The Worst Ranma 1/2 Fanfic You Will Ever Read
"I'm a psychotic bitch whore!" Akane yelled.
"And I have a backbone!" Ranma yelled.
"We're through!" The two yelled at each other, and started seeing other people.
Only not even fanfic writers can escape the never ending antics that are Ranma 1/2/
"We were robbed of any kind of satisfactory conclusion!" The fans yelled. "So we'll write our own endings that are somehow worse than the original ending!"
"My life isn't worth living!" Ryoga yelled, and cut his wrists. The blood flowed, a red river of riveting blood. He rubbed the blood into his face, his tears stung the open, flowing wounds. "Goodbye cruel world!" Ryoga yelled, throwing himself off the top of Furinkan High School.
"I thought this was supposed to be a comedy!" Ranma yelled, diving for Ryoga, grabbing him by the shirt at the last moment.
"Dammit Ranma!" Ryoga yelled, as he dangled. "I have no reason to live!"
"Then I'll give you a reason!" Ranma cried, pouring a water onto himself, becoming a herself. "Ryoga, dammit I love you!"
"But you're a dude!"
"But I have breasts!"
"You're right!"
They make out. While still hanging from the roof of the school.
Then, later, after Ranma and Akane's wedding Ryoga met Ukyo and the two of them made each other feel better and then they fell in love. (AN: Hey! I like those fics!)
At least that's still more satisfying than the lame mary sue love interests they get in the manga.
And then they all had children, and their children had somewhat interesting adventures, only we don't get to see how it all ends because SOMEONE! won't finish their effing story!
The author decidedly looked away from the accusing glances.
And then it was the end, and somehow it was more satisfying than the actual ending.
The end?
AN: Someday I'm actually going to put effort into these.