Phineas & Ferb

The Doof's Playhouse

EPISODE I: THE MEAP ZONE

Fanfiction Series Summary: In this five-part epic comedy saga, Phineas and Ferb uncover a mysterious chest of toys which gain them both psychic powers. However, this thrust them and their friends and family into a perilous symphony of terror full of intergalactic villains, brain-snatching pharmacists and a horrifiying secret that could shatter time and space and change their lives..forever.

"The Meap Zone" Summary: On a simple summer day, Phineas and Ferb find a mysterious old-timey View-Master which gain them both the power to see into the future. Meanwhile, Mitch, Meap's archenemy, returns to Danville with a false message of peace and teams-up with Dr. Doofenshmirtz in order to search for the rest of the Toys of Power.

Disclaimer: Phineas & Ferb belong to the awesome combined brain power of Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. The Toys Of Power were NOT created by me; they based of and created by Steve Purcell, creator of Sam & Max.

Author's Note: From these episode on, the Narrator's quotes will be in BOLD! (Yes, BOLD!) and I will say ahead of time, I'm sorry if ANYONE of the Phineas & Ferb world is slightly and/or completely out of character since this is my first Phineas and Ferb fanfic. I'll shut up now and let you enjoy the show!

Prologue

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Space. The final odyssey. Within the infinite darkness and the twinkling stars, a Narrator-like tone has the only thing that could be heard...

"In the entire universe...the only power beyond the mind's comprehension...is the power to comprehend the power of the mind.

Suddenly, within our small (huge to us) galaxy, stars began to dim and burn out like lightbulbs and entire planets were reduced into space dust before you could say, "Hey, where's Perry?"

"If anyone could unlock this special power, would we use it to uncover and explore the mysteries of the universe..."

From the crumbling planets and darken stars, a simple yet large spacestation flew across the vast blackness. It was no doubt the cause of the destruction that been laid from before...which probably worsen the fact it was now heading straight towards a familar blue planet.

"...or would we use it destroy?"

"Yes! Yes! Tremble, earthling! Tremble to the might of Mitch!"

Mitch cackled as his giant spacestation continued to lay complete destruction of Danville. The citizens were running in terror as cars were blown skyward by Mitch's death rays. Somehow, Phineas, Ferb, and their friends were all locked up in a giant cage up on the ship with him.

Phineas turned to his friends and said, "You known, in retrospect, it probably wasn't the best idea to trust Mitch again."

"You think?" said Buford. Mitch happily charged his giant death rays again and destroyed more buildings. "Although, he's more happier than we last saw him." Phineas replied.

A couple of jetplanes swooped into the action to try and fight against Mitch. Unfortunely, they were easily wiped out by the death rays. Mitch turned to the kids and shouted, "Witness, Phienas and Ferb!"

The stepbrothers and their friends turned to their mustached captivior.

Mitch continued, "With my unstoppable dreadnaught, my pencil-necked queen at my side..."

He pointed over to Candace, Phineas' and Ferb's older sister, was tied up in a throne beside the main controls. She still had her cell phone, attempting to text to Mom about how Phineas and Ferb got her captured by a intergalactic criminal.

"...and the power trapped in the boys' brains, I will destroy your pathetic planet and then dominate the entire galaxy!"

Isabella stood up and shouted, "You'll never get away with this!"

Mitch chuckled, "But I've already have."

"If I wasn't in this stupid cage, I'd tear off your-"

"Whoa! Somebody's a little testy!"

The screen pauses and a slim man walked into the scene with a strange-looking tuxedo with arcane designs and a red rose. He was the Narrator of this tale.

"It's a familiar tale: a simple power-mad space alien pitted against two not-so-simple Earth stepbrothers with psychic powers.

However, my dear readers, this story is different. In this story, you shall witness the most intense adventure than Phineas & Ferb have ever entured.

Are you ready? Let's begin by finding the proper tool..."

Right across from the cage were a couple of fancy waterguns that Phineas and Ferb had modified into some laser guns. The triangle-headed boy was trying to reach them with poor results.

Phineas strained, "If...I...could just reach our laser guns, we could escape and stop Mitch from destroying Danville."

"Yeah," agreed Buford. "I can't wait to rip that stupid mustache right off his face."

"Okay, let's calm down. Check out Candace's cell phone!"

They noticed that Candace was still trying to bust her brothers via text message to her mom. Isabella realized and said, "Oh! Phineas, you and Ferb could use your psychic powers to free us!"

Phineas agreed. He and Ferb tapped into their newly powered brains. Inside their heads was a colorful See N' Say-like wheel which displayed their powers. (A/N: Imagine the camera delving into Phineas' head and the wheel in their POV.)

"Inside of the dim recesses of Phineas' and Ferb's minds, they can attempt to control their mysterious psychic powers, unlocked by the Toys of Power."

Ferb pulled a plastic telephone toy which was looked one of those old wheelie phones that little kids play with.

