Stile banged his head against the wall again for what felt like the hundredth time. There was gonna be a mark he was sure of it. He turned back to the bathroom counter where the evil little white device set. He scanned it for the hundredth time and just fell to his knees. Positive. How could it possibly read positive. It wasn't possible. It just wasn't but, then again hadn't werewolves and lizard men and all that been impossible at one point in his life too. He honestly should be surprised what with how he and Derek had been going at it like rabbits.

Stiles picked up the pregnancy test and sighed. He better tell Derek first. Then Scott, then… oh god! Dad!

Derek watched stiles fiddle with his thumbs jumping from topic to topic in quick suction which wouldn't have been so odd if Derek could here the nervousness in his lover's heart beat. He finally clutch Stiles hand as he started in about how the pack could really use some kind of buddy system or something. Stiles instantly shut up and Derek eyes him on from across the couch.

"what's wrong stiles. Don't make me have to beat it out of you" Derek growled which only caused stiles to blush. He fell silent and looked at his feet, his hand clutched Derek's hard.

"we've been spending a lot of time together haven't we? He quizzed to no one in particular.

"a lot of time… intimately."

Derek nodded pulling Stiles from the arm of the couch and into his lap.

"what are you getting at. Is this about the knot thing again. I've told you I was sorry. I didn't think it was actual fact." Derek growled irritably

Stiles smirked and let out a sarcastic snicker.

"the knot is the least of our worries sour wolf I promise you. Even though now I can pinpoint when this must have happened now that you mention it."

Derek still stared at his mate like he was confused and stiles sighed.

"you remember when we came down from your room and the girls where here and Lydia and Erica started in about you knocking me up?"

"Derek nodded resting back again the couch arm looking up at stiles with a smirk.

"they didn't actually make you buy a pregnancy test did they"

"well yeah. Lydia dropped it on my desk in the middle of class and explained dhow to use it. I didn't think anything about it till I got home. I mean I knew she and Allison and Erica where just joking around but I got curious so… I peed on it…"

Derek smiled and rolled his eyes

"your an idiot. What? Did it say your were with child." he smiled and let out a dark laugh. Stiles looked at the ceiling as he dug into his pocket and dropped the little white device on Derek's chest.

The alpha gaped a at the test and looked up at Stiles with a snarl.

"Is this some kind of joke because it's not funny."

"That's what I thought. Maybe Lydia had messed with the one she gave me. So I bought six more just to make sure. Then two more after that to make double sure. They all say positive."

Derek looked up at stiles and then his eyes focused on the boy's stomach

"congratulations sour wolf. Your gonna be a daddy."

Derek took the news a lot better than stiles had expected but of course , he was getting back the one thing he had been deprived of. When the pack found out the reaction of course were… varied…

Jackson; "always knew you were a little too girly Stilinski."

Erica; "what? Really… no I mean really? Ha and everyone though I'd be the first one to get knocked up!"

Boyd; "…."

Isaac; "so does that mean there's gonna be a little baby? Cool! Can I be his uncle?"

Scott; "wait if anyone gonna be uncle its me! And how is this even possible at all?"

Allison; "wait… if Scott's uncle then I'm gonna be auntie Allison Ómg!"

Stiles just shook his head. "is no one even the slightest bit freaked out that I a male last time I checked am carrying a child?"

All that left was Stiles' dad… dear god, this wasn't going to be easy