This is what happens to your mind when your watching Animal Planet at 1:30 in the morning. Aconversation with Alissa just turns out this way. =.=

"Now Soubi, Remember" Seimei clicked a circular object with a small black box attached to it around said Sentouki's neck. " If you even think about taking this collar off, I will shoot you. In. The. Foot. Got it.?" An innocent, yet mocking smile reached Seimei's lips.

Soubi reached down and slightly touched the collar. "Um, What is it.?" Seimei's smile never wavered. "It's a gift. Now remember if you take it off, your in big trouble. Oh and I know what your gonna do. My advice:Don't Do It." Soubi nodded, slightly discombobulated about the whole ordeal. Sure Seimei Could tell him, that said collar would give 10000 volts of electricity to his entire body if he tried to leave the peremiter of the Aoyagi household, but where was the fun in that.? Seimeii wanted it to be a surprise. Next time Soubi will think twice before trying to leave.

((Last Time-)) Seimei was in his room reading Romeo and Juliet, for the fifth time that week. It had been one of his favorite books since he was Six. The tragedy of the starcrossed lovers, and all the misfortune to the people around them piqued his interest. Seimei was just about to read the balcony scene when he heard rustling in the backyard. He peeked outside to see Soubi scrambling his way over the fence, trying to get out of the yard.

"Soubi...What the hell are you doing.?" Soubi froze, halfway up the large fence, Turning to face Semei, he made a face as if he had just been found cheating on a girlfriend of two and a half months. "O-oh Seimei... Uh you were out of milk so I was gonna go buy some..?"

Ahh Hell no.

"Hey Soubi." A small smirk came to the sacrifices face. "Can you go to the store for me.? I need some...Pocky." Soubi stared, slightly confused. "I didn't know you liked Pocky, Seimei." Seimei sighed. "It's not for me, its for Ritsuka. Now go." Soubi nodded, and rushed out the window.

Seimei Smiles lightly at the sounds of screaming coming from outside. His eyes return to his computer a small smile on his face. "Ohhh Level 100."

a few months ASD (After Seimeis "Death")

"Hey Soubi, whats that thing around your neck.?" Ritsuka sat in front of the older man, staring at the foriegn object. Soubi lightly touches it. "Oh, it's a shock collar. Whenever I leave your home, it shocks me. Seimei put it on me. Of course It's ran out of a lot of battery since then so it only kinda tingles now"

"Why the hell are you wearing it, take it off, you masochist!" Ritsuka freaked out and slightly tugged on the Collar, making Soubi scoot back.

"No! Don't If I do, Seimei will rise from the dead and shoot me in the fooooot!"

Ritsuka thought for a moment. "Well he never said I couldn't take it off. Right.?"

Soubi considered this..."Well, no I guess not." Ritsuka carefully removed the collar and freaked out at what he saw. "Dude, your neck is like charred!" Soubi studied his neck in the mirror. "So it is..Wait a moment. OH MY GOD IT'S GONE! I'M FREE!" Soubi paraded around Ritsuka's room, untill the pain in his neck caught up with him.."Ow ow ow owwwwieee."

Ritsuka pulled a small bottle out of his pocket.

"..I have Neosporin!" Ritsuka carefully rubbed neosporin all over Soubi charred neck and they all lived happilly ever after.

Well Soubi did...

Not sure about Ritsuka..

I wonder what happens when you go to 6th grade with out your ears ... . .

._.

Ok everyone lived happily ever after(Except Seimei, Who got Back handed By Alissa. You show that Bastard Alissa!)