DISCLAIMER: We do not own any of the characters in this fic... or do we? ..No we dont.
Idiot Convention
Vincent, Cloud, and Kadaj were on msn one day. It was a sunny day, but they were trapped indoors typing on their computers.
Cloud says:
have you found the light yet?
Kadaj says:
XD
Vincent says:
go away
Kadaj says:
what?
Vincent says:
die
Kadaj says:
you die
Vincent says:
...no
Cloud says:
vincent, why cant you just find the light and cheer up
Kadaj says:
well shut up, why did u invite me in this conversation then
Vincent says:
Because I melt under the presence of UV rays
Vincent says:
IT'S A BIRTH DEFECT OKAY
Vincent says:
I didn't invite you
Kadaj says:
freak
Vincent says:
You invited yourself
Kadaj says:
well
Vincent says:
penisface
Kadaj says:
no
Kadaj says:
akfhjasfawla;e
Vincent says:
How incompetent
Cloud says:
I love your pink wrighting Kadaj!XD
Kadaj says:
what!
Kadaj says:
oh sht
Vincent says:
My writing is buragandy and manly
Vincent says:
Whoops. I meant burgandy.
Cloud says:
...sure you're...manlyXD
Vincent says:
Of course I'm manly.
Kadaj says:
oh right sure
Vincent says:
Unlike you whipper-snappers that were born yesterday
Cloud says:
c'mon, we all know its just a cover up
Kadaj says:
yeah
Vincent says:
...You can't substitue gay with unreadable writing, Kadaj
Kadaj says:
you cant substitute gay with ..your gay
Vincent says:
O SNAP /sarcasm
Kadaj says:
oh thats really smart vincent, good job im laughing so much ur sooo smart to come up with that one/sarcasm
Vincent says:
Not only are you gay, but your english skills are horrendous.
Vincent says:
And you honestly thought you could take over the world. Pathetic.
Kadaj says:
you know what, im not even talking to you anymore.
Vincent says:
Yes you are,
Kadaj says:
Cloud r u ther?
Vincent says:
I ate him
Vincent says:
burps
Kadaj says:
thats disgusting
Vincent says:
No it's not
Vincent says:
Your face is disgusting
Kadaj says:
yours is
Vincent says:
...Is not D:
Kadaj says:
is yea
Vincent says:
No.
Cloud says:
sorry, I was just too busy laughing at youXDXD
Vincent says:
sighs
Kadaj says:
wtf cloud
Cloud says:
you guys act like a married coupleXD
Vincent says:
Ew.
Kadaj says:
aLKJALHFAKFA:L
Vincent says:
OBVIOUSLY NOT
Vincent says:
barf
Vincent says:
spew
Vincent says:
Kadaj says:
SHOOTS SELF&
Vincent says:
I'd shoot myself if it weren't for the fact that I CAN'T DIE
Kadaj says:
DIES a HORRIBLE DEATH
Kadaj says:
o we'll se about that
Cloud says:
you two ARE TOO MUCH!
Vincent says:
Pfft. As if I haven't tried, moron.
Vincent says:
What kind of person do you think I am.
Cloud says:
ANGST
Kadaj says:
a gay one
Vincent says:
Btw, Cloud--Sephiroth called me
Cloud says:
oh?
Vincent says:
He thinks your hot, and says he's going to ask you out on Monday at lunch.
Cloud says:
...well, I must compliment him on his excellent taste, and if he's going to pay for lunch then I'll gladly come, but he's just going to have to come to terms with the fact that I'm already taken. Do apologize to him for me though
Vincent says:
I certainly will, I beg you to reconsider.
Vincent says:
He has this annoying tendancy to destroy the Universe when he's in a pissy mood...
Cloud says:
then perhaps I'll break the news to him after lunch
Kadaj says:
oh i see, so Cloud got back with Cid
Vincent says:
I'm not joining your party if Sephiroth goes pissy.
Kadaj says:
tehrs a party?
Cloud says:
oh yes I heard those rumors too
Vincent says:
YEA A PARTEE
Kadaj says:
yeah i started those rumors
Kadaj says:
hey
Cloud says:
thanks Kadaj --;
Kadaj says:
u should come to my party cuz sephiroths party is gona be LAME
Vincent says:
Eww yes
Cloud says:
well, hwen are they both?
Vincent says:
Parental supervision blows
Kadaj says:
yea
Vincent says:
His dad is such a
Kadaj says:
um
Cloud says:
that was the problem in the first place
Kadaj says:
sorry i didnt catch that word
Kadaj says:
its censored
Kadaj says:
on my computer
Vincent says:
It's a derogatary term referring to a womens .
Vincent says:
Jeez.
Kadaj says:
it was censored again
Vincent says:
A
Vincent says:
A
Cloud says:
and you would know that how Vincent?
