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Chapter One: Kyle Likes Shelley

"Stan?" said Kyle.

"What?" said Stan.

"I was just wondering if we were going over to your house today for the project," said Kyle.

"Yeah... why?"

"Just wondering."

Stan had no clue why Kyle wanted to come over so much. Maybe Kyle liked Stan's mom more than his own, maybe Kyle has a crush on her or worst of all, he might have a crush on Stan's older sister, Shelley.

"Do you want to go because you have a crush on my mom or sister?" said Stan suspiciously.

"Huh? Something about Terrence kissing Phillip?" said Kyle, pretending not to hear.

"OK, class," said Mr. Garrison. "Take out your notebooks. We have to do some square roots. Who can tell me what the square root of infinity is?"

"Is it infinity?" said Clyde.

"Fine enough," sighed Mr. Garrison.

"He's such a retard," said Mr. Hat.

"Shut the hell up, Mr. Hat," whispered Mr. Garrison.

Then the bell rang. The class was about to dash out for the day.

"OK, class don't forget about your projects," said Mr. Garrison. "Or you will get an F and a month's worth of detention."

Then Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny went over to walk over to Stan's house. Then when Shelley came home, Kyle removed his hat to reveal his red curly hair.

"Hi Shelley," said Kyle.

"Hey turd," said Shelley vaguely as she went up to her room.

"Hey Kyle," said Cartman. "Why did you remove your hat when Shelley came? You never take it off for anyone."

"I think he likes her," said Kenny.

"Shelley and Kyle sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," sang Stan.

"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Kyle in a baby carriage," sang Cartman.

"OK, fine I like Shelley," confessed Kyle. "So what if I do???"

"You do?" said Cartman.

"Isn't she a little old for you?" said Kenny. "No one likes that bitch."

"If you like her that much, then ask her out," said Stan.

"I'm too shy."

"I got the guts to ask out Bebe Stevens and she turned me down and I went on with my life," said Kenny.

"You can do it," said Cartman. "Unless you're too much of a--"

"Alright fine, I'll do it," said Kyle. "Jesus Christ, so much goddamn pressure."

Then Kyle walked upstairs to Shelley's room and knocked on her door.

"Come in you turd."

"Hi Shelley," said Kyle.

"What do you want???"

"I had to take a dare and here it is. Will you go out with me?"

Shelley looked at him with a surprising look on her face she has never done before. "Excuse me?"

"I said, 'will you go out with me?'"

"Sure whatever."

"Is now OK?"

"Yeah."

"Where do you want to go?" said Kyle.

"Raisins. That's where I work. I can get you, Stan and the others for free."

"Come on guys, we're going to Raisins," said Kyle.

"We need to work on the project," said Stan.

"Shelley's taking us."

"Fine. But after you guys sit down, we're going to the arcade."

Then they eventually got to Raisins and Shelley decided to sit next to Kyle, just the two of them.

And Cartman, Kenny and Stan decided to go to the arcade instead of going

"So tell me about yourself," said Shelley.

"Well, I'm in 3rd grade and Mr. Garrison's my teacher."

"Really? He was my teacher."

Then, for no reason, Kyle started to tongue-kiss Shelley. Then she did the same back at him.

"No one's ever tongue-kissed me before," said Shelley.

"I won't tell anyone about this," said Kyle.

"You'd better not," said Shelley. "Or we'll never date again."

"I swear on my brother's deathbed."

Then they Eskimo-kissed and Kyle left for home.

"I wonder how long me and her are going to be together," said Kyle to himself.

"Kyle! Where were you?" said Sheila Broflovski as he walked in the door.

"Doing my project with my friends."

"OK then."

So.. will Shelley and Kyle last despite their age difference or will she dump him for another boy who's around his age?