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3rd Person POV
Emmett Cullen was sitting around, doing nothing. He was tired of playing Guitar Hero (and getting beat everytime) and Super Mario (he got past level 3. Finally!) "Jasper," Emmett began, "I'm busy" Jasper said quickly. Emmett rolled his eyes Then he thought of something. Quick as a flash, he went inside his and Rose's room. He moved past the cluttered Playboy magazines and Victoria's Secret underwear and went inside Rose's walk in closet. 10 minutes later, he went downstairs.
Nobody was home. They had all gone hunting or were in their rooms. Carlisle was in the hospital, treating patients. Emmett drove Rosalie's BMW to the hospital and went inside. Others stared at him, trying to hide their giggles but failing. "CARLISLE!" he screamed "DADDY! I NEED YOU!"
Carlisle POV
I was peacefully in my office, attending to the paperwork surrounding the recent brain surgery when "CARLISLE! DADDY I NEED YOU!" I raced out of my office to the third floor where I saw a big blonde woman, wearing a red tank dress and impossibly 5 inch stilettos. People were staring at me and the woman and I wondered who she was. Until she turned around.
Emmett had put on very red lipstick and had painted avid red blusher across his cheeks. His mascara was stained and when he saw me, he beamed. Lipstick stains on his teeth. He was wearing what I saw, Rose's dress and heels and Alice's wig. "DADDY!" he cried and threw his arms around me. "Emmett Mcarty Cullen!" I whispered furiously in his ear "What are you doing here?" "I was bored" he muttered in my ear. 3 policemen walked beside us "Mr. Cullen you need to escort your-" he broke off here, not knowing what to call Emmett "offspring," he amended "out of the hospital. You are disturbing other patients"
If vampires could blush, I would turn to fire.
Emmett POV
See! Now, Carlisle and I get to spend the whole day together! His so thankful that he's dry sobbing tears of joy now.
Hmmm….maybe we could sing my favorite song, Barbie Girl.