Disclaimer: Nada, I own nothing. There are not even Original Characters I can own, since everyone here are people from the series. If there is someone you don't recognise... I will tell you the ep where they came in.LOL. I wish I owned Mulder, though. I have been planning to set him a trap with sunflower seeds... Mwahaha!

Genre: Humor, Romance. No angst here. LOL!

Rating: PG-13 because of Marita's colorful vocabulary. Ahem.

Why this?: Because I have seen some High School fics and I love them, for a very simple reason. Lots of the fanfic writers are young, most of them teens. And having our fav characters be like us makes us lie them even more.LOL.

Pairings: Mulder and Scully (Just DID anyone have a doubt about it?), Krycek and Marita (ROWR!I had to cool down after Patient X. LOL.), Monica and John ( Yet another basic pairing.)..... and for the rest of the people you will be getting some funny surprises. LOL!

To my friends and all the fangirls who behave like the chicks in this fic. LOL!

X FILES HIGH

Dana felt bad. She entered the building feeling her stomach shrink. This was something completely new for her, and she hated surprises. Her family and herself had moved to Washington not too long ago, and now the summer was over it was time to study again.

She did not have problems with that itself. But she usually had them with people there. Since she first stepped on a school and got the nickname Ice Queen, she knew she would go alone to the End of Year dance. And the time had come. She was in her last year, and had never been too popular when it came to parties. She was usually the good girl who did her homework, who listened and was friends with the geeks, a smart between smarts. But she never went to parties.

She found herself short. And she was. But that was not all of it. Her skin was pale and filled with freckles. Her deep red straight hair fell to her shoulders, and her style of clothing.... well, it was always rather plain. It was usually jeans,trainers and a sweater or t-shirt, depending on the season. She was pretty, yes. But she never showed it. Little did she know that all of that would soon change...

She got closer to a crowd that seemed to be her year. Many of them seemed to know others and chatted happily. Actually, she was the only newbie that stood alone in the middle of the big room. She knew from experience that it would take her ages to make friends.

Specially after the evil glares and the laughing she got when she passed by three girls that were the centre of attention. She had to admit, they were beautiful. That's why they were sorrounded by all the guys. One of them, the one that Dana found most disturbing, was the one with long dark hair, tanned skin and deep dark eyes. She deliberately stared evilly at her, not hiding it at all. The other two didn't seem to like Dana either, but at least they were not so clear.

One of the others had big hazel eyes and short chestnut hair. She was the prettiest, in fact. She spoke to her friends with a british accent, and eyed Dana as if she was nothing. Well, it was better to be ignored than to be hated, she thought. The last one had blue eyes and blond hair just below her shoulders. She was tall and slender, and looked at Dana as if examining her.

Great. Just great. She was getting enemies before even opening her mouth. The long haired girl's mouth was about to open and say something to her, and as she was about to do so Dana felt all the attention on her. But then.....

BOOM!

Dana found herself on the floor. Someone had just bumped against her, and now all their books, her bag, and things belonging to God knew who were scattered all over the floor. The three laughed their asses of right there, of course. Dana looked at the person who had fallen as well after the collide.

''Are you ok?'' She asked, starting to pick up her things.

''It's alright, my ASS broke the fall.'' Dana found herself looking at a boy. The One Boy, more like. She stared at him for two seconds and her mind went completely blank. He held out a hand to help her stand. He was tall, a lot taller than she was. He had clear grey blue eyes that eyed her ironically. ''What about you?''

She knew she had to say something. Nod. Ask his name. Ask him his phone number. Ask him to marry her.

But blank. She took air to say something, but ended up nodding and lowering her gaze. She could hear the laughter from the three girls again. This time the boy rose his gaze to them and they shut their mouths. And then, after he had picked up all his stuff and helped Dana, flashed her a slight smile and left. She looked at him until he vanished in the crowd. Dana kicked herself mentally for being so speechless, but the worse was yet to come.

''Newbie.''Spat out the girl with long black hair. ''You were looking at the wrong guy there.'' Her two friends stood behind her and it looked as if it would be a three against one fight. Only Dana didn't know how to fight then, and would have ended on the floor. Just as she readied herself for the insults...

''Why, Diana? Is there noone else you can be bitchy with?''

Diana. So that was her name. Dana made a mental note to get away from her as soon as possible. And that's when she saw who had just faced the Force of Evil. It was a beautiful girl with long blond hair that hung loosely to her hips and big, deep blue eyes. She wore an Emily The Strange t-shirts where it read 'Fight like a Girl' and grey jeans. Over her bag there was a picture of an alien head and a zen crystal attached to the zipper.Compared to Diana, so prettily clad in pinks and pastels, she looked like Rambo. The group that had been laughing before was now silent.

Without another word, the girl turned to Dana as Diana glared at them both and her and her friends decided to go somewhere else. The audience decided there was nothing to see anymore, and all of them continued chatting.

