The Many Questions.
Summary: Sometimes, Ibiki really hates his job. Humor, crack, might be a oneshot unless someone begs me to continue.
And, like all freakin' fanfictions Rishi writes, RISHI DOESN'T OWN IT. Rishi's just a Narutard with nothing better to do……XD
THE MANY QUESTIONS
By RishiandSquee.
Ibiki was in a good mood.
"Alright, any questions before we begin?" Ibiki rumbled. It was half a year since the last chunin exam with that Uzumaki boy, and Ibiki was in the most fantastic mood. He had scared away twenty little boys and girls today. It was great to be a sadistic ninja!
A girl with brown hair and blue eyes in a red jumpsuit, with her Konoha headband wrapped around her head, who was sitting next to the Hyuuga boy, raised her hand. "I do!" she shouted gleefully.
Now, Ibiki was in such a good mood her called on her. "Yes?"
That was his first mistake.
"Does your mother have as many scars as you do?"
Ibiki could feel himself twitch. "No, she doesn't." He cracked his knuckles. "Any MORE questions?"
The girl raised her hand again. "Can I have a cookie?"
"NO! Any MORE questions?"
The girl raised her hand again. "Are fillers evil?"
"YES! Any MORE questions?"
Again, the girl raised her hand. "Can I have a cookie?"
"NO!" Ibiki roared. "Now, any more questions before we begin?"
The girl raised her hand.
"NO, you CANNOT have a COOKIE!!"
"I wasn't going to ask for a cookie." The girl said. "I was going to ask for some pie!"
"Oh, you want pie? Is that all?" Ibiki twitched again. "Oh, I'll give you pie, you little brat!!!!!!" He grabbed the nearest pie, which was a banana cream, and threw it at her. The girl quickly ducked down, and the pie hit the Hyuuga boy IN THE HAIR.
It was the Hyuuga boy's turn to twitch. "You MORON!" he yelled, trying to grab the brown-haired girl, who was wiggling away from him, squealing for him to stop being mean, or she'd call Squee-chan and he'd get hit with a boulder again, or something like that.
Now Ibiki's mood was wreaked. He hadn't been able to start the test yet, he was pissed at this girl, whoever the hell she was, and now he had wasted a good pie. Dammit, sometimes he hated this job…….
Suddenly, a kunai crashed through the window. Ibiki sighed and looked at the clock. "Right on time…." He muttered.
"ALRIGHT, SLACKERS!" Anko shouted. "You've made it to the second part of the--!" She looked around. The Hyuuga boy was trying to strangle the girl, who was worming away. "Hey, what's going on here?"
"You're too early." Ibiki replied.
"I am not!" Anko argued. "I'm only ten minutes early. TEN!!!!!!"
"Um……Ibiki-sensei…..?"
Ibiki turned around. There stood the girl. "What?"
She smashed a pie in his face. "PIE!!!!!!!!"
Ibiki twitched. "Why, you little….." he attempted to grab her, but she quickly jumped up and grabbed his headband-cap-thing, revealing many, many scars. She dashed away with it, laughing manically, Ibiki and the Hyuuga boy chasing after her.
THE END.
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….This was really fun to write…..XD