The Quagmire triplets grinned evilly as the Editor, who was tied to chair and gagged, mumbled something that sounded suspiciously like a cry for help. Now it was time to hack into his computer and edit the document he had just saved.
Wear sock scarves
Eat snails with honey
Act like Luna Lovegood
Laugh like Bellatrix Lestrange
Psychoanalize everything Olaf says and does
Sing Disney songs at random moments
Read the Quibbler
Learn to play the electric guitar
Take Olaf to a psychologist who works under the sea
Hum Jaws(loudly) when the monster shaped like a question mark appears
Make the Dark Phoenix angry and blame it on Olaf and Carmelita
Get Olaf a fluffy, mutated blue koala( a comment I read on youtube) and name it Stitch
Convince Olaf that Sunny is the Chosen One, destined to bring balance to the force
Act like Abbey from NCIS
Speak backwards
Teach Kindergarteners to spell
Petition to have the Daily Punctilio renamed the Daily Prophet
Count in Roman Numerals
Memorize all of Shakespeare's works and quote them
Speak Parselmouth
Wear stormtrooper armor
Quote the Princess Bride
Carry around a jar of dirt
Postpone burning your enemies headquarters to go Nargle hunting
Learn all of your fighting skills from the first X-men movie
Tell Olaf that the secret to beating the Baudalaires is behind the archway in the Department of Mysteries
joinMonster Quest
Attend Nero's violin concerts
Become an annoying telepath…cough, Emma Frost,…cough
Play Indiana Jones
Dye your hair blue
If you have a moment to catch your breath between these tasks, we're sorry, but breathing is no longer allowed
Esme smiled as she checked her email. "Jerome, the new IN catalogue is here!"