Chapter 1: They don't know?
Naruto's P.O.V
Looking for a quiet place to study in one of the biggest schools in the world, is harder than you think. We wondered around every library, all of them seemed to be hosting a tea party or didn't allow 'commoners' interrupting there 'private time'. I snorted and Haruhi Fujioka, my cousin, stared at me, before letting out a snort herself. Her short hair and flat chest seemed to get her mixed up in being a guy.
"'Ewe! Commoners!'" I mocked one of the girls, scrunching my face up in disgust.
"Pfft. Stop. Really." Haruhi said, trying to hold in her laugh. I stopped in front of a door labeled 'Music Room 3'.
"You hear that?" Naruto asked, placing her ear on the door. Haruhi did the same.
"I don't hear anything." Haruhi replied quizzingly.
"Exactly." Naruto retorted, placing her hand on the knob and turning.
"Welcome to the Ouran host club!" Said a group of male students dressed in the blue suit required to wear.
"H-Host club?" Haruhi stuttered.
"What did I just get us into?" Naruto asked herself.
"It's just a couple of guys." A pair of orangish haired twins complained.
"You know these two? Are they not our scholar ship students from the commons?" A blonde tall and slender boy asked.
"Yeah. They're in our class but normally keep to themselves." The twins added.
"I'll expect that you're gay. So, what brings you two here?" The blond asked, trying to make conversation. Out of everything I could have said…
"Not to kiss your ass." I blurted.
"What?!" The blond shouted, surprised at my remark.
"Naruto! Seriously?!" Haruhi exclaimed, slamming her book on the ground. "Out of everything you could have said!"
"That was an interesting remark, Naruto Nakazami." Said a tall raven haired boy with a clipboard.
"Keep. Your. Damn. Mouth. Shut." I snapped.
"Naruto. I know you don't like people knowing about- that, but that's no reason to break the school rules." Haruhi scolded.
"You know all about it, don't you? All about mine and Haruhi's past? The look in your eyes says so." Naruto spat angrily.
"Hi Naru-chan!" A small blond boy cheered with a bunny in his hand. He looked like a kindergartener in a high school uniform.
"What did you call me? -Chan? No kid. No. Chan." I stated. His smile only grew.
"Ok. Naruto-sama." He said. I stared at him. Leaned over and picked him up.
"Please. Under no circumstances, are you aloud to say or add '-sama' to my name. Understand?" I asked, looking him straight in the eye.
"Ok." He jumped from my grasp. "Why?"
"I can't tell you. I'm pretty sure that even your know-it-all doesn't even know." I said, waving it off.
"Kyoya not knowing something?" He questioned. "That's surprising."
"Hunni. I think you should stop." Said another tall raven haired boy.
"'Hunni'? As in Haninozuka Minsukuni?" I asked slowly turning around, holding in a laugh.
"You know my actual name?" Hunni asked, looking at me with starry eyes.
"Yes. You were quite famous in a club I thought about joining." I answered truthfully. Hunni stared intently at my face. "Is something – Takami Suoh! Get away from my cousin!" I shouted as Haruhi bumped in to the stand. A green-blue vase fell and me, and my quick thinking, dropped my book, running and diving for the floor, catching the vase before it hit the ground. Haruhi quickly helped me place the vase back on the stand, only to have it fall and break on the other side.
"We were going to auction that off during the school auction. Starting at eight million yen." Kyoya explained.
"We'll pay for it!" We said quickly.
"How are you supposed to pay for that if you can't even afford uniforms?" Pointed out the twins.
"Gee, thanks for pointing out the obvious, Sherlocks!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Then it's decided! You two are now the host clubs errand boys!" Takami declared, pointing directly at us.
"E-errand boys?" We muttered. That would cut in with study time, buying food, and doing the chores!
"That'll never work for us!" I yelled, tugging at my hair.
"Then you-"
"Shut it Kaoru!" I shouted, surprising everyone I could already tell them apart. It took them years.
"You can tell them apart already?" Kyoya asked, interested in the topic.
"I can tell a lot of twins apart just by knowing one name." I hissed.
"Uh-huh…" He didn't reply, he just scribbled in a sheet of paper on his clipboard.
