Momiji: Ooh! Big doors and they're pink too!
*Opens large pink doors*
Host Club: Welcome! The Host-
Tamaki: Oh! Look at him! He's so cute!
Hunny: NO! Not again, please! I can't face replacement again! *Starts crying*
Mori: *Picks up Hunny*
*Young girl bursts through doors*
Tohru: There you are! Momiji, I've been looking all over for you!*Looks around to see 7 shirtless boys* Oh! I owe you my greatest apologies! I'm
so-
Tamaki: You owe us no apology, My flower. *Strokes Tohru's cheek* In fact- When you walked in, my heart began to flutter with joy!
Shigure: Ooh! High School girl! *Points to Haruhi*
Kaoru/ Hikaru/ Tamaki: No! Don't mess with my little... Er... Umm... Cross dresser!
Shigure: No. I know a high school girl when I see one. THAT is a high school girl.
Haruhi: It's okay you guys. He was bound to find out sometime.
Tohru: So you're a girl! You're ummm... Very Pretty.
Tamaki: Anyways, my flower-
Kyo: What are you doing!
Tamaki: *Shocked face*
Kyo: Stop acting like an idiot and answer my question!
Tamaki: I-Idiot! *Corner of Shame*
*Another blonde walks in to the room*
Hunny: Tamaki look! He looks just like you!
Tamaki: NOO!
Deidara: Who's the idiot in the corner, un?
Kyo: Some dude named Tamaki.
Tamaki: I am NOT some dude! I am The King!
Haruhi: Of the Host Club. : |
Deidara: Host Club, un! What kind of idiot starts something like that, in?
Tamaki: *Corner of Shame* The kind that respects true art. The art of love.
Deidara: Art is explosive, un!
Tamaki: *Corner of Less Shame, But still Shameful* You're not very smart are you?
Deidara: *Deidara's Emo Corner*
Hunny: Mori- Sempai? Can I have some cake?
Mori: Mitskune- Sempai, you just hadsome cake. No.
Momiji: I want cake!
Hunny: No! My cake! *Demon Mode* Mine.
*Picks up stuffed bunny*
Momiji: Hey. I turn into a bunny! See! *Hugs Tohru and turns into a bunny*
Hunny: Cool! Want some cake!
Momiji: Yeah!
Deidara: Shut up, un!
Tamaki: Yeah! Shut up!
Deidara: You too, idiot, un.
Tamaki: *Corner of Shame* At least I don't have a speech impediment...
Deidara: *Deidara's Emo Corner* I was born with it, un!
Tamaki: *Corner of Shame* All I hear is 'Un this. And un that'!
Deidara: You obnoxious host, un! It's the other way around, un!
Tamaki: *Corner of Complete and Utter Shame and Anger* Leave!
Deidara: I can't, un!
Tamaki: Why not?
Deidara: I'm from Ancient Japan, un.
Tamaki: Are you, by any chance, French...?
Deidara: Um... Yes, un!
Tamaki: Grandpa! *Tries to hug Deidara*
Deidara: No.
*Side note: He was so angry that he lost his speech impediment for one sentence*
Tamaki: *Corner of Shame*
Hitachiin Twins: Ha Ha Ha! You thought he was your grandpa? *Song* Tamaki's stupid for Deidara!
Tamaki: Leave. Me. Alone. I'm not stupid for him!
Hikaru: Sure...
Kaoru: Hikaru, don't be so rude...
Hikaru: Okay... *Embraces Kaoru* But only for you...
Kaoru: Hikaru! You're embarrassing me!
Random Fangirls: Aww... Look at them!
Deidara: Twincest... *Shudders*
Kyo: Wait. How are you French and from Ancient Japan?
Deidara: I don't know, un!
Kyo: Heh Heh. You really do have a speech impediment...
Deidara: At least I don't have Bright Orange Hair!
Kyo: At least I don't have mouths on my hands.
Deidara: At least I don't turn into a cat.
Kyo: You win.
Momiji: Blondie- Chan look! I'm a bunny!
Deidara: *Mumbles to Self* How are there twoTobi's here, un?
Tamaki: *Persuasively walks up to Deidara obviously ready to schmooze like crazy* Listen. I think we should be friends.
Deidara: No, un.
Tamaki: *Corner of Shame*
Kyoya: *Corner of Almost Bankrupt* If we keep buying all these sweets, we'll be bankrupt...
Hunny: Kyoya- San! I can't let go of my sweets! Please!
Tamaki: So... You'd rather let go of the Host Club then let go of your sweets?
Hunny: Yes!
Tamaki: *Shocked*
Mori: Mitskune, you don't mean that.
Hunny: Yes I do! This is just a side project!
Momiji: Then you should come back to Furuba with me!
Hunny: Okay
Shigure: *After many hours of thinking* Wait. Your job is to flirt with girls!
Host Club: Yup.
Shigure: I WANT YOUR JOBS!
Hatsuharu: I would be more age appropriate.
Ayame: Girls would like me more.
Hatsuharu: Don't you already own a costume shop?
Shigure: It's a costume shop? I could've sworn it was a lingerie-
Ayame: NOPE! It's a costume shop. *Nervous laugh*
Tohru: What's lingerie?
Ayame: Um... I think you misheard us. Shigure said laundry.
Tohru: Ooh! Would you mind if I took some laundry to your shop for you to do?
Ayame: Yes... It's a high class shop. Only the richest can afford. We wouldn't even let you through the doors.
*Door Opens*
Host Club: Welcome! The Host Club has been waiting for your arrival.
Kyo: They thought you were a girl!
Yuki: Shut up. All of you. Natsuki Takaya is looking for us we have to go home.
Hunny: Bye Bunny- Kun!
Tamaki: good-bye my flower!
Shigure: Bye Tamaki! I'll be talking to you about the employment thing, 'kay!
Deidara: *Answers cell phone* Oh okay, un. My enemy, Itachi just called. Masashi Kishimoto is waiting for me, un.
Tamaki: Bye Grandpa!
Deidara: Tell your dad I said hi, un. Bye grandson, un...
The End.