Dear Prongs,
I think my friend might be gay. What do I do?
FriendOfGayPerson
Dear FriendOfGayPerson,
Go and talk to Sirius or Remus. They'll help you.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Stop trying to go out with me.
Lily
Dear Lily,
Why should I?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Boxers or briefs?
Curios
Dear Curios,
Boxers
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Sirius never goes out with me! What can I do to make him notice me?
SiriusFan
Dear SiriusFan,
Get a sex change, then ask him again.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
How can I confuse Snape?SnapeHater
Dear SnapeHater,
You can a) put in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner, or b) give him a piece of parchment that has 'P.T.O' on both sides.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,What does a Polyjuice Potion do?
PotionChallenged
Dear PotionChallenged,
This and that.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
What is love?
Abby
Dear Abby,
But a kiss on a rainy day..
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Remus and I aren't gay. Shut up.
Moony and Padfoot
Dear Moony and Padfoot,
Yes you are. No, I won't
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Can you make Snape un-stupid?
Gale
Dear Gale,
Their might be a way. Either he needs counseling, or just a good hug. Or both.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Will Harry marry Hermione?
Ayu-chan
Dear Ayu-chan
Who?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Why doesn't Hermione want a bite of my pizza?
Travis
Dear Travis,
Who's Hermione? What flavor pizza? Can I have some?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Is Harry Voldemort's son on Feburary 29?
Ayusuke
Dear Ayusuke,
Who's Harry? And who's Voldemort? Why Feburary 29?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
I recieved a wand from Hogwarts in the mail, and accidentally turned my sister into a pile of sweaty socks. Is there a method for reversing the effect? If there is, can you please make it null and void? I like my sister better this way 3
Lauscho
Dear Lauscho,
Put her in the washing machine.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Is the food at the Hogwarts express going to cause food poisoning, cause I need a present to send to Pansy and Draco.
Ayumu
Dear Ayumu,
Who? Also, I'll get the house elves to do it if you TELL ME WHO THE HECK DRACO AND PANSY ARE.
Prongs.
Dear Prongs,
Do you know who Bunbun McBunbun is?
Lausch
Dear Lausch,
Does he know the Muffin Man?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Will I be an artist?
Osaka
Dear Osaka,
Who do I look like, Professor Trelawny?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Give me back my hairbrush.
Mr. Lockheart
Dear Mr. Lockheart,
No.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
If I have 9 cows, and all but 4 die, how many am I left with?
Ongaku
Dear Ongaku,
Not enough cows.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Is the world round like a pineapple cake?
Kasuga
Dear Kasuga,
That depends. Is the moon a pizza pie?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
If spam tastes so good, why is it so wrong?
Hamincanisspam
Dear Hamincanisspam,
It is?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Do you like swords? I like swords 3
AAAAAARGH
Dear AAAAAARGH,
Yes I do.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
A blind man walks into a bar
Woof
Dear Woof,
OUCH
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
My band thinks I'm wierd because I asked for only green M&M's on my tour rider. Should I get a new band?
Ongy
Dear Ongy,
No. Get new M&Ms.
Prongs
Dear Prongs
What cute songs are there?
desu
Dear desu,
Musical ones.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
My friend gets a kick out of showing me nude pics of Hermione that he found on the interweb. What should I do about this?
ewwhentai
Dear ewwhentai
make him get a punch out of it instead.
Prongs
Deer Pronnns,
So I wlks intoo ths bar and gets reel drukns, and i heav a hedachefr noew. i fell liek iim gunnni bee scik...
Drunken
Dear Drunken,
Just don't be sick on me, k?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
I'm going through a crisis, my name is BunBun McBunbun and I heard about you from a secret service. Will you teach me the ways of telepathy and juice extraction through artful thinking lolz?
Bunbun McBunbun
Dear Bunbun McBunbun
Talk to the Muffin Man.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Where is the muffin man or mr mcbun i want to talk to them in my hut of love
3
Dear 3,
Dreary Lane
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive, make your time.
nyahaha
Dear nyahaha
wht u say?
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
pokes
oi
Dear oi,
stabs
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
Does sausage patty cakes instant win among the socialites? Especially around Mr. McBunBun and bunbun the emperor. What do you think?
omg
Dear omg,
Yes. Think? I don't think. I KNOW.
Prongs
Dear Prongs,
If blood is thicker than water, how do you account for ice?
That Man
Dear That Man,
Ice IS water.
Prongs