Soon the room was full of women. Takami was the most popular. He would flirt with all of them and call them 'princess' or 'queen'. He would flirt and ask (disgusting) questions. "Oh Takami!" Cried the girls with hearts in their eyes.
"Does he have a superiority-complex?" I asked. Haruhi shrugged.
"Brotherly love! Kya!" Cried the girls at the twins table. We looked over and the boys were flirting alright. With EACH other. I swore I almost threw up. They said things so close to where they looked ready to kiss.
"Isn't that illegal?" I asked, pointing to the twins. Haruhi shrugged and scrunched her face up in disgust.
"Hunni! You're so cute!" We snapped our heads in the direction of Mori and Hunni's table. Hunni was happily eating cake, smiling, and having flowers float around him. Mori was just sitting there, watching Hunni eat cake, and with a stoic face, but a glint of hunger in his eyes. Kyoya was the only one not at a table with women. He was standing, scribbling and taking notes on his clipboard.
"Haruhi! Naruto! Go get us some tea and coffee!" Takami commanded. Haruhi grumbled something along the lines of 'Snobby rich kids'. We did so, and I was setting it at the twins table, the girls spoke up, a little fidgety.
"Naruto!" The girls exclaimed, startling me.
"Yeah?" I asked, turning to look at them.
"Um… We forgot. Itachi Uchiha wanted to see you about…heh… 'squid head'." One of them giggled.
"Also, I wanted to thank you for saving me." Anther blushed crimson.
"You mean the one who betted his katana?" I asked, thinking back to a few days ago,
Flash Back
The boys at the host club had made us uniforms, male uniforms, for us, since they had 'pity' for us. I brought my katana to school today, a feeling in my gut told me there would be trouble. Haruhi, being the optimistic person she was, hoped my instinct was wrong, which it normally isn't. If I'm correct, which I am most of the time, my gut has never been wrong. Haruhi sighed as we made it to school without an incidents. She was still tense though, it meant the incident would probably happen at school. Haruhi was worried it could get them suspended.
"Ah! Stop!" Shouted a girl, glaring at a boy and holding her skirt down. "It's rude to flip a girl's skirt up!"
"I still got a nice view." The guy retorted. The boy had two other men around him, and they were on each side of the wall, surrounding the girl.
"Pervert." I said, a little too loud. Haruhi slapped her forehead.
"What you call the boss?" Asked one of them, glaring at me.
"P-E-V-E-R-T. PERVERT." I spelt it out.
"You wanna go, puny?" He asked viciously, walking over and trying to stare me down.
"You're disgusting." I stated, looking at while scrunching my face up in disgust. He jumped back in surprise.
"I can't believe your dirty mind." He growled angrily.
"You're the one who said it." I said, my eyes half lidded in boredom.
"You little- alright. We'll fight. If you win, you can have my katana. If I win, I get that necklace." He said, pointing at my most treasured item, something my dad gave me.
"Fine." I smirked.
"I'll wipe that smug look off of your face." Squid head threatened, unsheathing his katana.
"Whatever, squid head." I quickly charged forward, slid under him, and brought my katana up with full strength. I hit him where the sun didn't shine and since it was full strength, he went K.O. I picked up the katana he dropped and sheathed my own. I bent down.
"I win." I whispered, getting up.
"Hey! Give that back! Boss was going to give that to the Kyubbi knight and hopefully make her his girlfriend!" One of the goons yelled.
"That's disgusting." I said. Did I mention I'm the Kyubbi Knight?
"What do you mean?" They yelled. I turned my head with a dark look on my face.
"I happen to know the Kyubbi Knight, and, oh I assure you, she hates assholes." I said, my face showing no emotion. Turning my head forward I noticing Itachi Uchiha of the kendo team.
"Interesting." He said, then turned and walked away. I stared at his disappearing back. We're SO goingto have a rematch. I thought, smirking.
Flash Back
"Oh! He wants to talk about that!" I walked out and to the kendo club.
(Kendo Club)
I knocked on the kendo club door and slowly slid it open.
"It's you!" Squid head lost his composure, and hid behind someone.
"Hello. Itachi wanted to see me?" I asked, stepping inside and sliding the door shut behind me.
