Well, I decided to write a little some thing to celebrate April Fools day. Enjoy!
Valerie Blaylock strolled casually into Caduceus USA. This day, in her opinion, wasn't any different from any other day. She set her coffee down on her desk and pulled out a pen, wondering why Elena was late and not even bothering to think about Markus's absence. Abruptly, Elena burst into the office, panting.
"Valerie," she gasped, "There's a problem!" Valerie set down her pen.
"What it is, Elena" She asked coolly.
"It's Markus."
"Markus has a problem or Markus is the problem?"
"He's hurt." Elena said. That got Valerie's attention. She jumped up and half shoved Elena out the door. The two women sprinted down the hall until they arrived at a room marked '37' "Here," Elena gasped pushing open the door. Markus was lying in the bed, his eyes closed. Valerie walked to his side, confused; she didn't see anything wrong with him. She glanced at Elena
"Elena, what exactly is wrong with him," she asked. While she was looking away, Markus sat up and tapped her shoulder.
"Boo," he whispered. Valerie shrieked and nearly fell over. Recollecting her wits, she glared and Markus and Elena. They were laughing their heads off. "You....should.....have.....seen...your...face." Markus said, laughing in between each word. "April fools,"
Valerie slapped him.
It not as good as I hoped it would be but I kinda threw it together last minute. I had to change the ending too, cause in the original transcripts she dumps a bucket of water on his head, but I wasn't exactly sure how she would suddenly have a bucket full of water with her so I had to settle with good old fashioned slapping people in the face.