So im not exactly sure how I came up with this. I started thinking about how Derek should care that Addison was alone and then I came up with the idea of him giving her screen name to someone, but then I thought it would be better if it was on accident and somehow Meredith came in because I love the idea of her and Addison as friends but then when I started writing I thought of all these funny conversations for other characters so it was no longer only Addex…and somewhere along the way this fic was born. It was incredibly fun to write and im not exactly sure how long it's going to be, but whatever.

Hope you enjoy this as much as I do.

Please leave me a review saying if you like it or not, it took me like forever to write this chapter for whatever reason so it means a lot.

Disclaimer- No, *shakes head* I own nothing.

P.S. The first paragraph is like regular writing, or whatever you want to call it, but I'm pretty sure it's the only part that won't be purely I.M. form.

OH and I hope the screen names are alright, it took me FOREVER to come up with them. You should be able to figure out most of them but just to make sure I'll add the ones that I suppose could be questionable.

Ilovewomen- Mark

Bloodiscandy- Cristina

xxlovestequila- Meredith

Blondedoctor1- Izzie

MANLYMAN- George

"I'm worried about Alex."

Derek looked up at Meredith and smiled.

"It's cute that you worry."

"Oh my god! I just had the most perfect idea…"

A huge grin grew on her face and he started to get a little scared.

"You don't happen to have any girls screen names that I could give to Alex... do you?"

He smiled, "Actually, I do. Forth one down is my friend Liz, from all the way back to grade school actually. She moved out here a few years ago, she totally goes for Alex's type."

She cheered like a little girl and Derek burst out laughing, I mean come on, she looked hilarious.

She ran over to the computer and copied down the forth screen name on his buddy list. Fieryredheadx

What neither of them know is that Liz is really the third one down, and that Addison is actually the forth.

Later

Chicksarecrazy: Hi.

Fieryredheadx: ?

Chicksarecrazy: Who is this?

Fieryredheadx: Um, last time I checked, you're the one who me…

Chicksarecrazy: Well my friend gave me your screen name.

Fieryredheadx: Oh, really. And what friend would this be?

Chicksarecrazy: Can't tell you.

Chicksarecrazy: Sorry (:

Fieryredheadx: Ahh, well. Just to be clear, are you some 60 year old man who's secretly plotting to rape me?

Chicksarecrazy: Nope.

Fieryredheadx: Oh, well, that's good…I guess?

Chicksarecrazy: g2g

Fieryredheadx: bye.

Chicksarecrazy has signed off.

Ilovewomen: Hey sexy.

Fieryredheadx: eh…

Ilovewomen: Oh, you can't live without me, don't deny it.

Fieryredheadx: *stares*

Ilovewomen: sex?

Fieryredheadx: please.

Ilovewomen: I'll be there in 2 minutes.

Fieryredheadx: (:

Auto response from Ilovewomen: about to go do what I do best! (;

Fieryredheadx: *rolls eyes.*

Fieryredheadx has signed off.

Bloodiscandy: Look at McSteamy's away message.

xxlovestequila: Who's he banging?

Bloodiscandy: Probably Satan...

xxlovestequila: True.

Bloodiscandy: Lucky Bitch…

CallieO'Malley: So, how was the sex?

Fieryredheadx: What? How did you…eh, nvm.

CallieO'Malley: *evil laugh* Oh, I have my ways.

Fieryredheadx: God, your SUCH a stalker.

MANLYMAN has joined the chat.

Fieryredheadx: Who the hell is 'manlyman'

CallieO'Malley: GEORGE!

MANLYMAN: hey babe (:

Fieryredheadx: Ew, I think I'm about to throw up. I am so leaving.

CallieO'Malley: No! Addison! Wait!

Fieryredheadx has left the room.

CallieO'Malley: Damnit!

MANLYMAN: What?

CallieO'Malley: I wanted to hear about the sex!

Blondedoctor1: HEY!

Chicksarecrazy: Hey, iz.

Blondedoctor1: No, no, no. That wasn't a 'Hey what's up!' hey, it was a 'hey, I'm going to kick your ass' hey.

Chicksarecrazy: um?

Blondedoctor1: YOU'RE SCREEN NAME, DUMB ASS!

Chicksarecrazy: Ohhhh, right.

Blondedoctor1: UGH!

Blondedoctor1 has signed off.

HAHAHAHA. Its short, I know, kind of like a little teaser of what this story will be like. I love this so much. Hope you do too! Please leave me sweet little reviews(: Or mean ones, honestly I don't mind(;