"Yes. Kakashi and Sabuto would like to meet you." Itachi said, poking his head in. "Follow me."
"So, we heard who you are, Naruto." Kakashi said once we were seated. "You are highly respected and feared here."
"Of course, I'm feared. I did expect them to respect me to. A few probably worship me." I waved it off.
"Naruto, you do know we are offering you a spot on this schools kendo team, right?" Sabuto asked.
"Yes. I'm not an idiot. I hear there's a tournament or something that you're leaving out." I glared.
"Ah. Is that what you're worried about?" Kakashi said.
"I worry over nothing and always get a definite answer. No matter the person." I said, still glaring at them.
"Of course, It's an exam. The fighters fight and even if you lose, you can still make a rank. You would probably get and extremely high rank. That 'squid head' is one of our top five fighters."
"I hit him where the sun didn't shine." I shrugged. "But if he pisses me off, I'm not responsible if he is not able to produce children with women the perv."
"Ha! You're a funny child." Itachi laughed.
"I can still beat your ass, Itachi. Don't push it." I threatened.
"I give up!" He joked, placing his hands in the air.
"Itachi! Someone has challenged you!" Someone yelled, bursting through the door.
"Man, and I was having fun too. Thank you, Kisame." Itachi walked through the door, us following out of curiosity.
"Itachi! I challenge you!" Shouted squid head. "I'll prove myself to the Kyubbi Knight!"
"Stop!" I shouted. "Did your goons not tell you?"
"Tell me what?" He looked at me as sweat rolled down his face.
"Well, I guess you don't know, but, if your goons were too afraid, then I'll tell you."
"Tell me what?!"
"I know the Kyubbi Knight! She despises idiots!"
"W-what…?"
"Itachi-sama, would you care to explain?"
"Yes. Naruto was an orphan, so he grew up with Kushina and Minoto, and their daughter, the new Kyubbi knight. Anyway, I'd suggest not messing with the Kyubbi Knight's best friend and sparring partner." Itachi added.
"That's my line." I said, hitting him upside the head.
"Nope, I want to tease you more, like when you were little."
"You're not gonna have fun if you're not able to reproduce."
"Point taken."
"I will break you apart."
"I like being a whole and not in pieces."
"I will cut you into sushi! Don't push it, Itachi-sama!"
"Itachi-nii."
"Sasuke, meet Naruto." Itachi and I turned around to see a young male, around my age, with onyx eyes and raven hair. I held in my laughter and kept a straight face, but it was difficult with his duck-butt hair style. He shook my hand with the same facial expression I was wearing. He said he was to challenge his brother, and become second or even first, if he was lucky, knight soon. I said he had a shot by the way his body was built and how sturdy he was, and he appeared to have a lot of stamina.
"Sasuke-kun!" Screeched a group of high pitched voices, that seemed to be gushing over the man in front of me. I let go of his hand and pointed at the people behind him, totally confused.
"Those, would be my fangirls." Sasuke sighed, looking annoyed. I chuckled slightly, finding it kinda funny, though out of the corner of my eye, I could see him glaring coldly at me.
"I'm sorry, but it's pretty funny." I said in-between my fits of sudden laughter. Kakashi tapped my shoulder and I looked up at him. He pointed at a man with a pipe in his mouth, that was staring at me. I walked over, and bowed.
"Hokage-shou." I stated simply as if it were natural. He smiled at me and told to rise in a child voice. He hugged me and told me he had missed his adopted grandson. I smiled and hugged back, saying I missed him too.
"It's been a while." He laughed.
"It has, dattebayo!" I said, giving him my signature grin and line. He seemed pleased with my habit of that. Her told me to follow him, to his office. I took a seat and waited.
"You do know of the exam, yes?" he questioned, looking at me. I nodded. He seemed glad he didn't have to explain. He said I should probably get back, after I agreed I'd do the exam. I walked out and to the host club. I would have made it all the way, if I hadn't bumped into Sasuke. I apologized sincerely, saying I should look where I'm going.
"Hey, um, Naruto?" He asked, looking at me in the eye. He looked around, making sure no one was there, which confused me.
"Yeah, Sasuke-sama?" I said, trying to catch his eye.
"You're a girl, right?"
It all kinda just went weird after that.