''You just met Miss Biggest Bitch Ever.'' Said the blonde with a slight, ironic smile. ''You are new, are you? I had never seen you over here before.''

''Ehm...''Dana was unsure about what to say. ''I think I got in trouble with someone who won't forgive me.''

''Blah.''The blonde said, as she lead Dana to another part of the room. ''It wouldn't be the first time. What did you do?''

''I think I stared at her boyfriend. But I am not sure, since she was rather bitchy and he didn't seem to like her too much.'' Dana titled her head to the side, a bit confused. ''I don't think I will see him again, though. He helped me pick up my books after bumping into me.''

''Fox 'Spooky' Mulder.''The blonde said. ''That's him. Tall, lean, grey eyes. Nice ass.''She winked , and Dana smiled a little. ''I am Marita Covarrubias. Do you have a name or did you drop it along with the books?''

''Dana Scully. Glad to meet you. I thought that Diana was going to eat me.''She grinned and Marita looked at her oddly for a second. ''Oh, I got her name when you called her. I don't think I will forget it.''

Marita laughed and pointed to some other girls who stood in a corner of the big hall, waiting for her. There were four of them, and they smiled when they saw Dana come with Marita. Well, at least these were not the hard bitchy type. Or so it looked like.

''Dana, these are my friends.'' Marita said, poiting at them. Dana smiled and greeted them. The four seemed interested in her, and Dana started to notice certain things about them. They seemed to have been reading and doing things before she came, and probably knew each other well. She noticed that one of them was drawing something that looked like a huge cockroach monster. It was scary, Dana thought.

This girl had a big folder filled with pictures of monsters and beasts of all sorts, chewing on people or simply striking a pose, along with medievalish heroes that were probably about to become someone's lunch. The girl had shoulder length light brown hair and light blue eyes. She wore some khaki shorts, trainers and a blue t-shirt with a silver X over it. She seemed to like confortable clothing, and smiled at the newbie.

''Your name is Dana? I am Bambi Berenbaum.'' She smiled, and Dana looked at her first, then at the pictures.

''Your name is Bambi?'' Dana asked, surprised.

''Yeah, my parents were naturalists.'' Bambi explained with a laugh. ''Don't worry, I get that question a lot.''

''They are great.'' Dana said, admiring the pictures.

''Thank you. I am told that I should be taking art, but I would rather be doing ethimology. At some cool university, that is.'' She grinned from ear to ear. ''What about you?''

''Uh... I think I will do medicine.'' Dana started to feel somwhat more confortable. These girls were actually listening! And they all seemed to be waiting for a turn to introduce themselves. Dana turned to see how Marita whacked another girl softly over the head. The girl had earphones on and hadn't heard anything, and that was probably why Marita was calling her attention. She had been dancing around the room a second before, and now she stared at Dana with a wide smile.

''Er....''The girl giggled a bit. ''I am Sarah Kavanaugh. Pleased to meet you, er....''

''Dana.''

''Yes!'' Sarah smiled again, and started doing some ballet poses. She had deep dark brown eyes and slightly curly hair of the same colour. She wore some purple jeans and a pink sweater, and started spinning around in a ballet pose. ''I have a lot to practice... I will never get this movemnt right!''

''She will break a leg one day if she doesn't stop. She may... slide over something and ...BAM!'' Another girl said. She had long black hair and clear eyes. She looked a bit worried for Sarah, but soon got over it and turned to Dana.

''I am Kirsten Killar.'' She smiled. ''I am stressing over everything most of the time, sorry.'' She wore a blue shirt with her sleeves tugged up and plain trousers. Her hair was in a long braid, and out of all the girls, she looked like the most geeky. On the folder she carried on her hand there was the 'STAR WARS' logo and a photo of Hayden Christensen.

''She plays three musical instruments, gets back home at ten and most people suspects she does not sleep, since she also catches up with the exams. I start to think that she is a vampire.'' The last girl said behind Dana. This girl had black hair that went right past her shoulders and sweet hazel eyes. ''I am Monica Reyes.''

Dana noticed that this last girl carried a copy of 'The Lord of the Rings' that she quickly stuffed into her bag when they started moving. Everyone else was doing the same, so Dana assumed that they were heading to their classes.

''I am sorry, but I don't know where to go.'' Dana cofessed.

''Gimme your plan.'' Marita said, and Dana handed her a piece of paper. ''You have chemistry now. Sarah and Bambi will help you, they are in your class. Kirsten, Monica and I have mythology.'' She handed Dana back her paper and smiled. ''See you all for lunch.''

And the three rushed to their class. Sarah held onto Dana's arm and started chatting about dancing and music, while Bambi tried to make her shut up by telling her that she would scare Dana and that she needed silence to think about her next artistic creation.

''This year may not be as bad.''Dana thought with a smile, as she followed the other two into chemistry class.