The final battle has come for Corrin to go against King Garon of Nohr. Sweat fell from his cheeks as his heart shook faster by the second. He stared at the King's cold eyes as he prepares for battle with Azura and his siblings by his side. He was about to charge until suddenly.
Azama: Ah, Lord Corrin, may I be of assistance?
Corrin: Azama, you surprised me. Just be on your guard.
Azama: Gladly. Though I don't think I need to since all I'm doing is taking out the trash.
Corrin: Huh.
Azama pointing at Garon: I'm referring to that living stack of garbage over there.
Garon: You dare mock me peasant!
Azama: I don't dare to mock you, I want to mock you!
Garon: You will face my wraith!
Azama: With that big axe of yours. Bigger doesn't always mean better.
Garon: DIE!
Garon shot a magical blast at Azama with the monk simply dodging it with ease. Corrin and his allies were surprised, but then again the chances of missing for Garon was about 47%.
Azama: If you're going to have a tantrum, at least do it somewhere else. Its unpleasant to hear the sorrows of a child.
Garon: Silence!
Azama: No need to be loud. You should have known that we are not deaf.
Garon: I can't believe I'm getting worked up with this fool.
Azama: I'm no fool, I'm cool.
Garon: ...
Azama: It rhymes you know. Honestly, I'm trying to put an effort in poetry like my daughter, but she can display a better show. Though I don't think you can do better.
Garon: Enough with this nonsense!
Azama: What nonsense? I don't see any nonsense. You must be going mad.
Garon: Stop it! STOP IT THIS INSTANT!
Azama: I expected proper royal etiquette for someone as high as you. I guess that you must not be King Garon.
Garon: Grrr.
Azama: Perhaps you are Prince Xander. No, he is currently dead. Prince Leo. No, too serious. Princess Camilla, you aren't that attractive. Princess Elise, impossible.
Garon: GRRR!
Azama: I got it! You must be a double, hiding the real Garon. That explains it.
Garon: GRRRR!
Azama: I take that back. You must be a dog with all that "Grrr" sound your making.
Garon: I WILL GET YOU!
Garon charges at Azama with multiple axe slashes only for the monk to dodge. Corrin was impressed about Azama's cleverness and agility, but felt that he should be fighting. Then again, Azama might be saving him the trouble.
Azama: I must thank you for the workout. You finally make use of your anger.
Garon: JUST DIE ALREADY!
Azama: But I prefer not to thank you very much.
Garon: ARGH!
Azama: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Garon: MY FATHER WAS A NOBLE KING THAT BROUGHT PROSPERITY TO ALL OF NOHR! MY MOTHER...
There was a small pause until Garon realized that his mother is not something to be proud of. Terrible memories of his past flashes by as he realized that Azama has caught him with his insults. The feeling of confusion and despair fell upon Garon for he has lost against to monk who simply insulted him without bloodshed.
Garon: My mother was a hamster.
Azama: Called it!
The king then exploded was victory goes to the kingdom of Hoshido. Corrin and his sibling only looked with confusion only to change to relief as they went to Azama to celebrate his victory. Like in the ending of Birthright, Ryoma became the new king of Nohr and the war was over. However, Azura gets to live so that's a bonus!
And they lived happily ever after. The End.