One beautiful morning Dan woke up by the noise from his BMO alarm. He pushed and tried his best to get up. Which ended up Dan falling on the floor. He was irritated and asked himself, "Why do i have to go to Uni, the worlds gonna end soon anyway"?! He went to the bathroom and stared in the mirror and practiced his angry butt face to avoid contact with his teacher asking him questions. After he was done with his morning stuff, he went and made himself some cereal. After he finished eating, he got dressed, said bye to phil and went to catch the train. He was at the train station very early. Dan had to wait for 30 mins. Instead of doing his homework that he hadn't done yesterday, we was busy snapping awkward selfies of himself and uploading it to Instagram. The train had arrived then and he got on. He sat near this really attractive girl. This girl then noticed that this guy sitting next to her was Danisnotonfire! She jumped up and screamed his name! Dan was totally embarrassed but played it cool so he wont look like a total douchebag in front of a fan. She was so happy to see him and asked for an autograph. This girls name was Laurel and she was getting off at the same stop Dan was. When both of their stops had come they got off the train together and Dan hugged her and wished her goodbye. Laurel didn't end it there she pulled him over and french-kissed him. Dan was completely helpless and tried to shove her away. After the kiss Laurel's boyfriend who was waiting for her at the train station came up to Dan and was playing really ghetto on him. Dan explained to him that Laurel had kissed him and he had nothing to do with it. Laurels boyfriend didn't believe Dan and was ready to punch him in the face. Instead, he told Dan it was alright (lies) and pulled his pants down right to the bottom. Dan was totally embarrassed as he was wearing a 'Tinkly Winky' underwear. ( Phil was to lazy to do the laundry). This commotion had happened during the morning rush hour time and everybody stared and laughed at Dan. Laurels boyfriend then walked away with his girlfriend. Dan skipped school that day and went home making a video about it. He then laughed about the incident and thought how Laurel's boyfriend was such a douche that he never trusted Laurel hanging out with boys. He then ate some maltesers and felt better. Later that afternoon, Dan went to Tesco and bought six belts to play it safe in the train stations.