Written by Yaoi415; edited by Verna Jast.

Author's note: Don't worry! This is actually the middle of the story. It will all be explained!

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Originally posted: 7-16-07
New version reposted: 2-8-11

Bay Café, Chapter 1
By Yaoi415

"Double DOG Dare"

Kiba rolled his eyes. He was being lectured on carrying his fair share of a group project he had been assigned to do with Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata. Health Ed was a class that he and Naruto often skipped, and he had just been reminded that their project on condoms was due tomorrow.

"Don't roll your eyes at me!" Sakura snapped. She and Hinata had been researching like crazy for the last week. They had given him and the idiot all of the facts, percentages, theories, religious background, political viewpoints, debates, and popularity notes concerning the condom. She had expected them to put together a presentation for the class. Now, however, they were stuck in Health Ed after school hours. Why? Because they had forgotten all about it.

"You gave us the information yesterday!" Kiba tried to defend himself. There was no way he was going to let a prissy pop princess tell him what to do!

"Yeah, Sakura-chan! We—" Naruto tried, only to be interrupted by Sakura's silencing palm raised in frustration.

"No, I gave it to you on Tuesday. Yesterday, you two weren't in class…" she fumed. "Tomorrow is the presentation!"

It was really annoying how Sakura had this effect on Naruto. Usually, the Terror Twins were impossible to argue against, but when faced with Sakura, the blond boy's crush, their two-man dream-team was left crippled. Naruto could never argue with her.

Kiba eyed their fourth group member.

Hinata promptly blushed and looked away, hoping to avoid the conflict. She didn't want to be a part of this. The shy Hyuuga didn't mind doing the work; after all, she had done more than the protesting princess.

"Well, it seems like you're the only one complaining," Kiba told Sakura.

"Hinata!" Sakura had expected her female comrade to show more backbone, but this was Hinata. Even if the world depended on Naruto doing the project, she would have probably done it for him.

Hinata, herself, just sighed as she looked back at Naruto. He had gotten a lot taller since last year; he was growing pretty fast. She still remembered him being the small runt she had always admired, but now, he was taller than most of the boys in school.

Kiba and Sakura continued to argue, and Hinata watched as Naruto tried to jump into the conversation. The blond obviously wanted to defend his best friend, but he seemed to be having trouble deciding what to say that wouldn't offend the girl of his dreams.

Naruto's expression suddenly changed. He turned to Hinata, as if he could feel her eyes on him. Her heart raced, and she started to panic—she wasn't used to catching his attention. They had known each other since elementary school, but the blond was usually oblivious to her existence. She dropped her gaze to the pile of art supplies and photos at the center of their circle and started fidgeting with the scissors.

"Shouldn't we be working on the project…?" Naruto asked loudly over the voices of his bickering friends. Kiba and Sakura both stopped talking and blinked at him, surprised. Naruto had finally managed to break up the argument. "…since it is due tomorrow?"

"Ahem, yes. Well, I guess we can." Sakura's nose was high as she looked away.

"Cool." Kiba shrugged and picked up the glue.

They spent the rest of the afternoon constructing their project and reciting their lines.

"Oh! Look at my cock! It's orange!" Naruto yelled, grinning, and Sakura slapped the backside of his head. "Ow!" He was playing with the plastic penis-like dildo that they were supposed to be using for their presentation.

Each person in the group had their own responsibilities, and while the other three members would be talking about the different facts they had gathered, Naruto was going to do a demonstration. Why? Because the boy was anything but shy. He was charismatic and shameless…perfect for the job of demonstrating to the entire class how to put on a condom.

When the group finally had all of their cues in order, they decided to go home separately to memorize their lines. While Kiba, Naruto, and Hinata got their stuff ready to leave, Sakura found the finished project a nice little spot in the far corner of the room. It would be stupid to take it home, and then bring it back tomorrow.

Just as they were ready to go, the door slammed, and all four students turned in its direction at once. Uchiha Sasuke stood there looking pissed off, and judging by his expression, it had something to do with Naruto.

Behind Sasuke's back, the door handle…just fell off…unnoticed by the student who had slammed it. Their teacher had warned them about slamming the door—not that that bastard would know since he didn't even take Health Ed. Naruto gulped. Shizune-sensei would be really mad if she found out, and—

"Uzumaki." Sasuke's voice broke into Naruto's thoughts.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura smiled in his direction, and Sasuke glared back.

Sasuke was always a jerk to Sakura. But why? She was hot! Naruto would do anything to be with her.

