If there is ONE place where we don't expect the Lordi members, it is certainly in a hockey championship !
Nevertheless …
Amen - Okay guys, ready ?
Lordi – No. OX and I are searching skates in our size !
Awa – XXL size just here.
Shows a box
OX - Guess I found some for me …
Tries to put the skates on
OX - Hm … too small.
Amen - Raah ! I have to help you for everything !
Takes the skates
Amen – Look, just like this … and … put that.
Gives him a helmet
OX - Eeeerrrrrr …
Amen - What ?! It's not so complicated !
Takes the helmet and tries to put it on OX's head
Amen - God d****t ! Who's got the idea of horns ?!
OX struggles and one of his horns eventually drills the helmet
Amen - Er … well, now you just have to do the other one.
Later, on the ice
Amen and OX in front of the goal
Amen – Okay dude, now focus. This is YOUR goal, NOTHING passes ! At every match we win without taking any goal, we pay you a pizza. And if we are world champions, we take you to a Motley Crüe show ! Okay ?
OX, overexcited - World champions, world champions ! No goal !
Lordi - We are going to massacre these poor human beings !
Drummer - What for ? These humans seem nice.
The others look strangely at the drummer
Drummer - What ?! They say I'm cute.
Lordi - Ah okay ! No no, these humans, they're our fans ! Not the same thing, get it ?
Drummer - Oh ? But our fans aren't humans ?
Lordi - Well … no … I meant … yes …
Amen – Rah, new guys, you have to explain everything !
OX - Said it. A young one, he will learn.
And the match begins !
Lordi catches an opposite player and lifts him with a sadistic smile - Hello there ! You look … delicious !
Drummer catches the puck and skates straight ahead towards the opposite goal
Amen - All right, you're doing well. I follow you …
Takes himself to skate in a strip and makes a magnificent gliding flight
Amen - … Or not.
Awa sees Drummer in trouble with opposite players - Forget it, I'm gonna call some friends.
Suddenly, an army of cats arrive, any claw outside and catching some legs
Amen, from the floor – Er ... guys ? Can someone help me ? I think my leg is broken.
Awa - These mummies, not so solid anymore than before, told ya !
Drummer - Well … We have to give up !
OX - Give up ?! But … but … but … And Mötley Crüe ?
Lordi - Amen already has tickets : he was so sure !
OX looks at Amen with a BIG smile
Amen - Oh no, no ! Don't guess ONE second you're gonna give me a hug ! OX .. I say NO !
Removes the skates and runs away, OX on his trail
Drummer - He runs pretty fast for a broken-leg-mummy !