Speedpin: WASSUP DUDES!!
Jasmine: My god, you suck!
Chucky: Uh huh...right I suck...
Speedpin: Hello...? I said, 'WASSUP DUDES!!'
Jasmine: That's the fifth time in a row you lost!!
Chucky: I let you win...
Jasmine: Yeah right!!
Speedpin: Ahem...WASSUP DUDES!!
Jasmine: Oh yeah, that's our cue...(gets into place) Hello...I am...err...Jasmine, and I am a new buddy of Speedpin along with...err...Nevada?
Nevada: I'm Nevada! I know everything about Nevada!
Jasmine: Well of course you know everything about yourself!!
Speedpin: I think he meant the state...
Nevada: Objection to Jasmine's stupid comment! I don't know my momma!!
Speedpin: Nevada and Jasmine are in sixth grade, so they are both twelve. Chucky is 10, and Aiyo is 9. Aiyo isn't here right now...
Chucky: Aiyo is...err...never mind that. Jasmine and Nevada got jobs here since we didn't have enough people in our crew...
Speedpin: And today is Saturday, so...REJOICE!!...Whatever the hell that means. Actually, it's not REALLY Saturday, it's Saturday in the internet world. How do I know? Ask Mr. Calcow!
Mr. Calcow: That's right! Ask me!
Chucky: Mr. Calcow, how does he know that's it Saturday in the internet world?
Mr. Calcow: Oh, that's easy...You wanna know? Then ask Mr. Calcow!!
Chucky: I already did...
Mr. Calcow...Oh...you did?...Wait a minute! I don't work on Saturdays!!
Speedpin: You don't work at all.
Mr. Calcow: Your point is...?
Speedpin: That...err...I don't have a point...Anyways...Disclaimer? Who wants to do the Disclaimer!?
Mr. Calcow/Jasmine/Chucky/Nevada: ME WANTS TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!!
Speedpin: Okay, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a google...who wants to guess?
Jasmine: Mr. Calcow, what number is he thinking of?
Mr. Calcow: You wanna know? Then ask Mr. Calcow!!
Chucky: Whatever. I'm guessing...10?
Jasmine: Hah! You're stupid!! If you choose 10, then there will be a 10 in a google's chance that you'll be right if I guess 11!!
Chucky: I don't get it...
Jasmine: Some of us might...anyways, I guess 2,345,678,901...
Mr. Calcow: I guess...788!
Nevada: I guess Nevada's population!
Speedpin: What is Nevada's population?
Nevada: I dunno...
Speedpin: Whatever! I was thinking of 9! Chucky wins!
Chucky: (to Jasmine)In yo face!! DIScLAImer: SpEEdpin DOESn'T Own NARutO!!
Speedpin: Chucky...do you know how to use the 'shift' button?
Chucky: ...No...
Speedpin:(sighs) Start the story...!
Sakura Sensei
Prologue
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Sakura missed him.
Even if he 'betrayed' the village, she would never hate Sasuke for any reason at all. It's been ten years. She was 22. And Sasuke still wasn't back yet.
Sasuke wasn't evil. He only left to get stronger, that's what she believed. The truth was, her beliefs were wrong. His desire for power was only a fraction of his real plans. Killing Orochimaru was another small fraction of his plans. His real purpose was to kill Itachi.
Sakura, however, didn't know that was his purpose, until Orochimaru was killed. She thought he left for power from Orochimaru, and when Orochimaru was gone, he'd had no other way to get power. And she knew he would come back then.
But he didn't. Sasuke's real purpose, his real and only reason to live...was to see Itachi die by his own hands. Sasuke killed Orochimaru. And now, he was going for Itachi.
Sakura was currently standing in front of the Konoha gates, hugging herself with one arm as the wind's size swiftly grew. She was currently at said location due to the fact that she saw Sasuke there yesterday. She could've sworn.
Of course, it could've been Genjutsu. If it was, who would cast it? Kakashi-sensei? No...he's the kind of person that jokes around, but a joke that would involve Sasuke?...He wouldn't dare. Not unless he was the type of guy that wanted to get a face full of fist.
Kurenai-sensei? She was a master of Genjutsu! Well, she wasn't the type to joke around. Gai-sensei? He sucked. He just sucked. Asuma-sensei? How did he get in her head? He's dead.
And why was she thinking only about their childhood Jounin instructors? It could've been from a member of the Konoha 12...or in this case, 11.
Naruto could've casted that Genjutsu as a joke, but he would never joke about Sasuke these days.
Shino...Shino wouldn't really do these things.
Kiba? Nah, she knew he sucked in Genjutsu the same amount as the amount of normal clothing in Rock Lee's wardrobe.
Hinata was too sweet. Neji was like Shino, he wouldn't do it. Lee was the third Genjutsu sucker, the first ones being Gai and Kiba.
Ino? Ino was also a Genjutsu master...but she wouldn't dare to make an illusion of Sasuke-kun, because that was still Ino's crush. Yes, Ino and Sakura are still rivals of love.
Shikamaru wouldn't try it. It would be too much work. Chouji was just as lazy as Shikamaru. That only meant one thing.
That Sasuke really did come to the village. But why did he? Sasuke didn't have a grudge against the village...maybe, he's finally decided to come back! That had to be it!
But...then again, maybe the person she saw wasn't Sasuke, but just a trick her eyes played on her. But, she believed it was Sasuke! She was determined to prove it to herself! Then she fell down to her knees.
She knew it wasn't Sasuke, no matter what her heart said that opposed what her brain said. No matter what she believed, she knew it wasn't Sasuke. It couldn't be. Her head was hurting now. She was thinking too much. Why couldn't Sasuke hurry up and kill Itachi? If he did come back, she knew what she was going to do with him.
She would rape him. No, not really...but she would someday. That was her dream ever since she was...what? 6? 7? It doesn't matter.
Wow, time flies when you're really thinking. She was already an hour late. Guess Kakashi's habits are slowly growing on her. Yeah...maybe she should be an hour late everyday, coming up with an excuse, and then everyone would accuse her of a liar.
Now, what was she late for? Her new job as a Jounin instructor, that's what!
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Speedpin: Behold, the Angst and the Drama in this chapter!! Actually, I don't even know what Angst or Drama means...lol, anyone tell me? Please?
Jasmine: I could tell you.
Speedpin: Then tell me!
Jasmine: Why don't you go ask Mr. Calcow?
Speedpin: Cuz I dun wanna.
Jasmine: Anyways this chapter is over. And it's short, too. But, it's the prologue! Come on! Have you ever seen a long prologue?
Speedpin: In France...
Jasmine: What does France have to do with anything?
Speedpin: (whispers in her ear)
Jasmine: (eyes wide) EWWWWWW!!!!
Chucky: What? What'd he say?
Jasmine:(whispers)
Chucky: Cool!! I gotta tell Aiyo!!
Speedpin: Only girls think it's gross...(sighs) They are so stupid.
Jasmine: It is gross!! And I am not stupid, you...you...SEXIST!!
Speedpin: Wow, I am sooooo insulted! I am heartbroken! Ugh! Somebody call a doctor, puh-leez...
Jasmine:(on phone) Excuse me? Dr. Wright? Yaz, this...sexist...has a broken heart. Come by my house immediately...YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS!...Okay...okay, fine! (hangs up)
Speedpin: What was that about?
Jasmine: Nuttin.