Kadaj says:
A?
Vincent says:
Hello, I'm like old okay.
Cloud says:
you slept for thirty years...ALONE
Vincent says:
Yeah, and I was alive before then NOT ALONE.
Vincent says:
You see, there was this chick named Lucrecia..
Cloud says:
who dumped you FOR a !
Cloud says:
you must not be very good
Kadaj says:
damn censors...
Vincent says:
...she did not 'dump' me. She was munipulated by Hojo to leave me okay.
Vincent says:
Kadaj, you are a
Kadaj says:
Or maybe she found out u were gay.
Cloud says:
that would do it
Vincent says:
Yes, that's so what happened. Because you were so there.
Kadaj says:
well
Cloud says:
me or Kadaj?
Vincent says:
BOTH
Cloud says:
why would we watch you and some woman going at it?
Kadaj says:
ok grandpa that was 7823658235 years before my time
Vincent says:
...WHY WOULD I BE INFERRING THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Kadaj says:
Cloud's mind IS the gutter
Vincent says:
Kadaj, don't whine because you're jealous of my zawesome demonic age-resisting powers
Cloud says:
...no I'm just very open about things
Vincent says:
Really
Kadaj says:
o right yea im SOOOO jealllous. u dont have awesome silver hair.
Vincent says:
And YOU don't have gorgeous, thick black hair like me.
Kadaj says:
why would i want black hair when ican have silver hair.
Vincent says:
...jee, maybe because having silver hair makes you out to be a wrinkly old man.
Kadaj says:
ok first off
Vincent says:
While having LUSTROUS LONG HAIR like mine makes me out to be young and verile.
Kadaj says:
no
Kadaj says:
okay?
Vincent says:
Vincent says:
No.
Kadaj says:
your ugly and stupid.
Vincent says:
Your face is ugly
Cloud says:
you actually said Verile!XD
Vincent says:
YOUR MOM IS UGLY
Vincent says:
...yes
Kadaj says:
my MOM is NOT UGLAUDYTIUADOQW
Kadaj says:
ur mom is ugly
Vincent says:
Oh, no your right. She's quite beautiful for A BUCKET OF JELLO
Cloud says:
kadaj's mom is escentually Lucretia
Vincent says:
Lucrecia did not give birth to Kadaj
Kadaj says:
yeah hey... somewhat
Vincent says:
NO
Vincent says:
SHE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
Cloud says:
no but she did to sephy
Vincent says:
Yes.
Cloud says:
and they are his clones
Kadaj says:
but she did give birth to sEPHIROTH and im a clone of him so takje that VINCENT!
Vincent says:
Sephiroth is not this windbag
Vincent says:
pfft. That doesn't make any sense
Kadaj says:
HEy!
Kadaj says:
Have more respect for me, your dead lover's son.
Vincent says:
By that, you could say that someone injected with Hojo's cells would immediatly be his offspring
Cloud says:
exactly
Vincent says:
...Exactly no
Vincent says:
Go to school and learn, Cloud.
Cloud says:
...I already graduated!
Vincent says:
How sad. You must have slept with the principal.
Cloud says:
...I became the principal in grade 10
Kadaj says:
o.o
Vincent says:
This conversation is inadmissable.
Kadaj says:
you dont even know what that word means, do you.
Vincent says:
Yes I do.
Cloud says:
are you reading through a dictionary while were talking!
Vincent says:
It means you can't use it as evidence
Vincent says:
You don't even know what a dictionary is.
Kadaj says:
i know what a dictionary is
Vincent says:
BRAVO.
Kadaj says:
you dont
Kadaj says:
thank you
Vincent says:
You're right. How on earth would someone like me know what a dictionary is.
Vincent says:
OH MY GAWD, IS THAT THE SKY FALLING?
Kadaj says:
Kadaj says:
wtf r u talking about now
Vincent says:
I'm mocking your intelligence
Cloud says:
sorry, but that was just lame
Vincent says:
yawns yeah, okay
Cloud says:
stop yawning
Kadaj says:
oh good job, your soo smart you know that? l;ike omg im dying of laughter /sarcasm
Kadaj says:
yea
Vincent says:
...Stop that.
Kadaj says:
what idiot actually writes when they yawn
Cloud says:
one who slept for thirty years
Kadaj says:
haha
Cloud says:
he must still be tired
Kadaj says:
why, he got like 30 years worth of sleep
Cloud says:
you need a lot of oxygen to keep someone that old alive
Vincent says:
Pfft.
Kadaj says:
haha yeah
Vincent says:
Imbeciles.
Kadaj says:
i think your the imbicile
Cloud says:
oh yeah, Marlene wanted me to ask you...
Cloud says:
have you got it yet?
