Hi guys! HetaliaFanGirl5592 here with a collection of RANDOM (Very random) Hetalia shorts. (Don't judge me, I 'm bored) This is the first short.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. (Though I really wish I did)

B.T.W. These shorts are all BASED on SOME of my dreams.

Hope you like 'em.


It was a dark night here in Greece. I was sitting at the dining table, eating my Indian dinner I ordered at McDonalds and some dumplings I ordered at Burger King.

All of a sudden, China (Who was riding on a donkey with the tail of a fish and a rainbow trailing where ever they went.) crashed through my roof and landed on the refrigerator

"Can I borrow your rolling pin, aru?" he asked.

"Err…why?" I replied.

"Because I'm going to make lemonade out of grapes, aru."

"Meh. Ok. Good Luck with that." I handed him the rolling pin and he flew away on his Fish-Donkey, which transformed a robot-mini Godzilla.

The End


Wow, that was more random than I expected. Reviews needed.