Author's note- This is my first attempt in writing an utterly stupid story. Please note that it will be extremely retarded and won't make too much sense.

Just so you know,I just thought of this randomly. Just a random thought...

The beginning….

Resident Evil (remake)

Chris Redfield was running around the helipad. The tyrant followed, trying every now and then to impale him on his mutilated claws. Then, he got tired of chasing Chris and tried to kill Rebecca Chambers instead.

"Hold on Rebecca!" Chris yelled out as the tyrant suddenly grabbed her "Wait until Brad throws me my trustworthy rocket launcher!"

Chris waited.

And waited.

"Holy shit!" Rebecca screamed as the tyrant repeatedly stabbed his claws through her body.

"Any second now!" Chris yelled, waiting for Brad to throw the rocket launcher onto the helipad, thus, saving all their lives.

"Oh man…" Rebecca said as the tyrant threw her away. He walked toward Chris.

"Uh….Brad….can you hear me?" Chris chuckled nervously as the tyrant raised its arm toward him….

Resident evil 2 (Fun!)

Claire Redfield was running around the train platform. Mr. X followed her around.

"I've only got two minutes left to live!" thought Claire.

Then Ada Wong appeared on the train.

"Sorry Claire….the rocket launcher is gone!" she said as the tyrant stepped toward Claire.

"You got to be fucken kidding me!" screamed Claire.

Resident Evil 4 (How ludicrous)

Leon Kennedy was fighting with the cloaked dude from Resident Evil 4. He kept trying to kill the monster with his little knife, but it didn't have much effect.

So, he tried to run, but the monster kept throwing construction shit at him.

"Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit" Leon kept repeating. Where was Ada when you needed her?

Leon spotted her escaping into a helicopter.

"So long!" she said, waving at him.

"Wait a minute…where's my rocket launcher!"

Where is my rocket launcher? The truth (read below)

A bunch of Silent Hill characters are standing on a hill.

Harry Mason, who appears to be the leader of the bunch, is holding the shiny Resident Evil rocket launcher.

"Now those fools can never continue their sequels! Mwhahahahaha!" He starts laughing like a retard.

All the Silent Hill characters join in, their evil laughter echoing through the mist…..

Retarded eh? What will Resident Evil do without their trademake rocket laucher?

Its not really funny yet, but it will get funny later on.

Also, some other game characters might be included...

Bye