Okay.this is mass insanity..I LOVE IT.
Chapter One: Pippin and Merry on High School
Pip and Merry sat in the field outside their hobbit high school, tearing the sod out in clumps and throwing it at each other. After a firm reprimand from the P.E. teacher, who was also the principal.
"Merry," Pip said quietly, "who the heck does he think he is?"
Merry shrugged. "I'm not sure, he wants us to run the mile now.and it's right after lunch. I f he would have TOLD us I wouldn't have eaten."
"Yeah right." Pip rolled his eyes. "But still I'll be sick if I do it."
As the teacher lined them up for sit ups, Pip flopped out on his back on the grass and readied himself, and Merry sat holding his feet. As the command to start was given, Pip began to vigorously crunch his body into the required 'sit up' position, and after a minute, the teacher called for their counts.
"Peregrin Took?" the teacher called.
"Fifty-one" Pip said proudly, and turned to grin at Merry, who couldn't ever DREAM of getting that many.
"Meriadoc Brandybuck, did you go yet?"
Merry shook his head at the teacher, "No, sir.." Turning back to Pip, he smiled and whispered " Sure I did, We both went at the same time.."
Pip Chuckled as they lined up to run, when the whistle blew, the rest of the hobbits took off, leaving Merry and Pippin staring after them.
"I will NOT run," Said Pippin, and he promptly began to skip around the football field, with Merry Close behind. All was well until they heard the yelling..
Twenty minutes later Merry and Pippin sat in the Principal office, awaiting trial and conviction.
Merry turned to Pip. "I think I should never hang around you again."
Pip smiled as the secretary handed him his detention slip. "Suuuuure, like you ever try THAt one, would you."
Hours later, Pip and Merry sat at the girls soccer game, and, having never attended any games before they were TOTALLY lost as to who had what number.
A the girls ran onto the field, Pip snorted.
"What?" Merry looked confused (as usual) and elbowed his friend.
Pip chuckled again. "Who's the freak in the really looong shorts, she looks like a RETARD.number..30?"
It was Merry's turn to chuckle. "Pip..that's Sam's Girlfriend.Rosie."
Pip gaped at her in horror, but another player quickly drew his attention.
"Wow." He whistled."She is HOT in that uniform..what a babe.Merry.who IS she?"
Again Merry was amused. "Pip, you're really dumb, you know that? She's that new girl that you said you totally hate.Diamond."
Pip closed his mouth tightly, but spoke once more first. "I don't think I'll ever come to a game again."
Merry Chuckled. "Good idea, Pip."
Chapter One: Pippin and Merry on High School
Pip and Merry sat in the field outside their hobbit high school, tearing the sod out in clumps and throwing it at each other. After a firm reprimand from the P.E. teacher, who was also the principal.
"Merry," Pip said quietly, "who the heck does he think he is?"
Merry shrugged. "I'm not sure, he wants us to run the mile now.and it's right after lunch. I f he would have TOLD us I wouldn't have eaten."
"Yeah right." Pip rolled his eyes. "But still I'll be sick if I do it."
As the teacher lined them up for sit ups, Pip flopped out on his back on the grass and readied himself, and Merry sat holding his feet. As the command to start was given, Pip began to vigorously crunch his body into the required 'sit up' position, and after a minute, the teacher called for their counts.
"Peregrin Took?" the teacher called.
"Fifty-one" Pip said proudly, and turned to grin at Merry, who couldn't ever DREAM of getting that many.
"Meriadoc Brandybuck, did you go yet?"
Merry shook his head at the teacher, "No, sir.." Turning back to Pip, he smiled and whispered " Sure I did, We both went at the same time.."
Pip Chuckled as they lined up to run, when the whistle blew, the rest of the hobbits took off, leaving Merry and Pippin staring after them.
"I will NOT run," Said Pippin, and he promptly began to skip around the football field, with Merry Close behind. All was well until they heard the yelling..
Twenty minutes later Merry and Pippin sat in the Principal office, awaiting trial and conviction.
Merry turned to Pip. "I think I should never hang around you again."
Pip smiled as the secretary handed him his detention slip. "Suuuuure, like you ever try THAt one, would you."
Hours later, Pip and Merry sat at the girls soccer game, and, having never attended any games before they were TOTALLY lost as to who had what number.
A the girls ran onto the field, Pip snorted.
"What?" Merry looked confused (as usual) and elbowed his friend.
Pip chuckled again. "Who's the freak in the really looong shorts, she looks like a RETARD.number..30?"
It was Merry's turn to chuckle. "Pip..that's Sam's Girlfriend.Rosie."
Pip gaped at her in horror, but another player quickly drew his attention.
"Wow." He whistled."She is HOT in that uniform..what a babe.Merry.who IS she?"
Again Merry was amused. "Pip, you're really dumb, you know that? She's that new girl that you said you totally hate.Diamond."
Pip closed his mouth tightly, but spoke once more first. "I don't think I'll ever come to a game again."
Merry Chuckled. "Good idea, Pip."