TOY OF POWER: TELEPHONE

PSYCHIC SKILL: TELEPORTATION VIA PHONE NUMBER

"Perfect!" Phineas reclaimed. "It's a good thing that Candace brought her cell phone with her or we'd be stuck in here." Phineas and Ferb grabbed their friends' hands (Isabella thought, He's holding my hand again! Yes!) and teleported their molecules next to Candace, free of their cage.

Candace noticed them suddenly appearing next to her. "How did you do that?"

Phineas said, "Didn't you know? Me and Ferb got psychic powers now."

"You got me stuck up in this spaceship, almost destroyed Danville and now you two have psychic powers? Oh, when I get untied and off this spaceship, you guys are so BUSTED!"

Buford spotted the laser guns in the middle of the floor and grabbed one. "Eat this, alien invader." He took a shot at Mitch and...nothing. The laser didn't do anything to Mitch, only causing him to turn and Buford to hide back behind Candace.

Mitch said, "What was that? Hmm...probably a bee or something." The evil villain returned to destroying the town. Buford turned to the boys and said, "Now what, Dinner Bell?"

"LISTEN TO THE BRAIN!"

The kids and Candace looked over to a dark pink jarred brain with a mustache which was plugged into the interior engine of the ship. Phineas said, "Hey, guys! It's our old alien friend, the disembodied Meap!"

"The same. I'm communating you telepathically. No one else besides you two can hear me, Phienas & Ferb!"

Isabella replied, "I can."

"Me too." Buford said."

The Meap brain said, "Shut up. Your newly modified Earth weapons will never be enough to defeat Mitch. Don't you still have that homing beacon?"

Ferb pulled out a blue and gold badge with a handcuffs and a ball gag on it.

"Perfect! Now, you must place the homing beacon onto Mitch's back to trap in...THE MEAP ZONE! See how I worked the title in there?"

Phineas gave the beacon to Isabella and told her, "Isabella, since you're a expert on sneaking up on people, I want to do it."

"Sure thing, Phineas." Isabella replied. She would not fail since Phineas was now counting on her. The girl tipped-toed behind Mitch, but before she could get close enough, Mitch went "Eh?" and Isabella quickly retreated back to the boys. "Sorry, Phineas, but he's too quick for me!"

"Did you really think that it would be that easy?"

Phineas replied, "Uhhh...sort of, yeah." He turned to his friends. "We need some sort of cover to get close to Mitch."

"How 'bout this?" Buford had a dirty old blanket over him. "Pretty sneaky, eh?"

Phineas nervously said, "Sure..Buford. But I think we need another kind of cover."

The Meap brain said, "Phineas, Ferb, remember that you two have been blessed with the Skill! You must further unlock your abilities with the remaining Toys of Power! BEHOLD!"

Suddenly, a secret compartment popped up in front of the boys, revealing a red plastic nose with some gray goo inside. Ferb grabbed the toy and Phineas said, "Cool! It's one of those old Rhinoplasty toys. It delivers about 5 to 10 minutes worth of molding clay fun!"

Ferb, holding the Rhinoplasty toy, floated up in the air as lightning bolts appear and unlocking a new psychic power.

TOY OF POWER: RHINOPLASTY NOSE

PSYCHIC SKILL: SHAPESHIFTING

"Phineas," the Meap brain explained, "the Rhinoplasty will allow you and Ferb to use the incredible power of shapeshifting! Just use a picture of an inanimate object and you will turn into that object! It's fun!"

"Hey, Phineas!" Isabella said, "Will this work?" She pointed to a convenient picture of a cute little potted plant. Phineas exclaimed, "That's brilliant, Isabella!" The girl blushed at her crush's complement. "Thanks."

Using the Psychic Wheel in his head, Ferb pulled out the sticky goo from the Rhinoplasty nose and squeeshed it onto the painting. When removed, a little picture of the plant was now on the goo.

Phineas said, "Hit it, Ferb!"

Then, Ferb began to morph into the exactly life-sized copy of the plant, only that his face was on the flowerpot. Phineas said, "Try to look leafy and inconspicous, Ferb".

"I always do." Ferb replied.

Isabella, now with Plant Ferb as her cover, tipped-toed over to Mitch with the homing beacon. When Mitch heard a noise, he only saw Plant Ferb and went, "Oh...a plant. I love what you've done with the place, my queen."

Candace rolled her eyes. Mitch turned back to the screen, shrugging it off as Isabella, with a rather determined face placed the beacon on Mitch's cape. She and the now normal Ferb snunk back to the gang.

"Now what?" Buford asked.

Phineas said, "NOW we just use Baljeet's remote control that he gave use, and Mitch will sucked back into the Meap Zone...so to speak."

Ferb pulled out a white-colored remote from his pocket and pressed the big red button. The beacon beeped and booped a few times before a huge rainbow-colored portal appeared right in front of Mitch.

He gasped as he was about to sucked in. However, he grabbed the control panel and held on for his dear life. Mitch chuckled, "Well done, Phineas & Ferb & friends! Fortunely, I'm way too strong to be captured again. Soon, this gateway will close and there will be nothing else on Earth to stop me!"

