A/N-Okie dokies, this is my second fic, I wrote this while I was supposed
to be doing homework.Hehehehe.This is gonna be a crappy fic so just sit
back, relax, and have some peanut butter. I really don't mind flames; they
make me laugh, so do that as much as you like. Im just laughing at you. But
if you do have the niceness to say something nice the do it..
I am the host, so just get over it already. Ash = me, no not the pokemon ash but Ashley, im just too lazy to keep writing that every time.
Disclaimer: I own nothin in this fic If I did, it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Family Feud, Harry Potter Style
Chapter One-"Stop Choking On Drugged Water!"
Ash: Okay welcome to the Family Feud!!Well.in this case they're not really families..but..Oh shit who cares.Okay, I am your wonderful, beautiful, talented, charasimitic..
Random critic:Don't forget conceited!
Ash: :: starts throwing tomatoes at the person::You..will talk..when.I.say.you.can..talk!
Critic: ::cowers::
Ash: Okay now that we have every one quiet.::eyes wander over to critic:: I , Ashley, will tell you the teams. They are as follows, On the Marshmallow team is Voldermort, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Snape. On the Powerpuff team is Crabbe, Draco, Fred, George, and Harry.Ok, assuming you all know how to play, not that I care much if you don't.:: smiling gleefully::So now I am going to go around the room and ask you to give your name and all that shit. But first, since I am soooooooo nice, heres some water.
The bodyguards pass out the water.
Ash: at a 10% discount of course. Oh and also, theres a little veritaserum in it, ya no, just to be sure.
All: ::choking on drugged water::
Ash: Okay then, we are going to start with the Marshmallow team. Ron you can start because you're the only cool person on the team. Go ahead
Ron: :still choking on drugged water.:: Umm.Okay,I live in the crappy country of England,America is much better,I have red hair. I have 5 brothers and one sister who is friends with that idiot,:: points to hermione::my two hidden secrets is to kill Hermione and my favorite color is red.
Hermione-:: Oh Ron,::sobbing::How could you! Ash: Oh no, you are not running away you prissy little bitach! Security!
The security men strap her up in a white straightjacket and she sits there looking dazed.
Ash: ::grinning eviley:: Okay,Hermione,your turn.
Hermione: I am a prissy know it all bitch. I talk too much and aggravate any one who comes with in ten yards of me. I need to learn to shut up and to become a monk. I often have fantasies about Ginny Weasly.
Ginny: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!::moves away from hermione::
Ash: Okay, moving on, next we have Snape.
Snape: Oh, ok, like I like never wash my hair. Ummm and I like pink fuzzy slippers with ittle bunny rabbits on them. I have never had a girlfriend ,and you can probably see why.
Ash:That was,ummmm,very interesting .Now, next we have Voldermort,the evil lord himself.
Voldermort:thank you so much ashley.I am ver evil as you see.MUHAWWWWW.I am now going to eat liver and blow up the earth.
Ash:oh that got us so far.And last and one of the least,Ginny.
Ginny: ::still trembling in fear::Uhhhhhh..
Ash:Uhh is the capital of Duh which you seem to be the mayor of.
Ginny:Im in love with CRABBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::covers mouth with hand::
Hermione:Omigosh
Ron:Ginny you traitor
Snape: Does this mascara bring out my eyes.
Ash:ORDER IN THE COURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!
All: ::silence,you can hear crickets chirping::
Ash:Thank you.Now moving on to the Powerpuff team.Draco,you get to go first just because your cool.
Draco:Ok.. that's nice.Now.Lets see.I am evil,but I espically hate potter and company.I am a bit scared by Ashley,she seems like a stalker-
Ash:HEY!
Draco:And I am extremely good-looking and am the best looking guy at Hogwarts.
Ash:A little conceited,isnt he?
Harry: ::mutters:: Hypocrite
Ash: AAAAIEEEEEE!:: starts throwing tomatoes at Harry::Ok im done. Nextly, we have Fred.
Fred: Hello, I am Fred, I enjoy making people embarassed. I have ? brothers and I hope little ronniekins is ok. I can't count very well but I do read right on grade level
Ash: ::dully:: That's nice.now George,\
George: Hello, I am George, I enjoy making people embarassed. I have ? brothers and I hope little ronniekins is ok. I can't count very well but I do read right on grade level
Ash: :: snoring::Huh??What? ::jerks awake:: What happened. O ok now that Barney is over..
Hermione: Excuse me Ashley I don't think-
Ash: EXCUSE ME BITCH! YOU DO NOT SPEAK OUT OF LINE TO ME!!U ASK IF YOU CAN TALK!
Draco: Ashley, I think the bitch was trying to say that you were in the middle of Family Feud, not Barney.
Ash: Thank you Darling
Draco: ::shudder::
Hermione: He didn't ask if he could talk!!!!!!
Ash-Okay, listen bitch, #1he doesn't have to ask because he is cool, and #2 YOU JUST SPOKE OUT OF LINE AGAIN!!!!!I TOLD YOU NOT TO!!
Hermione: ::cowers::
Ash: ::smiles::Okay moving on. Ummm.Crabbe.Lets hear your 'o so wonderful' life story.
Crabbe: :: drool hanging out of mouth::Duuuuuuuuuuhhh.
Ash: That was nice. And last and least Harry.
Harry: ::smiles warmly and 'fans':: Ok, so you want to get to know me, moi,the real Harry Pottet,first when was a small baby-
Ash: Okay then that's enough
Harry: But I didn't get-
Ash: and? Now that we have introduced all of our wonderful players, it is time to get on with the game, or it would be time to get on with the game if I could think better but I cant so you will have to wait.
