Me: OK this a complete parody, I was bored and hyped up on pixie sticks, =O PIXIE STICKS! Voldy disclaim this random piece of crap while I get more sugar! *starts rummaging in cupboard*
Voldemort: Its VOLDEMORT, V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T, VOLDEMORT!
Me: *gives Voldy sparkly eyes* *_* way to go! You won the state spelling bee!
Voldy: -_-
Me: *grabs Voldy and spins around* Awwwwww, my psycho, nutty Voldy has a few brain cells! Oh and while I'm at it I don't own anything ^_^ *keeps spinning*
Voldy: *Flails arms* GET ME OFF THIS DEATH CAROUSEL! X.X
Paro What?
Harry: Tralalalalalalala *skipping*
Voldemort: *jumps from behind bush* Bleurrrrrrrgghhhh! Rawwwwwrrr! Ping! SLEUUUUURRRR! *waving arms*
Harry: *holds up spray bottle* Bad Voldy! Sit! Stay! Die!
Voldy: GYAAAAHHH! I'M MELTING! MELTING! WHAT'S A WORLD? WHAT'S A WORLD? WAAAAAAAHHH! SPLAT! BUBBLE! HISS! DEAD! *falls on floor*
Harry: -_- 1. I never sprayed the water 2. The sound effects were terrible and 3. And I quote 'WHAT'S… A… WORLD?'
Voldy: *stands back up* Fine… *Looks at script* Aha! It does say what's a world, what's a world!
Harry: No it doesn't. -_-
Voldy: It does so . *hands over script* See?
Harry: *looks through whole script and faints* THUD!
Voldy: Eh? *Looks at script* OMFG! Who ever wrote this is an effin' GENIUS! *has nosebleed and faints* hehehehehehe
Director: What's their problem? It says, "Voldy takes Harry out for some hot, steamy, erotic….. -_-
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Pie.
Director: The moral of this story kids is to remember to turn over the page. There's a reason ^_^
Aaaannnndddd, run end titles:
Me: Aaaaahhhh Voldy noooooooooo! *holds Voldy tightly*
Voldy: *chokes and dies from lack of air*
Me: *Looks up* Bye Bye ghosty Voldy *waves*
Harry: *pops out* HA! I knew I would win someday!
Me: I need a new Voldy, this one broke *turns and looks at Harry*
Harry: AAAAHHHH! *runs*
Me: Everything I love leaves me! *holds up pineapple* But you'll never leave me will you? Why?…. Because you have no legs mwahahahaha! Oh yeah, *waves* Bye everybody!
*Screen blacks out*
Voice: Has anyone seen my pineapple….. ?
R&R This random piece of crap XD