Xenosaga Scripts & Randomness

Chapter 1

Ziggy: ~looks at X2 script~ Well, at least it's more lines than the first episode. I might just have to memorize something.

Jr.: ~glances at X2 script~ Wow, will I ever be able to shut-up? ~flips over page~

Ziggy: ~notices that his lines only fill up half the page~ What am I? A side character?

Jr.: Uh, yeah. You've been a side character since the first episode. What? You thought it would change or something?

Ziggy: ~glares at Jr.~ Allen is a side character. I'm not. When you're a playable character and have actual tech attacks, unique ether abilities and skills, you're not a just a side character.

Jr.: Whatever. Who has the bigger fan-base?

Ziggy: Fan-base? That doesn't have anything to do with this.

Jr.: Yes, it does. I bet even Allen has a bigger one.

Ziggy: Not only are you comparing me to Allen, but now you're saying that he has an even better role than me?

Jr.: What is your role anyways?

Ziggy: It's a…main character role.

Jr.: I mean, do you even interact with any of the characters besides MOMO?

Ziggy: Yeah…I do. There's ~thinks for awhile~ Juli Mizrahi.

Jr.: That doesn't count. She's a side character. Kinda like you.

Ziggy: You're a side character, if you want to get technical about it.

Jr.: Ziggy, would a side character have ten pages of script?

Ziggy: Depends. Maybe you're just an important side character. Think back to the first episode. Who's the one they showed first?

Jr.: Hey, don't try to turn this around! This is just about you and your side character insecurities.

Ziggy: Insecurities. Now it's insecurities. I was just commenting on something, but you, as usual, have to make a big deal about it. ~holds his script a little too tightly~

Jr.: Then go cry about it or something. Ask the writer to give you some more lines.

Ziggy: This is a waste of time. What are you doing here anyway? Isn't this your scene coming up in a few minutes?

Jr.: You're in it too.

Ziggy: Yeah, a lot of stage direction. You know what I'm going to be doing? Standing there and looking stupid.