Across the room, Kiba kept an eye on the raven, waiting for the bastard to make one wrong move. He had been itching to kick Sasuke's ass ever since the Uchiha had transferred. He wasn't welcome at their school.

"What do you want?" Naruto growled at the patiently waiting Uchiha.

Sasuke signaled for Naruto to come over. Being his boss apparently gave Sasuke the freedom to tell him what to do, even outside of work.

"What!" Naruto whispered rudely under his breath. He didn't like Sasuke. After so many attempts to get along with the bastard, it was clear that Sasuke just didn't care.

'I detest liars. If you hate me, tell it to my face. Don't do it behind my back, usuratonkachi.' The words still rang clear in his head. Just as promised, Sasuke had recently fired an employee—Kabuto—who hadn't liked him, but had been a sycophant and a hypocrite to his face.

Sasuke did many things Naruto didn't like, but mostly he was rude to him and the other employees. Naruto wasn't usually very subtle, anyway, so he never hid the fact that he hated Sasuke. He spoke his mind, and when he argued with his boss, they usually did it in the back office with the radio on so that no one could hear them. He was surprised that he hadn't gotten fired yet.

"I want you to work tomorrow," Sasuke said quietly between them.

"But tomorrow is Friday, and I'm still on vacation!" the kitsune whispered furiously. He knew his companions were just BS-ing on the other side of the room, obviously straining their ears to hear the conversation. All three were rummaging through their belongings as silently as possible. Sakura had gone back to their project, pretending to fix it; Hinata was kneeling on the floor, going through her backpack, and Kiba was by her side copying her gestures.

"Hn," Sasuke continued, "Well, soon you'll be taking an unpaid vacation if you don't do what I say. It's just Fridays and Saturdays."

"What? But then, I have school on weekdays, and I can't do anything on Sundays since I have to rest for finals!" Why was it so hard for him to understand? Sasuke was a student, too.

"Would you rather work somewhere else?" Sasuke had him pinned against an imaginary wall.

"No." Naruto looked down, defeated…

"Then, I suggest you shut up and do what I say!" Sasuke snapped back in a low growl. He was keeping Naruto's secret well hidden—no one knew he was his boss—but that didn't mean he couldn't push him around. Sasuke turned and began to walk away; however, once he reached the door, he realized that the knob had fallen off. "What the hell is wrong with this thing?" he cursed under his breath.

Naruto shook his head. "You broke it, asshole…"

"Naruto!" Sakura warned. She wouldn't let anyone insult Sasuke in her presence.

Sasuke glared at Naruto before picking up the handle and putting it on again. He tried to open the door, but it didn't work.

"Um…The j-janitor is still outside…" Hinata muttered lowly, "He could get us out."

Kiba, who was standing nearby, was the only one who heard her. "Yeah, the janitor could do it!" He punched the air, grinning with hope.

"I passed him," Sasuke stated indifferently, "He is in another building."

The other four sighed. Their school was huge and sprawled over multiple buildings. If the janitor was in another building, it could take more than an hour for him to get back to their side. It was going to be a while before he noticed them.

Sasuke sat down at a desk close to the door. Sakura was about to go sit next to him, but she remembered his glare and changed her mind. They all simultaneously pulled out their cell phones, and then again groaned in unison. The students had forgotten about the recent installation of devices around the school buildings that blocked cell phone reception.

"Bastard…" Naruto muttered. It was all Sasuke's fault. He could have been at home watching Jackass!, his favorite show; instead, Naruto sat down and rested his head on the desk farthest from the Uchiha.

The room was silent for a while.

"This is so boring! There has to be something to do." Kiba wasn't able to sit still any longer. "Hey, I know! Let's play Truth or Dare!" He caught everyone's attention with that. Even Hinata looked up from studying for next week's test.

Sakura laughed. What were they, twelve? And yet, she was curious. She decided to see what Sasuke would do, but his features were again indifferent.

Naruto, however, grinned and yelled, "Yeah!" He pushed some desks out of the way to make room and sat down on the floor.

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"It's okay," Naruto said, "Wimps can just stay out."

The Uchiha glared, and then sat down near him moments later. Sakura ran to Sasuke's side and squished as close to him as she could. He grunted in disapproval, so she scooted a little farther away, giving him a bit more space. Kiba sat next to Sakura, and Hinata closed the circle by sitting in between Kiba and Naruto.

"I'll go first." Naruto looked around, and then eyed his first victim. "Hinata."

