Okay this is the LAST new story I'm starting..for now, I promise. I was just listening to Katy Perry - One of the boys and the inspiration meant I HAD to write, write, write! I really want reviews on this one guys as this is a new style of writing I'm trying, well new to me. Its slightly comical, with bits of outside narration, I really want honest opinions because if you don't like it I won't continue as I'm not completley sure I like it yet, although I like the idea. So I'm begging, please, please, please let me know what you think, good, bad whatever. I'm just finishing up the second chapter so that will be up in the next hour or so, give or take. Hope you enjoy :)

I only own Dani and Jessica. No one, nothing else!

Oh and don't be too mad at Jeffy in this..he is a man after all and we all know what they think with ;)

And yes Dani is a bit of a bitch but we all know what its like to want someone you think you can never have..


Dani picked up the tray of drinks and carefully carried it over to the table, sticking her tongue out in concentration for added comical effect. Once she had got the she placed the tray down and it was a rush to get drinks.

'Thanks Dani..Your welcome.' she said to no-one in particular as the boys took their first gulps of beer.

'Oh yeah thanks Dani-boy.' Jeff said in between mouthfuls.

Dani inwardly groaned, she hated it when they called her that. But what did she expect when she pretty much dressed like a tomboy and her best mates were...well...all men. She knocked back her beer and wiped her mouth on the back of her hand. Getting up she walked over to the bar to get another bottle. Bringing it back to the table she sat down.

'Woah, steady Dani-boy.' said Shannon, watching her begin her second beer in as many minutes.

'Shut up Shannon, just because I can drink you under the table, jealous much?' Dani replied. She couldn't hide the annoyance in her voice.

'Someones touchy.' he muttered going back to his beer.

Yeah I am fucking touchy Shannon. Dani thought to herself. Because once again I have to meet some ring-rat that Jeff is all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is be with him myself.

Dani had been mates with, what had been dubbed 'The North Carolina Crew' for about 5 years. Ever since she moved in across the road from Matt. That was the day she met Jeff, and fell in love. It may sound corny but it really was love at first sight for her, shame he couldn't see it. He had always seen her as 'one of the guys' and she couldn't really blame him, she was loud, obnoxious and crude. She could drink anyone under the table and she lived in baggy jeans and hoodies.

But if you looked at her, I mean actually sat and REALLY looked at her you would see that she was in fact under all the 'male' bravado a pretty girl. She had full pouting lips, big puppy dog eyes and cute freckles. Her hair was volumnous and long. Shamed she always had it tied up in a ponytail. She was slim with curves in all the right places and an impressive chest. Shame no one could ever see it under the 'bags' she called clothes.

Dani had given up trying to get Jeff's attention about 3 years ago, it didn't mean her feelings had changed for him at all though. They were all definatly still there, even more so in the past year, since he gave up wrestling to concentrate on his art, he was at home all the time, his home being Matt's place, which meant she saw him, often just the two of them, everyday. She spent her nights laying in bed, dreaming he was there with her but knowing he was probaly screwing some fan a few yards away from her. This sometimes made her cry, sob even. Her days full of day dreams about him and how good they would be together.

You wouldn't think it to look at Dani but she was actually a freelance make-up artist and her services were highly sort after meaning she could afford to not work a lot, which meant she could devote more time to hanging out with Jeff. She never tried the make-up on herself. It wouldn't go with her style and, anyway, she couldn't be bothered.

'Guys, here she is.' Jeff said, looking towards the door. A very pretty girl approached the table and Dani sighed, she was eveything Dani was not, blonde, girly, and just the right amount of slutty.

'Hey, I'm Jessica.' the girl giggled greeting them all and sat down next to Jeff.

'Jessica, this is Shannon, Matt, Greg and our honorary brother Dani.' Jeff said chuckling.

Dani sucked her teeth, after five years the jokes were well past their sell by dates. Especially when they introduced her to people as a brother. She wanted to say something to the ring rat but thought better of it, she might be an ok girl.

'Dani, you do look like a boy in some ways.' Jessica giggled, trying to get in on the joke.

Bitch. Seethed Dani inwardly.

'Yeah well we can't all be sluts can we?' Dani retorted, with a not so sweet smile. She could just about cope with the crew calling her a boy. not some trashy whore.

'Wow, Dani, chill.' Jeff interuppted, trying to ease the tension, he could sense an atmosphere building. He wondered why Dani was like this with every girl that he was with, yet none of the others girls the crew brought along. Being a typical man he didn't figure it out and put it down to her just being protective as they hung out togther so much more than she did with the others. *hint Jeff hint*

'Whatever, I'm over it.' Dani said, sipping her beer and looking away from the table, while Jessica sat there looking confused.

Stupid blonde. Thought Dani.

Dani spent the rest of the night the same as she always did. Pretending not to care but glancing over at Jeff with regularity and wishing she hadn't as he was all over some girl. It broke her heart each and everytime. She wished she could just get over him. But everytime he caught her looking at him and looked back, she got lost in those gorgeous green eyes and just fell in deeper and harder. She lost count of the times she just wanted to blurt out 'I love you!' to him, it was getting harder to resist.

'So Dani, have you got a boyfriend?'

The voice broke Dani from her thoughts and she saw blonde bitch was asking her a question.

What's it got to do with you? Dani thought, but resisted saying, realising she had already pissed Jeff off once tonight, which she hated herself for.

'No.' she replied, not wanting to talk to her more than she had to.

'Why?' Jessica looked genuinley interested.

'Just haven't.' she shrugged, hoping it would be the end of it.

'Oh.' Jessica said.

'She does have the hots for someone though,' Jeff laughed. 'She told us one night when she was drunk, she just won't say who as apparently we know him.'

Dani cringed, she regretted that night ever since it happened. She was close to saying who it was also but managed to sober up in time.

'Does he know?' Jessica questioned.

'Of course not,' Dani snorted at her stupidity. ' Otherwise they would all know, wouldn't they?!'

'Why not?' She asked again.

God she asks a lot of fucking questions. Dani thought to herself.

Dani had enough.

'Because he wouldn't be interested, even if he did know would he Jessica?!' she spat her name with such venom. 'Just fucking look at me, why the hell would he ever be interested, he's more into your type of girl.'

'And what type of girl do you think I am?' Jessica retorted, finally realising she was being insulted (DUH)

'I dunno you tell me?' Dani asked. 'Cause from where I'm sitting you look like a whore!'

'Right, thats it.' Jeff shouted, standing up and slamming his fists down onto the table, causing both girls to jump. 'Dani, you have no right to talk to Jessica like that, you've had too much to drink, you should go, now.'

Dani stood up and shoved the chair away from the table.

'Don't worry Jeff. I'm going. It's sickening watching you and your bitch anyway, your only gonna fuck her and dump her like the rest, lets face it, its all her type is good for!' Dani screamed causing the bar to go deathly silent.

Dani spun around and stormed towards the door, making sure to slam it behind her as she left.

'What's her problem?' Matt asked, clearly confused, like the rest of the guys (again DUH) about why Dani had just reacted like that.

'I dunno, but just let her calm down, she's probaly on or something.' said Jeff.