Hola hola! Welcome to the one of the most stupidest fics ever! By stupid
little me! u_u
I came with this idea, err.. I don't know when,where,who,which (It was me or that sounded like a song I know?) but it's inside my head and I decided to write it, so..I guess I'll start, this my first Final Fantasy VII fic (YES FINAL FANTASY VII!! I LOVE IT!, AND VIII AND IX!) I promise, that if I get enough reviews, I'll continue (at least 5 or 6 reviews, There'll be 1 or 2 chapters more, I guess, and…I may have some bad spellings (y' know, English isn't my first language)
Things you should know too or maybe you already know:
Speaking = ""
Thoughts = ''
Actions = **
Bottom of nothern cave…
Cloud : " Ok, everybody, let's get going"
All: " ……….."
Cloud: "What?"
Cid: "Can't you say something like 'move out'? you're not cool"
Cloud glared at him
Cloud: "Look, if you think that you can do it much better than me, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER!!"
Cid: " If you insist"
Cloud: "Whoa, wait a moment! I was just kidding you stupid!!"
Cid: "Aww"
Cloud: "All right, move out"
Barret: "Y-you go first!"
Cloud: " ME?!!!!!!!! ME?????!!!!! THE MAGNIFICENT CLOUD STRIFE?!!!! NO WAY!!!"
Red XIII: "Who else? You're the leader aren't you?"
Tifa: " Do not worry, I'll go with you!" she threw herself to Cloud's arms
Cait Sith: "Take two of us with you, and the rest will catch up with you later"
Cloud: "Well, who wants to come with me?"
Vincent: "………..err…"
Tifa: "OH!! MEE!! ME, I WANNA GO WITH YOU!!!" she jumps in front Cloud lifting her hand.
Cloud: "Good, looks like no one wants to come with me, so I guess I'll have to choose"
Tifa: "That's not fair…"
Red XIII hides behind Cait Sith
Cloud: "Red XIII.."
Red XIII: "Oh sh*t"
Yuffie: 'Please Sacred Gods of Da-Chao, don't let him choose me, for the sake of Leviathan, I won't steal again'
Vincent: ' If he doesn't choose me.. I promise I'll dress like a clown, and go to hospitals to help people'
Cait Sith: ' I would care, if I wasn't a stuffed idiot animal, anyway, I have so many copies of me'
Cloud: "And…"
Cid: 'Me not,me not, Don't let it be me….I promise I'll marry Shera and I'll accept that she's pregnant with my child'
Tifa: 'CHOOSE ME YOU BLONDE IDIOT!!'
Cloud: "Cid"
Cid: "#%%(#"%!$JÑZ[i]=)&/$*!©!!"
Red XIII: "Shut up Cid"
Cid: "$%#€®™!"#$&)%/#/$°#"&%*!"$&$&(=)&$%&"%!"$/&)/$&"!°!°"°#&$/()?¡!!!"
Yuffie: "My poor ears!" * cover her eyes*
Vincent: "Maybe you should try to cover your ears, instead your eyes"
Yuffie: "Okie" *covers ears*
Cloud: "Uh, I think Cid is a little overjoyed, Barret, come with me"
Barret: "NO!, I mean! I drank so much beer before we come here and I wanna make piss, maybe is better for you to chose someone else"
Cloud: *Rolleyes* 'Stupid sissy' "Well, then.."
Yuffie starts to tiptoe to get away, but suddenly a hand grabbed her ponytail
Cloud: "You won't go that easily, Yuffie, you're coming with me"
Yuffie: "*Sob* You're so bad"
Tifa: "And what about me?"
Cloud: "You'll lead the others"
Roarrr..
Vicent: "Eh?! what the hell was that?!"
Cait Sith: "OH NO!! THEY'RE CLOSE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!AAHHHHH SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!"
Barret: "Stop of being such a queer, a true man never yells like a girl"
Tifa: "Look who's talking"
Yuffie: "What did he mean with yelling like a girl!?"
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Barret yells like a girl
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" *hugs Cait Sith*
Tifa: "Men..all are the same.."
Cloud: "Well it's time, Yuffie, Ninako, let's go!"