Hinata slowly looked up at him. Her cheeks burned.

"Truth or dare?"

"Mm…t-truth…" she sighed, admitting she was too afraid to do a dare.

"Who do you like?" Naruto asked.

There was a glint in Kiba's eye; he was very curious about Hinata's answer.

Hinata looked away. She couldn't say it, so she suddenly changed her choice. "D-dare!" She would rather embarrass herself than ever reveal who she liked.

Naruto was disappointed. He was going to lecture her on how that was against the rules, but the girl had helped him with so much. If it wasn't for her, he wouldn't even be a senior! She occupied a soft spot in his heart. He didn't like her like that—she was more like a sister to him, a sister he couldn't embarrass. "I dare you to look cute."

She smiled.

"There you go." He just couldn't do it, not to Hinata.

"Dude, that was the lamest dare ever!" Kiba laughed. "Although, she did do a good job. Your turn, Hinata."

"Kiba, truth or dare?" She thought they were going in a circle, and at this point, it looked like they were.

"Dare, and make it good!" Kiba grinned. While he didn't have as much guts as his crazy blond friend, he wanted to strip Naruto of his title, The King of Dares. Once, Kiba was dared to go skinny dipping, and he had declined. Naruto was told to show Kiba how it was done, and he had stripped down and dived into the water without any problems. Kiba had a score to settle.

Hinata pondered Kiba's dare with a small frown.

Since she was having trouble thinking of something, Naruto leaned over and placed a hand over her ear to cover his lips and make sure Kiba couldn't see what he was saying. Hinata giggled and nodded.

Knowing Naruto, Kiba knew it was going to be something difficult.

The shy girl tapped her fingers together nervously. "I-I d-dare you to wear makeup." Her eyes closed with the last syllable in embarrassment, not wanting to see Kiba's reaction.

"Ha! We don't have any makeup!" Kiba proclaimed confidently.

"I do!" Sakura chimed in helpfully, pulling out her purse. It was half the size of her backpack, and when she opened it, it was full of brushes, powders, colored pencils, silver beauty tools that looked painful, foundation, and eye shadows. She had been sucked into the game, and now she couldn't help but contribute, wondering what a female Kiba would look like.

"No!" Kiba refused.

"Dude, do I need to finish your dare for you?" Naruto asked with a grin. "Again?"

Kiba glared at Naruto. He was still bolder, and he would prove it. He wasn't going to let his cocky friend win because, although he wasn't in a large group, the very person he wanted to prove himself to was Naruto. And of course, he wanted to show off as much as he could in front of Hinata, too. Now that they were both here, how could he back down? "Fine!"

Across the circle, Sasuke rolled his eyes and leaned his head back a little, tuning out the rest of the group.

Sakura leaned in close to Kiba. She held his face in place and began to work her magic. She had decided to use blue eye shadow and red lipstick. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein creation couldn't compete; Kiba looked like an ugly replica of his mother.

He glared as everyone, except for Sasuke, had a giggle fit.

"I wish I had a camera!" Naruto was rolling around laughing.

"I'll get you for this, asshole!" Kiba growled, clearly pissed off.

"Sure thing, princess." Naruto only laughed harder.

"You can't," Sakura stated. "You have to go in order."

"What!" Kiba knew she was right; the order had been unintentionally set. "Fine, Sakura. Truth or dare?"

"Truth!" She smiled. She wasn't going to let him embarrass her after she had just destroyed his ego.

"Who was the first person you kissed?" Kiba asked.

Sakura eyed Sasuke, who didn't seem to be paying attention. She decided she had to risk telling the truth. "Guy or girl?"

Kiba, Hinata, and Naruto turned to her in unison; their eyes looked like they wanted to bulge out of their sockets. Had she kissed a girl before?

"Um…the very first person you kissed. Doesn't matter if they were a guy or a girl." Kiba was definitely curious now.

"Ino." She blushed and looked away. "We were ten…" It was true; they had only been experimenting.

Kiba could feel blood trickle down his nose as he imagined both girls at their current age making out in the locker room.

"Pervert!" Sakura smacked the back of the dog-boy's head. "Naruto's turn."

"You have to dare Sasuke next!" Kiba interrupted.

She ignored Kiba's protests and continued: "Truth or dare?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. It was Sasuke's turn, but he wasn't going to pass up a chance to see how threatening Sakura's dares were. He had streaked down a hill, bungee jumped off of a cliff, sky-dived, and even dressed in drag. What could she possibly dare that was worse than any of that? He smirked. "Dare."

