Dear readers. this is my third fanfic! I know that all my fanfics are short and opposite of sweet, but sadly, I cannot think of anything. Disclaimer: Not the owner of vocaloid.
"EGGPLANTS! EGGPLANTS! EGGPLANTS!" SMASH!
"Ugh… Is that a new alarm clock? Wait, isn't that Gakupo? Smash?" Kaito got up on his bed, scratching his head. "Hm- EH?! WHAT THE HECK?!" For some reason, he realised his former ice-cream-shaped bed became eggplant-shaped and had an eggplant for the design. Is one of my worst nightmares coming to life?
"ARGH! DAMN EGGPLANT BAZZARD!"
He heard the voice of the probably drunk "Red Lady" Meiko. He decided to wear into his ice-cream slippers, only to find out that they turned to eggplant slippers. He was about to scream his head off when his ice-cream-turned-into-eggplant door broke down. A pink-haired lady appeared at the entrance and came in.
"What the hell is happening, Kaito? Everything turned to eggplants! Do you know how expensive tunas are? One moment I was eating tunas and the next thing I knew, I was eating eggplants!"
"Calm down, Luka. Why don't we ask Gakupo?"
"We can't."
"Why?"
"Meiko's beating him up right now."
"I see." Just then, a young blonde person was at the doorway looking frightened.
"... Kaito? Are you alright? I heard a loud noise coming from here."
"Yeah. Why do you look like that, Len?"
"... The whole house turned into an eggplant."
"... I might kill Gakupo one day."
"No. I might before you," Luka said.
"When the time comes, let's kill him together." Luka smiled and nodded at Kaito's "genius" statement. Len stared at them.
"Um, I don't think you should-" Len was kicked in the butt onto the ground by a green-haired goggle-wearing sadist.
"Gumi, you're so awesome at kicking! Oh! Yo, guys! You should see Gakupo's state right now! He looks pretty funny!" A teal-haired girl popped up behind Gumi holding a leek.
"Gakupo's gonna die, Miku!" Rin, a blond girl, said.
"Who cares?"
"We don't!" Gumi and Rin said in unison. "Not really, Rin said softly to herself.
"*sigh* Ah well, Luka, Len, let's check on Gakupo then," Kaito said. Len got up.
"Hai." They then climbed down the stairs to see a censored Gakupo.
"No one mezzez wiz meh!" Meiko screamed while holding a sake bottle, stomping with her foot on what was most likely Gakupo's head, obviously drunk.
"Egg... plants... are... awesome..." The pained voice of Gakupo came out from what was most likely his mouth.
"..." The blue(K) pink(L) yellow(L) (BPY) trio looked at each other. Kaito shook his head.
"Eggplants are pretty horrifying if you ask me."
I suck at stories. I wish I had reviews of suggestions at least. And to Sal The Happs Dude, thanks for reading all my fanfics.