1Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom of the opera, not the books, musical, or movies, only this story and my own characters.

Phantom of the opera, Truth or Dare

by AlexGhost

Hello dear readers and welcome to the Phantom of the opera version of Truth or Dare. In this fic you the reader, get to ask a truth or dare for your favorite character (from either Leroux, Kay, or ALW) to answer/perform. Since this is the first chapter and no one has (sob, cry) sent any requests I will be performing a few of my own. Now lets get started.

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Chapter one.

Drop in.

Erik woke to the familiar blackness of his coffin and groaned. He pushed up the cover, cursing the fact that he was still alive and stepped out. To his surprise he wasn't in his room but in some strange white dimension.

"Welcome Erik." a strange voice resonated from all around him.

"Am I dead?" Erik asked hopefully while inspecting the room. He looked behind himself to find that his coffin had disappeared.

"Uh no." The voice answered, Erik sighed and pouted behind his full face mask.

"Don't worry though, you'll get to hang out with Christine while you're playing the game." The mention of Christine's name made his mood brighten. . . .until he heard the words 'Playing the game'.

"What game?" He questioned. His tone was an angry one.

"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. This is the room of. . . .Truth Or Dare!" the sentence was fallowed by maniacal laughter that soon turned into coughing.

"Stupid cold!"

"I don't have time for your silly games!" Erik hissed.

"Oh come on, what were you going to do? Mope around your coffin waiting to die?" The voice stated bluntly, leaving Erik speechless.

"Who are you?" He asked. Erik is never speechless for long.

" My name is AlexGhost. But you can call me A.G."

"A.G. . . .Wait your copying me-" He was cut off by her.

"Time for the next player. . . .Christine!" She announced, a door popped up on the right side of the room. Erik quickly bounded over to it, waiting for his beloved Christine. The door opened and into the room walked a curly haired brunet whom Erik didn't recognize.

"This isn't Christine!" He shouted causing the girl to back away.

"Yeah it is, this is the 2004 movie Christine." A.G answered (I'll call her m-Christine).

"But I want my Christine." Erik whined.

"Fine, fine. God, who ignited a light saber up your rectum today." A trapdoor opened above Erik's head and from it dropped the blond Leroux Christine. She crash-landed on top of him causing him to hit the floor with a soft bodily 'thump'.

"Erik?" Leroux Christine (I'll just call her Christine,) asked in confusion as she saw whom she was siting on.

"In coming." AlexGhost said as the other characters fell through the trap door. In order; Raoul, movie Raoul, Kay Raoul, Nadir, madame Giry, Meg, movie Meg, Kay Meg, Philippe, Carlotta, some ballet dancers, movie Erik (Gerik), Kay Erik (Kerik), and Erik's mom(the bitch) Madeleine. With that the trapdoor disappeared.

"More characters will come in depending on request from the readers." A.G. said trying no to laugh at the large pile of bewildered contestants.

"Oh goody." said Kerik sarcastically.

"Erik is that you?" A female voice called.

"MOTHER!?" he shouted in horror.

"Would you all get off of me!" Erik shouted from the bottom of the heap. Everyone scrambled off of each other and ran off to separate corners of the room. . . .if you could call them corners. The Eriks glared at the Raouls, except for Kerik who was glaring at his mother. Madeleine was siting with the Christines who were talking to the Megs, Philippe was talking to Raoul, Carlotta was screaming at the ballet girls and Nadir was talking to Madame Giry.

"Alright everybody welcome to Truth or Dare." A.G. announced causing every one to temporarily hush.

"We only-" A.G. was cut of by Carlotta.

"Eh! What do'a you mean by Truth or Dare'a?"

"It's a game where you have to tell a Truth or perform a Dare." A.G. answered sounding annoyed.

"Now can we continue-" she was cut off again

"A'no! I do not feel like playing your stupid game'a!" Several of the other characters nodded in agreement.

"Yeeaah. . . .Shut up." with those words a strip of ducktape magicly appeared over Carlotta's mouth. The ballet rats cheered as Carlotta failed at every attempt to get the sticky thing off of her face.

