Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR THE APACHE SONG OR ANYTHING ELSE IN HERE…
Hey! I really hate author's notes, but if u wanna see the dance im talking about, the link is in my profile… JUMP ON IT!
EmPOV
I sighed as I stared at my computer screen in utter boredom. If vampires could cry, I would be right now. The rest of my family went out hunting so that Edward could control himself around his oh-so-precious Bella. I've got to admit that she does have her moments sometimes. But, I was forced to stay home with her or else I would have to endure an entire year of makeovers from, you guessed it, ALICE and my WIFE! How could Rose do that to me? WHY? No makeovers, no makeovers, no makeovers…
Anyways, right now Bella is asleep, as it was 2:30 in the morning. Bella had already done a wonderful job of sleep talking. She said something along the lines of, "Edward, Charlie's going fishing today. So that means tonight we get to make a fish cake tonight… haha! That rhymes! Make, cake, take, Blake, sake, zzzz." After that amazing performance, I immediately became bored. Nothing was on tv at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't feel like reading or playing video games, so I just sat in front of my computer, staring at it, hoping that something half-way amusing would just pop up.
Nope. No luck. Figures. It's 2:30 in the morning for Pete's sake! Why would anything fun happen then? Then and idea struck me like a lightening bolt.
I quickly typed in the web address and searched. Found it! I had just found the video on YouTube that Edward suggested I should watch - the Fresh Prince Apache Dance. I pressed the gray play button and waited for it to load.
Let the fun and chaos begin.
On my computer screen, there were two guys doing the craziest hip-hop dance I have ever seen! One guy was really tall, and the other was really short, and they both had black pants and headbands on. Their shirts were torn up and looked like boxes on them they were so square-ish! (haha. Don't be a circle. Be a square!) They were wiggling their hips in time with the music, then doing a little cowboy move in a circle. It was the queerest thing I have ever seen! HAHAHAHA! Oops. I forgot Bella was asleep… got to remember that. I mentally slapped myself for almost waking the human sleep talker up. But still, these guys were complete freaks! Who in their right mind would ever do a dance like that, then post on the internet for everyone to ridicule. I bet I could do so much better than them though…
I swiftly rose from my black swivel computer chair, being sure that I did not make a sound (Edward would not be happy if he found out that I woke Bella up by getting up from of a chair…). I took the beginning pose of the Apache Dance and took a deep breath. Hopefully the gang wouldn't walk in once I started this… I shook my head to rid myself of those thoughts. I didn't want to know what would happen. Well, here goes nothing.
I started tapping my foot and forcefully placing my arms beside me. Hey! Don't laugh! It's what they did in the dance! I continued as I wiggled my hips and did that ridiculous cowboy move… that I was now, dare I say it, beginning to love. "Dun, nun nun nun nun nun! Apache! Jump on it! Jump on it!" I finished the dance with gusto and a pose of my own. "Ha! Beat that fellow Apache fools! Dun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun - can't touch this!" I continued humming Apache as I walked into my closet (well, more like Rose's closet with an Emmett corner). I had to find an outfit like the one the guys were wearing in the video. I dug through shelves and drawers, searching for my buried treasure. I eventually emerged from my closet with the exact same outfit as the one Will Smith was wearing in the video. I wonder how that happened. Alice must have had a vision… Oh well, why did I care? I had the same outfit as Will Smith for crying out loud! Go me!
Now, time to find another amusing music video! JUMP ON IT!
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Lots of love,
Razzle the Dazzler!