Blue And Nerdy

by b00n0se

A parody of Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Squidward.

They see me painting'

My portrait

I know in my heart

I'm just too blue And Nerdy.

I'm just too blue and Nerdy, I'm just too blue and Nerdy,

Can't you see I'm blue and Nerdy, look at me I'm blue and Nerdy!

I wanna play in

the concerts

but so far they all think I'm too Blue and Nerdy

think I'm too Blue and Nerdy think I'm too Blue and Nerdy

I'm just too blue and nerdy,

think I'm too Blue and…..

Band class degree at U of Sea

Got skills, I'm a champion at painting me

Got two neighbors who annoy me

Keep your Patty I'll just have an iced tea.

I sit right down right by the heath

I serve Krabby Patties with pickles underneath

Everyday I serve up grease

Getting fired would be a relief

My art gallery is totally pimped out

Got my picture in lots of places

Only flaw is you can see traces

of sauce from a patty on their faces

If you need painting I'm the one

There's no style I haven't done

I read Picasso just for fun

Don't touch cause I've got a hot glue gun

Beethoven's 3rd is my favorite song

I like to play music along

I'll ace any music trivia you bring on

I hope I don't play for a moron

They see my ridin my biker

I know in my heart I'm just too blue and nerdy

I'm just too blue and nerdy I'm just too blue and nerdy

I'm just too blue and nerdy I'm just too blue and nerdy

I wanna play in

the concerts

but so far they all think I'm too Blue and Nerdy

think I'm too Blue and Nerdy think I'm too Blue and Nerdy

I'm just too blue and nerdy,

think I'm too Blue and…..

I've been browsin inspectin

Fancy Living Issues You know I collect them

reeds in my clarinet, must protect them

my piano keyboard never leaves me bored

shopping for great deals on musical media

I edit Bikinipedia

I can memorize The Sound Of Music and every song

I can recite it right now and have you singing along

I have a business doing fast food

when my friends need meals who do they call

I serve patties to them all

spring summer winter and fall

I got myself a symphony part

They were havin a sale at the Barg 'n' Mart

Spend my night with a piece of Museum art

Hope no one sees me getting freaky

I'm nerdy to the extreme and pretty bluish green

I was in Band class art class and Yearbook Design Team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Do I like Beethoven or maybe Mozart

Spend every weekend at the Opera Set

got my name on my clarinet

They see me strollin' laughin'

Still everyone thinks I'm blue and nerdy

thinks I'm blue and nerdy thinks I'm blue and nerdy

thinks I'm blue and nerdy thinks I'm blue and nerdy

wanna make my day at the concert

but everyone thinks I'm blue and nerdy

thinks I'm blue and nerdy thinks I'm blue and nerdy

thinks I'm blue and nerdy thinks I'm blue and nerdy