Red XIII: "It's Nanaki"
Cloud: "Whatever Nenuko"
Red XIII: "Grrrr…"
Vincent: "Okay, we will go after you"
Everyone nods
Cloud: "I hope so, see you then" * grabs Yuffie by the arm and Red'sXIII by his tail, fortunately he didn't burn his hand*
Red XIII & Yuffie: " u_uU "
Cloud, Yuffie and Red XIII leaves..
Cid: "Hehehe, I'm sane and save"
Back with Cloud, Red XIII and Yuffie…
Red XIII: "I can't believe we made it so far"
Yuffie: "What's this place?"
Cloud: "Shhh!!"
Yuffie: "What?"
Cloud: "Did you hear that?"
Yuffie: "Hear what?"
Red XIII: " Oh no..It can't be"
"Of course it can be my dear"
Cloud: "That voice!"
"Hahaha yes, you guessed"
Cloud: "You're that chick of Honey Bee Inn!"
"……No"
Cloud: "Do I know you?"
"Yes"
Cloud: "First two letters"
" Je "
Cloud: "Jeniffer Lopez?"
"No"
30 minutes later…
Cloud: "Jessie!! of team rocket!!"
"NOOOOOO!!! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !"$"#"%$#&%(%/$($)&#%/"&"!&#!%#/"
Red XIII: "She sounds like Cid, maybe she's her mother"
" I'M JENOVA!! SEPHIROTH'S MOM, BASTARDS!!!"
* Jenova appears in front our heroes"
Yuffie: "Heroes?! WHERE?! Are they here to rescue us?!!"
Cloud: " Ahem! Yuffie, we're the heroes"
Yuffie: "Oh"
Red XIII: "Look at she, Do you think she's Sephiroth's mother? He doesn't look like her, I mean, look at that! She's so big!"
Yuffie: "She doesn't have white hair, I don't even know if that's hair"
Jenova: "SHUT UP!! HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME A BIG –STUPID- SLUT- FAT BITCH!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
Cloud: "WHAT? WHEN DID WE SAY THAT?"
Red XIII: "Like I care, I'm ready to kick her ass, oh wait, I can't with my legs"
Yuffie: "But she doesn't have ass"
Jenova: "AAAAAAAARGH!! ENOUGH!!!!"
Yuffie: " I must say that she needs boobies implants, too"
Jenova: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jenova is about to explode…
KABOOOOOOM!!!SHUPUMMMM!!!RATAPLAAAAS!!POOOOOOOW!! GAAAAAAAAWK!!
Cloud: "Uh, what? Shupum? Rataplas, what I kind of explosions are those?"
Red: "I've never heard an explosion like that"
Yuffie: "It's because the author of this fic is so smart and with so much imagination like me"
Cloud & Red XIII: "……….."
Yuffie: "Uh?"
Cloud & Red XIII: " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!"
Yuffie: "Shut up, bunch of imbeciles"
Cloud: "Hahaha! That was a very good one!HAHAHAHA!"
Red XIII: "Indeed..it was….HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Aiko(me)&Yuffie: ¬_¬U
Yuffie: "Y' know, I'd like to know, why did you put me with these things"
Aiko: "Because I always use them, including you, in the battle versus Sephiroth"
Yuffie: "That explains it all"
Okay, back to the story…
Suddenly, the floor starts to lift
Cloud: "Aaaaaaah we're falliiiiiiing!"
Red XIII: "Really? I thought we were dancing"
Yuffie: "I don't know how can Reddy be in that mood in moments like this! Aaaaaaah I'M GOING TO THROW UP! I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS!"
Red XIII: "Please, go away of me as possible, I hate when people throw up on me"
Yuffie: "BLURP"
Red XIII: "…Too late"
Next chapter: "Holy crispy Light!"
Sorry people! I finished this chapter, maybe it was bad, because most of the fic was about Yuffie, Cloud and Red XIII (Hey, they're my favorites), I didn't forget the others, more things about them next chapter, I promise I'll do it better! That's why I need your reviews or mails, and you could remark my mistakes (prevent flames) that'll help me to get better..
