It's okay, Sammy's taking a leak, so I can dedicate myself to you, though I hate we gotta meet in secret.

But my baby bro is completely against our relationship, says it's unhealthy.

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Can't tell you how much I'm anticipating our first time together, when I get to hold your sleek body and fire you up.

Only then will the desire that's burning through me finally be quenched.

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Hear that, sweetheart? You even make me wax poetic!

Good thing Sam can't hear or the little bitch would roll his eyes out of their orbits.

Here he comes, gotta go, but our tryst's only postponed.

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"Dean?"

"Comin' Sammy."

"Were you talking to the grenade launcher?'

"What? No!"