A/N: I don't own KH. If you think so then you're stupid, or just incredibly mislead...

He had only been looking for a clean pair of socks. What he found was definitely not socks, though. It was panties. In Axel's drawer, of all things. Naturally, the first conclusion Roxas came to was that his lover was cheating on him. It was the most obvious reason that the panties could be there. He knew that Axel liked girls, too, but had never thought that he would actually cheat on him with one. It just never crossed his mind... Axel seemed like the faithful type.

After this little incident, Roxas lay back down in bed, wondering what he was doing so wrong that Axel felt obligated to cheat. With someone who wore such skimpy undergarments at that. Bitterly, he decided that he would have to wait until Axel got home from work to ask. While he waited he watched soap operas and ate a whole carton of chocolate ice cream by himself. When he finished it, he sighed gloomily and patted his stomach.

After another hour or two, the front door opened and Axel's red head peeked around the corner. He was smiling. "Hello there, Roxas. Have a good day?"

Roxas only glared at him, eyes thinned into slits. The air in the room was heavy and uncomfortable, and Axel must have felt this, because he looked very serious all of the sudden. He approached Roxas cautiously. "What's wrong?"

"You think I wouldn't find out? I mean, seriously, hiding them in your drawer?" He held up the frilly pink panties that had been lying on the couch next to him.

Axel suddenly looked very amused. He didn't say anything and it seemed as if he was trying not to laugh.

The look on his face hurt Roxas a little. "Why are you smiling? You cheated on me..."

"What? Cheated on you? I could never cheat on you, Roxas." He wrapped his arms around the blond lovingly.

"Then who-"

"Stupid." Axel took the undergarment away from him and held them up, stretching them back and forth with both hands. "They're for you."

Oh. That was it, then. He blushed deeply. "For... me?"

"Yes." He nodded, happy and not at all as embarrassed as Roxas was. "You would look rather cute in these, I think."

Roxas was definitely relieved that he was not being cheated on, but there was no way in hell that he was wearing those. Not in a million years. "You do know that those are going in the trash, right?"

"No, they aren't." Axel smiled in a way that was almost evil.

Roxas suddenly felt scared. Very scared.