A/N: YOYOYO 'SUP MAH HOME DIGGITY DAWGS?!
xD Ehe, excuse that. I wanted to feel gangster for a moment.
Anyways! This is a wonderful crack pairing from The World Ends With You. (: Also, my friend (Ki) helped write some of the story. So give her some credit as well
Disclaimer: I don't own TWEWY. 'Kay? Gud.
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The blonde looked up at the sky, and sighed. He was currently perched in a tree, his skateboard leaning against the tree trunk.
She was in his mind. Day and night. Why, though? She had ERASED his little sister when she was in her Noise form. She had been a frickin' hard fight...
"Dammit..." He muttered, his gaze falling to his black and white skater shoes. "I hate her. She nearly made me lose Rhyme...again." Beat – Daisukenojo Bito – clenched his fist just at the thought of that large chested woman. "I hate her. I hate her." He kept repeating that to himself, making his way down the tree.
Grabbing his skateboard, he started to head towards the Station Underpass.
What the hell?! I...hate...you...stupid...His thoughts were cut off as he ran into someone. Both fell back, and Beat clutched his face. "Dammit. WHAT THE HELL, YO?" He yelled, slowly getting up. "Who the hell do you think you-" The young male skater cut off, seeing the person (clearly) for the first time.
Her.
Konishi Mitsuki.
Game Master for the third week.
He just stared at her, while she got up slowly. She growled a few curses, before seeing him and blinked. "Daisuk-"
"BWAAH! DON'T YOU SAY IT, YO!" He went into his comical routine of freaking out whenever someone started to say his name. "Anyways..." He straightened up, trying to look serious for a moment. "What the hell you doin' back alive, Ironface?"
She twitched slightly. "It's Konishi. Not Ironface, Dai-"
"DON'T YOU SAY IT!" He held up a fist, then put it back down. Was he actually going to punch her if she said his name? For some reason, he didn't think he would. Besides, her breasts would probably just absorb the attack...
"Ugh. Anyways..." She adjusted her glasses, and crossed her arms. "It seems he gave me a second chance. Only he knows why.." The ex-Game Master shuddered, thinking back to something he made her do.
"He?" Beat blinked, before realizing who she meant. "Tha' Joshua kid!"
"Yes..." Her voice trailed off, and before even noticing it, Beat was walking right up to her.
DAMMIT, YOU LEGS! He thought, and looked up at her. "I...I..." The blonde let out a sigh, before narrowing her eyes at him.
"Yes, Dai-"
Before she could say his real name that she knew he hated, his lips were pressed against hers.
At first, she was going to push him away, yet all the same... Something made her close her eyes and enjoy it. Yet before long, the feeling was gone.
When she opened her eyes, no one was there. Not a single person.
So out of habit, Konishi let out a sigh. Something tells me...this is going to get interesting.
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A/N: -shot- It's short. Deal with it.
ISN'T THIS CRACK PAIRING CUTE THOUGH?