Fan Fiction- Life's little games

I do not own Naruto

Warnings and notes: There will be a few random characters that I'm going to add, there's drugs, smoking, drinking, whoring around (basically Naruto is a male prostitute, sorry!) and definetally some Sasunaru, sakunaru, basically everyonenaru, and rensnaru, and rens is renshin, naruto's b/f ish person and asshole who gets naruto into all those dirty bad things.

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-" Kyuubi speech"-

CHAPTER 1 START

" Ow...ngh...st...stop it...Re...Ren...shin..." a blonde boy groaned out painfully from deep within his throat to the blue haired man who was above him, causing him such pains. The man seemed to be unaffected by the blonde's pleas and cries, and continued with his work. " Renshin...stop it...please...don't...nnh...don't do that...Renshin..." Renshin frowned, finally annoyed with the blonde's complaints, and stopped foddling with the boy, leaving the room and slamming the door.

The blonde, 19 year old boy sighed heavily as he layed down on the floor, greatful that he was left alone again.

" He's going to be pissed tomorrow...damn..." he whispered to no one and nothing, before he felt himself drift off into a deep sleep. He was so tired, sleeping was ok...for now. Oh, how long it had been since he last slept. " Kyuubi...watch over me..."

-" Yes...kit...just sleep now...I won't let anything happen to you..."- the fox inside the blonde's stomach whispered soothingly to his vessel as he wrapped his tails around the boy, allowing him to sleep comfortabley.

End Flashback

" Hm...ngh..." Naruto groaned as he roled over onto his side. " Ah...5 more minutes...hnnn..."

-" Kit...if you don't answer that GOD DAMN phone, I swear, I will disembowel you with a used heroin needle..."- Kyuubi sneered evilly, and annoyed. That phone was so annoying. That cheerful ringing oh happy happy...he had to get that damned brat to change that ring tone. And if there was anything that scared the blonde, it was used (and un used) heroin needles (for reasons unmentioned until a little later), so the blonde shot up quickly, as if his boyfriend was back, and lunged for his phone. -" There's a good boy..."- the fox laughed.

" H-hai? Uzumaki here..." he mumbled into the phone.

Kyuubi...I hate you, I really really hate you...

-" Suck it up blondie, it's your own fault,"-

Kyuu...you brought up the needle thing though...you know I hate that...and you damn well know why...

-" Get back to your phone conversation, idiot kit...-"

" Gomen...who is this?" He asked, signing out of his mental conversation with Kyuubi.

" It's me, silly!" The woman on the other line flirted innocently. " Can't you even memember your little cherry blossom?"

" Oh! Sakura-chan!" The blonde laughed, sitting up straight. " Gomen about that...I was a little out of it, I mean, I just woke up!"

Greasy-Llama-chan clicks pause

Note: Naruto is dating Sakura. Yes, but not for too long, I'm already schemed a way to break them up. She is un aware that he has a boyfriend/ friend with benifits, though he is fully aware of her affairs with everyone who looks like Sasuke or was anywhere near Sasuke in the past, and has even spoken to him for more then an hour...which actually limits it. and note: sasuke is not here right now, he's still gone looking for his brother and delaying his return.

Greasy-Llama-chan clicks play

" What are you calling for anyways? It's not like you to call that often...usually you get someone to do it for you..." the blonde smiled sadly into the phone.

" Hm? Can't I even call my favorite Na-ru-cha-n...?" The pink haired girl whispered lustfully, making Naruto's stomach churn painfully, also making him realize that he hasn't eaten yet... " We should get together, I mean, I really want to get together with my precious Naru-chan tonight..."

" Ehhh? Tonight? I don't know...let me think about it..." the blonde paused and frowned as the girl stressed a fake whine at the thought of him being busy.

Greasy-Llama-chan clicks pause

Note: Naruto's boyfriend is, for some weird reason, very very very defensive of him, and never lets him go anywhere without his permission or company...however, he is usually away with some girls everynight and would never notice Naruto's absence until the next day...sad, I know...I make the evilest characters...

Greasy-Llama-chan clicks play

" Ok...I think I can arrange that, Sakura-chan...where do you want to meet? And at what time?"

" Ah...yay, Naru-chan! Uno...how does that ramen stand of yours sound...no, wait...you should just come straight over, my parents are gone for the weekend...how's that sound, Naru-chan?"

The blonde felt sick at how stressed her voice was, and how she detested him and talking to him, but it was her fault anyways.

" Mm...that sounds good...when?"

" Uno...mmm..." she moaned forcefully into the phone. " How's 8 sound...? Mnn...never mind...I want you over in an hour...no later then 2 hours, ok? See you then...bye love," she giggled and hung up the phone.

The blonde sighed and roled over onto his back before getting up and getting dressed.

Stupid Sakura...she's so much more of a whore then I am...I hate her, really, I do...I don't know why I'm even putting up with her, hey Kyuubi? Can you like, look inside me or something and find out why I'm still with her?

-" Hm...because blondie, you're too lazy too and you like the se-"-

I do not! Don't even say that!

-" Fine...be that way...but you do, even if it's only in the moment...anyways...you should be getting to your precious Sakura-chan before she grows impatient...you know how keeping her waiting for her toy upsets her..."-

God...I can't believe I'm this tollerent...what time is it?

-" It's 12:35pm...don't worry, you don't have to go to 'work' until about 9..."-

Thank you Kyuu...god, I really hate my job...do you think he's gonna make me do that again?

-" Knowing him...yes...but you never really know...he's broke right now, so yeah, I guess that's a definite guarantee that it's a yes and you're going to have a sore ass by the end of the night...you'd be better off away from here...or with that brat even, were he even here...kit..."-

Aww...Kyuu...you're worried about me! Thank you! And I know...but...I don't think that he'd even...you know...mind you, I have that dumb tallent to get even the straightest of guys to bend to my will...which I think is just damn sad...and I can't really say that it's because I'm attractive...in a guy sence...I just look like a girl...which sucks ass...

-" Don't even bother complaining...you it's sort of pathetic that no one has been able to find out what's been going on here, or what you've been doing...except for those you've told or had to lean on...like that Hyuuga and the sand boy... they're the only ones who know about it...but atleast they were there to help you when...it happened..."-

Yeah...god...I own Neji so much...he's been such a big help...

" Ahhh...time to get over to that whore's place..."

--- at sakura's ---

" Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked into the apparantly empty house. He listened for a moment before walking upstairs to the girls bedroom hating the moment and hating himself.

" Nnnnnnghhh...Naru-chan...up here..." the girl called seductively from her bedroom. He sighed and walked into the dark room, then paused, seeing no one in there. " Naru-chan...you kept me waiting..." she cooed from behind him as she closed the door and wrapped her arms around him.

He felt sick as the sent of alcohol reached him. That wasn't like her...at all. Because of that, he felt worse, thinking of how depressed she would of had to be to drink and all that, not that he had much time to think about it. He soon felt himself getting pulled over to the girls' bed.

Damn..doesn't help that we're both whores...

END CHAPTER ONE!

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