I don't own Camp Rock. -sighs-

Shane: That's the best you can do? You have problems.

Me: I'm sad, 'kay. AND I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS!

Mitchie: Oo

Shane: Okay. To the story? Oh italics mean someone is talking to another person. Underline means someone else is talking.


Stupid. That's how Nate Gray, my brother, was feeling today. Idiotic. Hurt. Liked he's been kicked in the stomach too many times. But mostly, mad. Mad as in, I WILL hurt you if you bother me, mad. He's been in the cabin for three days, sitting on his bed curled up in a ball, crying his eyes out. He only went out of that position for showers, bathroom...stuff, and went out of the cabin only for food, swims, and his guitar class to teach. But he hasn't been teaching classes 'cause of the..... I shouldn't tell you guys. Nate's only told Jason and I what happened to... Caitlyn. Caitlyn A. Gellar. A few months ago, something happened that changed my brother's and everyone's life forever. Nate's gonna kill me for telling you but- hold on, Nate's calling. Hello? Nate, for the hundredth time, I WILL NOT get your food! What do you mean I'm being an ungrateful older brother?! NO I'M NOT GONNA RUN AROUND CAMP IN MY SWIM TRUNKS- WAIT, WHY DO WANT ME TO DO THAT? I'm busy Nate. AND I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH A TREE! Sorry, SOMEONE is having mood swings and talking perverted stuff again, which never happened before. He's been planning suicide ever since we found out Caitlyn did that.... thing. Mitchie's been trying to comfort him ever since and Nate always turned back to normal. But when Mitchie's gone, Nate becomes an asshole, like he is now. Oh crap. Nate walked by the lake right now and heard that. Dammit, he looks like he's about to kill me. Nate, I didn't mean to say that. If I live, I'll tell you the story at a place where Nate can't find me. Oh, well. Gotta- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE ASSHOLE BASTARD!!!!!!


Nate: As of now, Monica is is being...er handled by Shane right now.

Mitchie: Yeah, if she was here, she would say this story is based off -for some reason- a five part story/dream she had involving the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, her friends, some of her teachers, and Invader ZIM characters taking place at school.

Caitlyn: And here comes the lovebirds.

Shane: All of you have sick minds.

Me: Yeah, besides I'm feeling better now. After Shane told me a couple of things-

Shane: Which made her laugh, she's not acting like an a-hole anymore.

Me: No flames or I'll get get you with the killer crayons! JK