Thanks for reading this fic!
Ja ne!
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I came with this idea, err.. I don't know when,where,who,which (It was me or that sounded like a song I know?) but it's inside my head and I decided to write it, so..I guess I'll start, this my first Final Fantasy VII fic (YES FINAL FANTASY VII!! I LOVE IT!, AND VIII AND IX!) I promise, that if I get enough reviews, I'll continue (at least 5 or 6 reviews, There'll be 1 or 2 chapters more, I guess, and…I may have some bad spellings (y' know, English isn't my first language)
Things you should know too or maybe you already know:
Speaking = ""
Thoughts = ''
Actions = **
Bottom of nothern cave…
Cloud : " Ok, everybody, let's get going"
All: " ……….."
Cloud: "What?"
Cid: "Can't you say something like 'move out'? you're not cool"
Cloud glared at him
Cloud: "Look, if you think that you can do it much better than me, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER!!"
Cid: " If you insist"
Cloud: "Whoa, wait a moment! I was just kidding you stupid!!"
Cid: "Aww"
Cloud: "All right, move out"
Barret: "Y-you go first!"
Cloud: " ME?!!!!!!!! ME?????!!!!! THE MAGNIFICENT CLOUD STRIFE?!!!! NO WAY!!!"
Red XIII: "Who else? You're the leader aren't you?"
Tifa: " Do not worry, I'll go with you!" she threw herself to Cloud's arms
Cait Sith: "Take two of us with you, and the rest will catch up with you later"
Cloud: "Well, who wants to come with me?"
Vincent: "………..err…"
Tifa: "OH!! MEE!! ME, I WANNA GO WITH YOU!!!" she jumps in front Cloud lifting her hand.
Cloud: "Good, looks like no one wants to come with me, so I guess I'll have to choose"
Tifa: "That's not fair…"
Red XIII hides behind Cait Sith
Cloud: "Red XIII.."
Red XIII: "Oh sh*t"
Yuffie: 'Please Sacred Gods of Da-Chao, don't let him choose me, for the sake of Leviathan, I won't steal again'
Vincent: ' If he doesn't choose me.. I promise I'll dress like a clown, and go to hospitals to help people'
Cait Sith: ' I would care, if I wasn't a stuffed idiot animal, anyway, I have so many copies of me'
Cloud: "And…"
Cid: 'Me not,me not, Don't let it be me….I promise I'll marry Shera and I'll accept that she's pregnant with my child'
Tifa: 'CHOOSE ME YOU BLONDE IDIOT!!'
Cloud: "Cid"
Cid: "#%%(#"%!$JÑZ[i]=)&/$*!©!!"
Red XIII: "Shut up Cid"
Cid: "$%#€®™!"#$&)%/#/$°#"&%*!"$&$&(=)&$%&"%!"$/&)/$&"!°!°"°#&$/()?¡!!!"
Yuffie: "My poor ears!" * cover her eyes*
Vincent: "Maybe you should try to cover your ears, instead your eyes"
Yuffie: "Okie" *covers ears*
Cloud: "Uh, I think Cid is a little overjoyed, Barret, come with me"
Barret: "NO!, I mean! I drank so much beer before we come here and I wanna make piss, maybe is better for you to chose someone else"
Cloud: *Rolleyes* 'Stupid sissy' "Well, then.."
Yuffie starts to tiptoe to get away, but suddenly a hand grabbed her ponytail
Cloud: "You won't go that easily, Yuffie, you're coming with me"
Yuffie: "*Sob* You're so bad"
Tifa: "And what about me?"
Cloud: "You'll lead the others"
Roarrr..
Vicent: "Eh?! what the hell was that?!"
Cait Sith: "OH NO!! THEY'RE CLOSE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!AAHHHHH SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!"
Barret: "Stop of being such a queer, a true man never yells like a girl"
Tifa: "Look who's talking"
Yuffie: "What did he mean with yelling like a girl!?"
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Barret yells like a girl
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" *hugs Cait Sith*
Tifa: "Men..all are the same.."
Cloud: "Well it's time, Yuffie, Ninako, let's go!"