"As I was saying, we only have one truth and one dare because it took so long to start the story." The captive characters cheered.

"But first I think this room is a bit dull so I'm gonna fix it up a bit." the sound of snapping fingers echoed through the room as A.G. flicked through different scenery for the background. The first was outer space in which every one started floating and choking do to the lack of gravity and oxygen.

"No that's not it." A.G. snapped her fingers again and the room changed. They were all in a African savanna and suddenly the ground started shaking. Erik looked behind the group to see what it was, a herd of wildebeest were stampeding in there direction. They therefor screamed and ran for there lives.

"Nope." A.G. Snapped her fingers and every one was underwater. Our favorite characters were once more choking from lack of oxygen as they swam desperately for the surface.

"Nada." There was Snapping again and they were all in waist deep water.

"Where are we?" Christine asked looking around, the walls of the strange room were pink and seemed to be moving, she also noted the pieces of corn floating by.

"Um. . . .I think you're all in Raoul's stomach." A.G. answered.

"Ew!" Everyone shouted.

"How can I be in my own stomach?!" Raoul cried in both horror and disgusted.

"Hold on, hold on." A.G. took them all out of Raoul's belly before they could be digested. When they all opened their eyes they were back in the white room again. They all sighed in relief that they were no longer in danger. . . .or stomach acids.

"Okay ... since my last idea was making you all queasy, Try this it is your last choice-" She was about to snap her fingers when she was interrupted by Gerik.

"NO! How can you put us through all this?!" He cried.

"Haven't we suffered enough?" M-Raoul whined. A.G. ignored them and snapped her fingers one last time. The cast closed their eyes, expecting to end up some place horrible, when the scenery had changed they slowly opened them. To their surprise and alleviation they were in a nice, earth toned lounge room, it had calming lighting and the soft jazz soothed their frazzled nerves. They all nodded in approval before sitting on the sofas set around the room.

"Okay time for our first truth." AlexGhost announced causing everyone to groan.

"The first truth is from me for. . . .Nadir!"

"Oh boy." Nadir said leaning back in his chair, suddenly feeling exhausted.

"Okay, Nadir when you were a little boy what did you want to be when you grew up?" A.G. asked.

"Well, when I was little I wanted to be the Daroga." He answered.

"And you accomplished your dream. lucky you." Kerik said mockingly.

"Don't start." Nadir warned, "Of course getting thrown into Mazenderan jail was never one of my aspirations." he finished, raising an eyebrow at Kerik who looked away guiltily.

"Okaaay then lets see what our dare is. This dare is for Gerik." A.G called.

"Crap." Gerik muttered under his breath.

"Alright Gerik, you must battle a horde of Mary Sues with. . . .A HERRING!"

A.G. Proclaimed. The fish popped up and hovered over to him.

"What! It can't be done!" Gerik cried holding the fish.

"Ah! He said the word!" A.G. screamed.

"What?" Gerik asked.

"Nothing." A.G. snapped her fingers transporting Gerik to a strange black place. Gerik held the fish in front of himself defensively as he heard the Mary Sues get closer. Then the disgusting, personality lacking figures emerged from the darkness. Each one of them oozing bland perfection.

"Yay Eric I'm your bestes fan ever 11111"

"Lets have hot sex arak!"

They all called with voices that sound sickeningly like that of angels. When they drew close Gerik batted at them with the fish hopping the horrid smelling creature would deter them. The beautifully foul beasts hesitated when they smelled the fish but placed designer gas masks over their lovely faces and just kept on coming. Gerik screamed as he was simultaneously raped by one thousand Mary Sues. The other characters watched in horror as this occurred.

"Well that's all for today folks. Please send us some truths and dares." A.G. announced over the sobbing coming from Gerik.

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If you have a truth or dare you would like a character to answer/perform please tell me via review or Email. The characters from my other fic Twin Red Roses might pop up in the next chapter. Oh and if you like these kind of fics LinknSaria4eva-Formerly-Bldlf has a good Legend of Zelda Truth or Dare.

Your obedient servant

AlexGhost.