Solo:
I'm an Eldar elf and I'm okay
I sleep all night and hug trees all day
Elf chorus:
He's an Eldar elf and he's okay
he sleeps all night and hugs trees all day
Solo:
I despise Scythe
with all my might
and go on chatting spells
Old Namril's checked my bloodline
and made me Glendoriel
Chorus:
He despises Scythe
with all his might
and goes on chatting spells
Old Namril's checked his bloodline
and made him Glendoriel
Together:
I'm/He's an Eldar elf ...
Solo:
I drink my tea, I flip a cairn,
meet Chaos mistresses
I thumb my nose at newbies
and wear a shaggy dress
Chorus:
He drinks his tea, he flips a cairn,
meets Chaos mistresses
He thumbs his nose at newbies -
(Noticing the song isn't going well)
- and wears a SHAGGY dress?
(sounds of appalled astonishment: SHAGGY?)
(background musician determinedly signals
for the final chorus, everyone gets a grip)
Together:
I'm/He's an Eldar elf and he's okay
he sleeps all night and hugs trees all day
He's an Eldar elf and he's ooo-kayyyyy...
(a sound of someone being whapped with a purse,
song ends abruptly)