Red XIII: "It's Nanaki"
Cloud: "Whatever Nenuko"
Red XIII: "Grrrr…"
Vincent: "Okay, we will go after you"
Everyone nods
Cloud: "I hope so, see you then" * grabs Yuffie by the arm and Red'sXIII by his tail, fortunately he didn't burn his hand*
Red XIII & Yuffie: " u_uU "
Cloud, Yuffie and Red XIII leaves..
Cid: "Hehehe, I'm sane and save"
Back with Cloud, Red XIII and Yuffie…
Red XIII: "I can't believe we made it so far"
Yuffie: "What's this place?"
Cloud: "Shhh!!"
Yuffie: "What?"
Cloud: "Did you hear that?"
Yuffie: "Hear what?"
Red XIII: " Oh no..It can't be"
"Of course it can be my dear"
Cloud: "That voice!"
"Hahaha yes, you guessed"
Cloud: "You're that chick of Honey Bee Inn!"
"……No"
Cloud: "Do I know you?"
"Yes"
Cloud: "First two letters"
" Je "
Cloud: "Jeniffer Lopez?"
"No"
30 minutes later…
Cloud: "Jessie!! of team rocket!!"
"NOOOOOO!!! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !"$"#"%$#&%(%/$($)&#%/"&"!&#!%#/"
Red XIII: "She sounds like Cid, maybe she's her mother"
" I'M JENOVA!! SEPHIROTH'S MOM, BASTARDS!!!"
* Jenova appears in front our heroes"
Yuffie: "Heroes?! WHERE?! Are they here to rescue us?!!"
Cloud: " Ahem! Yuffie, we're the heroes"
Yuffie: "Oh"
Red XIII: "Look at she, Do you think she's Sephiroth's mother? He doesn't look like her, I mean, look at that! She's so big!"
Yuffie: "She doesn't have white hair, I don't even know if that's hair"
Jenova: "SHUT UP!! HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME A BIG –STUPID- SLUT- FAT BITCH!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
Cloud: "WHAT? WHEN DID WE SAY THAT?"
Red XIII: "Like I care, I'm ready to kick her ass, oh wait, I can't with my legs"
Yuffie: "But she doesn't have ass"
Jenova: "AAAAAAAARGH!! ENOUGH!!!!"
Yuffie: " I must say that she needs boobies implants, too"
Jenova: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jenova is about to explode…
KABOOOOOOM!!!SHUPUMMMM!!!RATAPLAAAAS!!POOOOOOOW!! GAAAAAAAAWK!!
Cloud: "Uh, what? Shupum? Rataplas, what I kind of explosions are those?"
Red: "I've never heard an explosion like that"
Yuffie: "It's because the author of this fic is so smart and with so much imagination like me"
Cloud & Red XIII: "……….."
Yuffie: "Uh?"
Cloud & Red XIII: " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!"
Yuffie: "Shut up, bunch of imbeciles"
Cloud: "Hahaha! That was a very good one!HAHAHAHA!"
Red XIII: "Indeed..it was….HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Aiko(me)&Yuffie: ¬_¬U
Yuffie: "Y' know, I'd like to know, why did you put me with these things"
Aiko: "Because I always use them, including you, in the battle versus Sephiroth"
Yuffie: "That explains it all"
Okay, back to the story…
Suddenly, the floor starts to lift
Cloud: "Aaaaaaah we're falliiiiiiing!"
Red XIII: "Really? I thought we were dancing"
Yuffie: "I don't know how can Reddy be in that mood in moments like this! Aaaaaaah I'M GOING TO THROW UP! I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS!"
Red XIII: "Please, go away of me as possible, I hate when people throw up on me"
Yuffie: "BLURP"
Red XIII: "…Too late"
Next chapter: "Holy crispy Light!"
Sorry people! I finished this chapter, maybe it was bad, because most of the fic was about Yuffie, Cloud and Red XIII (Hey, they're my favorites), I didn't forget the others, more things about them next chapter, I promise I'll do it better! That's why I need your reviews or mails, and you could remark my mistakes (prevent flames) that'll help me to get better..
Thanks for reading this fic!
Ja ne!
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