The REAL Deathnote Truths
THIS IS A COMEDIC ENTRY
As some of you may already know, a while ago, a thirteenth volume of the popular Deathnote series was released, revealing many answers to the FAQs as asked by persistent fans including L's genealogy, what happened to Misa, ect.
The following is (humorous) list of facts compiled telepathically by L in his last moments (or so we think), to some random nerdy chick in Canada (me). Either that or I thought of this while high on chocolate. Most likely the latter. Anyways, please read it, and comment.
(AN: this piece is intended to be funny, so don't go on and on about how I slaughtered Deathnote and have no talent and should go back to school and am a Mary Sue or that I am probably one of the latest whack jobs from the my immortal cult, because I'm not. THIS IS MEANT TO BE RIDICULOUS AND IRRELEVANT. Please don't judge me :P)
(AN: this shouldn't seem even remotely logical to you)
DEATHNOTE "FACTS"
is L's son.
Baggins is Near's Brother.
is Misa and L's lovechild from the future.
is Chuck Norris and Princess Lea's lovechild from the future.
is Severus Snape and Lily Evans' lovechild from the future.
and Light did have a child, and his name was Harry Potter
is Dumbledore
house is Hogwarts
is the ring leader of the knights who say 'ni'
's cigarette is really a lollipop.
did not destroy the Deathnote; he still has uses for it…
12.L is alive
Griffin is Mello and Matt's lovechild from the future.
and Rem got married and started an apple orchard
are the biological parents of Edward Cullen.
Jackson is a shinigami.
wasn't Kira, he was batman.
Wayne was Kira. There was a mix up. It was on CNN last night.
's nephew is Pikachu.
is part shinigami.
21.L is Spock and Oprah's lovechild from the future.
22.L is Russian, hut he's also Japanese, and he live in New York, but he's British.
Yagami is John Lennon's long lost daughter.
is secretly Zac Efron.
Amane is the CEO of Microsoft.
invented the spork.
(Bruce Wayne) caused global warming.
L. Taylor is Mikami and Takada's lovechild from the future.
and Misa are only L's friends on Facebook.
SPK head quarters are in the Mini-Wheat's tropical vanilla volcano.
says: "W is a cool number!"
doesn't have ADHD, she has ADOS. Attention deficit ooh shiny…
spiked Mello's chocolate with the date rape drug.
's half brother is Ronald McDonald.
's adoptive mother is Sailor Saturn.
is a werewolf.
37.I LOST THE GAME!