"Roxas, have you ever met someone who just aggravates you?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, Axel."

"You know. Someone who you like and you talk to them and you buy them ice cream and you help them out of tight spots and they couldn't give a rat's ass about you? Ever known someone like that? 'Cause that hurts. It hurts right here."

"Your heart is on the other side of your chest, idiot."

"But you knew what I meant! See, we get each other. I understand that you--"

"We've been over this before. I told you what I think; I don't have time for silly relationships."

"Can't you change your mind? Please? I'm begging you, come on, please? Roxas? Where are you going?"

"To my room; I'm done playing your games. And don't make that face. You look like a dog. A pathetic dog and--really, you're looking like that on purpose--put your shirt back on!"

"We're in my room, I'll do whatever I want in my room. You can't stop me from doing things in my room."

"I'll leave then. I don't need to be here."

"Wait, Roxas, I'm sorry. Will you please stay?"

"Put your shirt back on."

"I am, see? I am. Just don't leave. I was joking with you, that's all. Just joking."

"Axel?"

"What?"

"Tell me that thing you said yesterday."

"About your pants looking way sexier on Demyx? Because it was really funny when he messed up the laundry. Oh, did you remember Saix with those underwear that got died pink? He was so pissed off."

"Not that! The other thing. During dinner."

"Oh. The part about the simplicity of having a heart?"

"Um. Yeah. Yeah, that part."

"Well. Like I said. Hearts are simple. Once you have one, everything just makes sense. It all falls into place, you know? Maybe we wouldn't be fighting all the time if everything were that simple. Maybe you'd understand..."

"Understand what, Axel?"

"Nothing."

"You're lying. Understand what, Axel?"

"Nothing! It's nothing and I don't want to talk about it anymore."

"I forgot to tell you something I remembered. I know most of the thirteen remember the day they were... what, born? Whatever we're calling it. I remembered it. Even one day before. I remember having a heart."

"And?"

"Having a heart isn't simple. Don't try to kid yourself."

Note: Foreplay to a possible story-to-be in the future.

All dialogue, idea taken from Zenndra (link under favorite authors).