Standard fanfic warning that wouldn't last ten seconds in a court of law. These aren't my characters. I'm just borrowing them for, um, typing practice. Yeah, that's it, typing practice. Based on characters and situations from The Magnificent Seven (ATF AU) and P Stew's Cowboy Classics. A drabble, 100 words, no more, no less.
Still-Again-Yet
by Susan M. M.
Magnificent Seven (ATF AU)
Chris Larabee stepped into the bullpen and saw the frowns and pained expressions on five of the six faces. Then he glanced at JD Dunne, grinning widely at his computer screen. "Again?"
"Again," Josiah Sanchez groaned.
Ezra Standish corrected, "Still."
"And who could forget this race-mixing favorite?"
"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl," warbled Sir Patrick Stewart, draped in a serape.
Vin Tanner tossed a quarter in the air. "Heads we shoot the computer, tails we shoot JD."
"Isn't this great?" JD asked.
Six voices spoke as one. "No!"