Sakura looked around. She had always known Naruto was a flirt; if she asked him to strip, he would gladly do it. She wanted to humiliate him and wipe that stupid grin off of his face. Not once had she ever seen him do anything questionable with a guy, so being in Health Ed, she did the next best thing: "I dare you to put a condom on this dildo." She walked over to the rubber penis they were supposed to use tomorrow.

"How boring." Naruto rolled his eyes. 'That's it?' He had to do that in front of the class tomorrow; this was nothing. "Kiba, help her out." He needed a challenge. "Double dog dare me!"

He didn't know she wasn't done until she came back to the circle and handed him the dildo and a condom. "With your mouth."

Naruto froze. "What?" This was stupid! He knew how to put a condom on—that was basic—but not once had he ever tried to do it with his mouth. It was impossible!

Kiba burst out laughing. Naruto…putting on a condom…with his MOUTH? It was priceless! He looked at Sasuke, who seemed oddly interested, and he suddenly got an even more devious idea. "Double dog dare, eh?"

Naruto did a silent gesture which indicated that he was screwed. 'Fuck!' His reputation was that he was a guy with no regrets. He couldn't destroy his rep and take back his words.

"Here is my double dog dare," Kiba began.

Naruto gulped. He knew Kiba was going to destroy him. Kiba's dares were always the hardest because he knew him the best, including his weaknesses. This was revenge for making fun of him earlier.

"I dare you to do what Sakura said…over Uchiha's crotch—" Kiba looked amused when both Sasuke and Naruto jumped up in protest.

"What?" they demanded simultaneously.

"—while moaning," Kiba finished, sure that Naruto was going to kill him; no way was he doing this. Sensing the blond's hesitation, he had to add, "Is the King of Dares backing off?" He gasped sarcastically.

The kitsune realized he was, for the first time in his life, going to be stripped of his title. Not only was Kiba loud, but Sakura was a gossip queen. And although Hinata would never bust him out, she wasn't known for lying. Once questioned, she would probably tell.

And to Uzumaki Naruto, his reputation meant everything. He was a daredevil!

"Don't touch me," Sasuke refused.

"Right, 'cus you're too much of a pussy to handle it!" Naruto knew the Uchiha would never let him win.

"Tch. Give me that." Sasuke snatched the orange member from his hand and placed it over his own lap. The room fell silent as all eyes were fixed on the fox and his rival. "Hn." Sasuke made an impatient noise while he waited, sure that the kitsune wouldn't dare.

Naruto stared in disbelief, but his gaping mouth suddenly turned into a mischievous grin. If it was a show they wanted, it was a show they would get. He was going to do more than moan…he was going to make the bastard cum.

He grabbed the wrapped condom with his thumb, middle, and index finger and brought it close to his lips. His eyelids fell halfway closed as he stared at the Uchiha.

Sasuke wasn't going to let that get to him. His breathing slowed down as he tried to keep his body under control. The atmosphere had changed; Kiba, Sakura, and Hinata seemed to have disappeared. It was like looking at a blank piece of paper with a dot in the center—a dot named Naruto.

"Ngh!" Naruto licked the wrapper.

Sasuke hissed softly. He could feel the dildo jump as his real member begged for space. He breathed a bit deeper.

The fox bit the edge of the silver foil; he used his teeth to gently drag it down.

Sasuke's grip grew firmer.

Naruto grabbed the tip of the condom with his mouth and used the pressure of his tongue against the roof of his mouth to pinch it. His lips made an O-shape as the red rim of the condom covered his mouth. He subtly winked at Sasuke, and then slowly leaned over.

Sasuke's eyes followed him down.

Naruto placed the condom over the fake head of the rubber cock and used his lips to carefully drag it down. It was difficult, but he managed it. "Mmm…ngh!" he moaned. He began to roll the condom down, and his head tilted sideways. Consequently, one of Sasuke's fingers holding the dildo in place accidentally ended up inside of his mouth. Not that anyone could see it; as far as they were concerned, he was still fiddling with the condom.

Naruto began to suck on the Uchiha's loose finger, giving him a sample of what could happen if they had a bit more privacy. He used his nose to tip the dildo over and get closer to Sasuke's bulge.

Sasuke's eyes were becoming unfocused. He could feel his crotch vibrate with Naruto's moans.

They were interrupted by a loud knock on the door and the jangle of keys opening it.

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