I wrote this because I am sick of mpreg. Go ahead and flame me, but just to let you know I had fun with this. OOCness, slight brain-bleach warning, and the stupidity may be contagious.
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Once upon a time, there lived two alchemists. One, a bit short, but very cute. And the other, taller, and very handsome. They did not like each other, but they dealt with it because that was how they got around in life. By dealing with other idiots.
But one day, the taller alchemist suddenly decided that he was indeed, in love with the shorter alchemist. He was so cute. Who wouldn't love the short one?
Anyways, after confessing his love for the shorter alchemist, the shorter alchemist realized that he did, indeed love the handsome alchemist. So they soul bonded through anal sex and were connected by their soul. Nevermind that the shorter alchemist was only fifteen and the taller one was about thirty.
Moving on, after a while, the shorter alchemist began to have morning sickness n' stuff. So they went to the doctor to find out what was wrong with the cute alchemist. They found out that the short alchemist was pregnant with the taller alchemist's baby. Obviously the laws of the natural world did not apply to them.
"Oh, we're going to have a baby!" The taller alchemist cried out in joy, grabbing the smaller alchemist's hands.
"I'm so.. so… I'm so happy!" The cute alchemist sniffled and buried his face into the taller alchemist's shoulder.
Nine months later the baby was born.
"It's so precious." The smaller alchemist murmured, holding the baby close.
All the doctors were scared, but glad that the baby was healthy. So they said nothing more.
"Good job, dear." The taller alchemist kissed the smaller alchemist's head.
And soon, the baby grew up to look just like it's mommy-daddy. Golden hair and eyes. Tanned skin. Except for the auto mail. The baby practically was it's mommy-daddy. It was even a prodidigy in alchemy. The end.
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Hope you liked it! (cackle)