Kadaj says:
is marlene like, living with u, cloud?
Cloud says:
no, not anymore but I did just see her yesterday
Kadaj says:
oh i see
Cloud says:
you asleep yet Vinny ol' boy?
Kadaj says:
...i guess we hurt vincents feeling!
Kadaj says:
XD
Kadaj says:
i bet hes crying
Cloud says:
or looking in the dictionary for more words
Kadaj says:
and cloud... you say some weird things sometimes
Kadaj says:
"Vinny ol boy?"""" ?
Vincent says:
Sorry, I had to go use the bathroom
Cloud says:
I was joking
Cloud says:
jeez..
Vincent says:
Don't call me Vinny
Kadaj says:
okay then
Kadaj says:
Vinny
Kadaj says:
heheh
Cloud says:
okay...
Cloud says:
vinny
Vincent says:
I read this thing where Yuffie called me Vinny, and got cancer
Cloud says:
you got cancer or did she?
Vincent says:
No, she did
Cloud says:
that doesnt even work --
Vincent says:
Because I'm so lying right now
Kadaj says:
i hate it when ppl lie
Cloud says:
its soo lame its embaracing
Kadaj says:
yeah
Kadaj says:
shuns
Vincent says:
Oh. I'm so crushed. Please Kadaj, don't shun me. NOT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE.
Kadaj says:
okay
Kadaj says:
ill let it go this time
Cloud says:
so vinny, whens that game of yours coming out?
Vincent says:
I'm not speaking to you.
Cloud says:
hey, I havent said anything
Vincent says:
YOU SAID VINNY
Kadaj says:
haha
Vincent says:
I don't call you...Cloudy.
Kadaj says:
..vinny.. XD
Vincent says:
Or...C-shizzle
Vincent says:
Or...Clo-shan
Cloud says:
oh! yay call me that!
Cloud says:
thats SUPA KAWAII DESU NE!
Kadaj says:
Vincent says:
barf
Kadaj says:
again.. u say some weird..things... cloud..
Kadaj says:
really, no.
Vincent says:
CLOUD YOU'RE A GIRL?
Kadaj says:
really now
Kadaj says:
Vincent says:
Kadaj, Cloud's a girl
Kadaj says:
holy sht
Vincent says:
I would have never guessed it
Cloud says:
...you said that I SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
Cloud says:
YOU should go back to kindergarden!
Vincent says:
Now now, no need to get so defensive D:
Kadaj says:
i couldve.. i heard he once crossdressed... but now that.. would..
Kadaj says:
loses train of tho9ught
Cloud says:
what are you talking about freak boy?
Vincent says:
Cloud, calm down.
Kadaj says:
Oh freak boy huh? bravo well done im soo laughing ur really smart to come up with that one hahahaha /sarcasm
Cloud says:
k can you please stop with the /sarcasm thing
Kadaj says:
no
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No sooner, did Vincent leave the conversation, leaving Cloud and Kadaj left to talk amongst themselves. (dont u just love the sentence structure there..)
(note: Kad: I failed to copy and paste that part where Vincent left to go angst... im so sorry please dont kill me! D:)
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Cloud says:
Kadaj says:
woops omg
Kadaj says:
o no
Cloud says:
wanna go play uno?
Kadaj says:
uno's for losers
Cloud says:
so why dont you want to play?XD
Kadaj says:
... cloud because im cool ok?
Kadaj says:
someday ull understand
Cloud says:
if you say so...
Cloud says:
no, I pwn you all!
Kadaj says:
no
Kadaj says:
i do.
Kadaj says:
i have more fans
Kadaj says:
i win
Cloud says:
kadaj, shouldnt you be in bed by now? its almost 8:00
Kadaj says:
Oh thats soo funny cloud did u write that yourself? Im gonna tell all my frends what a funny guy u are ur so totally smart to come up with such a graet comeback omg /sarcasm
Kadaj says:
uh..
Kadaj says:
hey whered u go?
Cloud says:
Im right here
Cloud says:
...what friends?
Kadaj says:
...the friends who are.. my.. friends.
Cloud says:
stuffed animals and your mom dont count --;
Kadaj says:
SHUT UP!
Cloud says:
...ooh, looks like I hit a soft spot, sorry there Kadaj
Kadaj says:
u will be sorry
Kadaj says:
and no
Kadaj says:
u didnt
Cloud says:
you must have missed your nap
Kadaj says:
omg! D:
Kadaj says:
dammit Cloud!
Cloud says:
ahaha, I gotta go tooXD
Kadaj says:
aw man
Cloud says:
bye!
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And then there was one.
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Kadaj stared blankly at his computer screen for awhile. "...maybe I will go take my nap now." he mumbled to himself and walked away.
The end.
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