It was a boring afternoon in the common room. Hermione was building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of paper clips and Ron was studying. No, wait, reverse that. Ron was building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of paperclips and Hermione was studying. Suddenly Harry rolled out from under the couch. "Hi, guys! What's up?" he said as he stood up.
"Hi, Harry. Why were you under the couch?" asked Ron and Hermione as if this was a perfectly normal occurance.
"I was looking for my apple. Have either of you seen it?" asked Harry.
"What did it look like?" asked Ron. Hermione smacked him. "
It was an apple, what do you think it looks like?"
"Well why'd you have to hit me for it?" he muttered, rubbing the side of his head.
"Where did you last see it?" asked Hermione. Harry thought for a moment.
"In the Great Hall, I think." he said.
Ron pulled on a detective outfit. "We'll help you find it! To the Great Hall!"
(In the Great Hall.)
"If I'm correct, your apple should be somewhere in the castle." said Ron.
"Well, that narrows it down a lot." muttered Hermione. "Let's start looking around."
"I'll look under the tables!" said Harry.
"I'll look in top of the tables!" said Ron.
"I'll look in the library!" said Hermione as she headed for the door.
"Hey! Get back here!" said Harry. Hermione reluctantly walked back muttering.
"Dangit. Three more seconds..."
"Wait, what's that under the table?" asked Ron. Harry looked.
"It's a mouse!" he exclaimed. Hermione and Ron quickly stood on a chair.
"EEK!"
The mouse came out from under the table. "I'm not a mouse! I'm Martin the warrior of Redwall!" he said. Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at him. "Nevermind." Martin muttered. "Anyway, I came to myself in a dream and I told me that you needed help finding an apple, is that right?"
"Yes!" shouted Ron. "Have you seen the apple?" Martin shook his head.
"No, but I can help you find it with my sword."
"Okay, let's go look in the dormitories." said Hermione.
(In the dormitories)
"Let's split up and look around." said Martin. He walked around the room jabbing his sword under beds, even though this was a dangerous and pointless thing to do.
"Ow! My spleen!" said a voice that came from under the bed.
"AAA! EVIL MYSTERIOUS VOICE!" shouted Harry. He, Ron, Hermione, and Martin stood on a chair. The SAME chair.
"Who are you?" demanded Martin. A guy named Clem rolled out from under the bed.
"Hi, everybody!" he said. Every known character from all the books poked their heads in through the door, windows, and cupboards.
"Hi, Clem!" they all said and then they went back to what they were doing. Hermione blinked.
"Wow, Clem sure is popular." she said.
"Clem!" exclaimed Harry. "I thought you said I was your only friend!" Clem inched towards the window nervously.
"Oh, heh heh, look at the time! I've gotta go defy physics see ya!" Clem jumped out the window.
Ron ran over to the window and called out "Wait, Clem! You forgot your parachute!" he threw the parachute down to Clem, which exploded the moment he caught it. Fred walked into the room.
"Hey, have you seen my exploding parachute?" he asked.
"No." said Ron. "Have you checked the Great Hall?"
"Ok, I'll go look there.' Fred left the room.
"Let's go look in the library!" said Hermione.
(In the library)
"Ron! Get off that!" shouted Hermione.
"I'm just practicing my rock climbing!" protested Ron.
"Not on the ceiling light fixtures!"
"You never let me have any fun." Ron grumbled as he climbed down. Martin tapped Hermione on the shoulder.
"Can I practice with my sword in here?" he asked.
"No!" snapped Hermione.
"Oops." Martin muttered as he shoved twenty- seven chopped up books under the rug. Several random students tripped over the lump.
"Hermione, I REALLY don't think my apple is in here." said Harry.
"Can't talk. Reading."
(Two hours later)
"Can we go now?" asked Harry. Hermione sighed.
"Okay, I guess."
"YAY!" shouted Harry, Ron, and Martin.
"Let's go look in the Forbidden Forest!" said Martin. "
NOT YAY!" shouted Ron and Harry.
"But its forbidden." said Ron.
"Of course!" said Hermione. "That's why it's called the Forbidden Forest and not the Everyone-Go-Run-Around-In- Here Forest."
"Ah."
(In the Forbidden Forest)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! SPIDERS! RUN AWAY!" they screamed as they ran back into the common room.
"I don't think we'll ever find my apple." muttered Harry.
"Don't worry, we'll find it." said Hermione encouragingly.
"Hey, Harry." said Ron "Was it a red apple?" he asked.
"Yes."
"Was it round?"
"Yes."
"Did it have your name written on it?"
"Yes."
"Oh." He paused. "I ate that." Everyone stared at him. "Case closed!" he yelled. Harry started chasing Ron around the room. Hermione took pictures of them. "Well, that's that! Let's have a party!" said Martin. "Ok." said Hermione. Every known character from the books ran into the room and started partying.