A/n-I need ideas! and the whole 'Uhh is the capital of Duh which you seem to be the mayor of.' I stole from that's so raven. If you would like for me to be very happy and would like for me not to have to kill you, then you would have to review. So you better review review review!!(OR ELSE)
I am the host, so just get over it already. Ash = me, no not the pokemon ash but Ashley, im just too lazy to keep writing that every time.
Disclaimer: I own nothin in this fic If I did, it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Family Feud, Harry Potter Style
Chapter One-"Stop Choking On Drugged Water!"
Ash: Okay welcome to the Family Feud!!Well.in this case they're not really families..but..Oh shit who cares.Okay, I am your wonderful, beautiful, talented, charasimitic..
Random critic:Don't forget conceited!
Ash: :: starts throwing tomatoes at the person::You..will talk..when.I.say.you.can..talk!
Critic: ::cowers::
Ash: Okay now that we have every one quiet.::eyes wander over to critic:: I , Ashley, will tell you the teams. They are as follows, On the Marshmallow team is Voldermort, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Snape. On the Powerpuff team is Crabbe, Draco, Fred, George, and Harry.Ok, assuming you all know how to play, not that I care much if you don't.:: smiling gleefully::So now I am going to go around the room and ask you to give your name and all that shit. But first, since I am soooooooo nice, heres some water.
The bodyguards pass out the water.
Ash: at a 10% discount of course. Oh and also, theres a little veritaserum in it, ya no, just to be sure.
All: ::choking on drugged water::
Ash: Okay then, we are going to start with the Marshmallow team. Ron you can start because you're the only cool person on the team. Go ahead
Ron: :still choking on drugged water.:: Umm.Okay,I live in the crappy country of England,America is much better,I have red hair. I have 5 brothers and one sister who is friends with that idiot,:: points to hermione::my two hidden secrets is to kill Hermione and my favorite color is red.
Hermione-:: Oh Ron,::sobbing::How could you! Ash: Oh no, you are not running away you prissy little bitach! Security!
The security men strap her up in a white straightjacket and she sits there looking dazed.
Ash: ::grinning eviley:: Okay,Hermione,your turn.
Hermione: I am a prissy know it all bitch. I talk too much and aggravate any one who comes with in ten yards of me. I need to learn to shut up and to become a monk. I often have fantasies about Ginny Weasly.
Ginny: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!::moves away from hermione::
Ash: Okay, moving on, next we have Snape.
Snape: Oh, ok, like I like never wash my hair. Ummm and I like pink fuzzy slippers with ittle bunny rabbits on them. I have never had a girlfriend ,and you can probably see why.
Ash:That was,ummmm,very interesting .Now, next we have Voldermort,the evil lord himself.
Voldermort:thank you so much ashley.I am ver evil as you see.MUHAWWWWW.I am now going to eat liver and blow up the earth.
Ash:oh that got us so far.And last and one of the least,Ginny.
Ginny: ::still trembling in fear::Uhhhhhh..
Ash:Uhh is the capital of Duh which you seem to be the mayor of.
Ginny:Im in love with CRABBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::covers mouth with hand::
Hermione:Omigosh
Ron:Ginny you traitor
Snape: Does this mascara bring out my eyes.
Ash:ORDER IN THE COURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!
All: ::silence,you can hear crickets chirping::
Ash:Thank you.Now moving on to the Powerpuff team.Draco,you get to go first just because your cool.
Draco:Ok.. that's nice.Now.Lets see.I am evil,but I espically hate potter and company.I am a bit scared by Ashley,she seems like a stalker-
Ash:HEY!
Draco:And I am extremely good-looking and am the best looking guy at Hogwarts.
Ash:A little conceited,isnt he?
Harry: ::mutters:: Hypocrite
Ash: AAAAIEEEEEE!:: starts throwing tomatoes at Harry::Ok im done. Nextly, we have Fred.
Fred: Hello, I am Fred, I enjoy making people embarassed. I have ? brothers and I hope little ronniekins is ok. I can't count very well but I do read right on grade level
Ash: ::dully:: That's nice.now George,\
George: Hello, I am George, I enjoy making people embarassed. I have ? brothers and I hope little ronniekins is ok. I can't count very well but I do read right on grade level
Ash: :: snoring::Huh??What? ::jerks awake:: What happened. O ok now that Barney is over..
Hermione: Excuse me Ashley I don't think-
Ash: EXCUSE ME BITCH! YOU DO NOT SPEAK OUT OF LINE TO ME!!U ASK IF YOU CAN TALK!
Draco: Ashley, I think the bitch was trying to say that you were in the middle of Family Feud, not Barney.
Ash: Thank you Darling
Draco: ::shudder::
Hermione: He didn't ask if he could talk!!!!!!
Ash-Okay, listen bitch, #1he doesn't have to ask because he is cool, and #2 YOU JUST SPOKE OUT OF LINE AGAIN!!!!!I TOLD YOU NOT TO!!
Hermione: ::cowers::
Ash: ::smiles::Okay moving on. Ummm.Crabbe.Lets hear your 'o so wonderful' life story.
Crabbe: :: drool hanging out of mouth::Duuuuuuuuuuhhh.
Ash: That was nice. And last and least Harry.
Harry: ::smiles warmly and 'fans':: Ok, so you want to get to know me, moi,the real Harry Pottet,first when was a small baby-
Ash: Okay then that's enough
Harry: But I didn't get-
Ash: and? Now that we have introduced all of our wonderful players, it is time to get on with the game, or it would be time to get on with the game if I could think better but I cant so you will have to wait.
A/n-I need ideas! and the whole 'Uhh is the capital of Duh which you seem to be the mayor of.' I stole from that's so raven. If you would like for me to be very happy and would like for me not to have to kill you, then you would have to review. So you better review review review!!(OR ELSE)