldering...shit no no no no no he is not hot! Not hot not hot,

"Come to congragulate us on the awesome prank? Ask for advice?" Jaz laughs lightly and rolls her eyes, used to mine and Potter's antics.

"Funny, Belle very funny." He replies obviously at a lack for a good comeback.

"I know but its nice to hear it from you."

"Oh it is? Is it nice to hear how much of a complete bitch you are?" OH OH BRING IT ON POTTER!

"Is it nice to hear how much of a jackass you are?"

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I snuck away after Rose's jackass comment because well I've heard this fight a hundred times! Vic walked up to me, having finally finished her essay, "Merlin are they at it again?" She asked with a slight groan.

"Yes, when are they going to just shag each other and get it over with?" Seriously if the sexual tension was any higher I would be dead! "Seriously James is my cousin and I want them to just snog already! Jaz we have to do something!" We both turn to look at Rose and James, I can't hear them but Rose is using a lot of hand motions and James keeps running his hands through his hair. Merlin, every time I can just hear Rose yelling as she does every time 'Me? what about you? You are such an....' Now will this end up with James winning and Rose slapping him or will Rose win and James will stomp away?

"What are they going off on this time?" Came the unmistakable voice of Fred Weasley as he suddenly stood next to us.

"The usual, James called Rose a bitch, she called him a jackass" I explain tiredly

"Oh a classic. Who's winning?"

"Can't tell, but Rose looks very flustered so my money's on James."

"What are we going to do about them? They need to just shag each other already."

"THATS WHAT I SAID!" See everyone knows they're like perfect for each other, except for the fact that they hate each other's guts.

Thwack and with that loud slap Rose spun on her heel and stormed in our direction James yelling something. ughhhhh i didn't need this today, Rose was in such a good mood and now all I'l hear about is James and how much of an ass he is.

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"Are you-" Jaz started as Fred ran after James who had stormed the other way.

"I'm FINE Its Potter you need to worry about, cause I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM!"

"Who exactly are you going to murder?" Came the crisp voice of Professor Snape our headmaster and my primary guardian. Shit.

"No one. I-I don't know what you're talking about. I think you're going senile." I flashed a smile and a nervous chuckle escaped my lips, Uncle Sev however didn't look amused.

"What'd you do?" He was straight to the point.

"Nothing."

"Are you lying?"

"No."

"I think you are."

"I think....I'm late for class, got to go, BYE" I kissed his cheek and sprinted down the hall.

"ITS YOUR FREE PERIOD! ROSALIE!!!" Oops oh well just keep running, he's old he won't catch me.