Isabella shouted, "Phineas, what do we do now?"

"I don't know!" Phineas said.

The Meap brain replied, "With all the flashing lights going off up here, there must be something we can do."

"How are we suppose to get up there? Mitch locked all the door going up to the upper deck!"

"Hmm..." The Meap Brain thought. "I can't open this door, but I have an idea! Before he was imprisoned by Mitch, your friend the Indian boy was screaming something about taking over the ship...before he was caught. Find out he knows!"

Buford said, "No surprise there."

The kids noticed that Baljeet had been locked up in a heated terrarium in his underwear. Isabella tried to cover her eyes from Baljeet's semi-nakedness. Phineas shouted to him, "Hey, Baljeet! Do you how we can beat Mitch?"

Frying the intense heat, Baljeet had enough strength (Really? Strength from Baljeet? Well, this is a fanfic.) to only raise his hand up as a response.

"Poor Baljeet. Mitch locked him inside this deadly terrarium to make a example out of him."

"Even if he could hear you, Phineas," said the Meap brain. "the intense heat has weaken his brain and muscles, making him more useless." Ferb tapped the glass. "Ferb, you must use another of the Toys of Power!"

Another secret compartment popped up in front of the kids, revealing a simple-looking deck of playing cards.

Phineas said, "Uhhh, I don't think this is the time to play 'Old Maid'."

Ferb grabbed the playing cards, floating in the air again and unlock yet another psychic power.

TOY OF POWER: PLAYING CARD DECK

PSYCHIC SKILL: MIND READING

"This out-of-the-ordinary deck of playing cards actually you and Ferb to thrust your consciousness into the fleshy minds of other and revealing their most darkest thoughts."

Phineas said, "That sounds a little gross."

With any case, Ferb pulled out the Ace Of Spades and began reading minds:

Candace: This is ridiculous! I could have been hanging with Stacy and Jenny, but instead I'm stuck babysitting my insane brothers and their...Hey! Are you reading my mind, Ferb? I'm SO gonna bust you and Phineas!

Mitch: Stay calm, Mitch. Don't let yourself cry in front of your sworn enemies and your queen.

Isabella: Phineas...Phineas...Phineas...

Buford: Let's all go for a ride on my magical balloooooooooonnnn!

Baljeet: Don't let them break, Baljeet! You still got your brains, you can think your way out of this. I'm Baljeet Rai, my phone number is 212-555-4865, my favorite color is brown, you have an infection of the lower-

Ferb quickly broke out the mind-reading before he could something that he was gonna regret. He pulled out the Teleportation Phone Toy and said, "I've got Baljeet's phone number. We can use to get access up to the upper deck."

Phineas said, "Perfect!"

Then, they all teleported to the upper deck where the Meap brain was still plugged into the engine and Baljeet's cell was lying inside of the prisoner's containment tube.

"Now," said the triangle-headed boy. "There must be something that'll have us defeat Mitch.." They noticed that the portal to the Meap Zone was starting to weaken. "...and quick!"

Buford began to press buttons on the panel with nothing happening. "Hey, brain! Are you hooking up into this ship? Can't you give us a hand?"

Phineas said, "Buford, could be a little more sensitive. He doesn't have hands."

"So what's he gonna do, punch me? NO HANDS! Ha hah ha!"

Isabella assisted into the search and noticed something. A display of a futuristic bazooka appeared over the screen. "Hey, Phineas! What about this?"

Phineas replied, "This is perfect! Ferb, can you use the Rhinoplasty again?"

His usually silent stepbrother pulled out the Rhinoplasty toy and gave a thumbs up. Phineas takes the goo and spreads on the screen leaving a image of the bazooka on it and began to morph into the exact bazooka except the rocket had Phineas' face and pointy nose.

"Cool! I'm a bazooka!"

Then, Ferb grabbed Bazooka Phineas and targeted at Mitch and said, "Mitch, say hello to my brother." With a click of the trigger, Phineas (as the rocket) was launched off, flying around the room and said, "!" Phineas crashes into the main controls, causing Mitch to finally lose his grip and get sucked into the Meap Zone!

A latest copy of the Fireside Girls Gazette spun into the scene with Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, a still semi-naked Baljeet and yelling Candace splashed on the front page. The headliner says:

PHINEAS & FERB SAVE DANVILLE

Alien Spaceship Mysteriously Disappears In Aftermath

The Narrator simply toss the newpaper on his desk, along with a mysterious pair of View-Master.

"And so our young heroes save the city of Danville and the world once again. It would possibly pass off as a fitting conclusion to this tale.

But this, fortunely, isn't the end. Oh no, merely a prologue. The overture, if you will, of a five-part symphony of terror and mystery that will BLOW YOUR PHINEAS & FERB LOVIN' MINDS.

Fellow readers, you didn't see the whole story; you simply witness a troubling vision of the future...the first of many such disturbing revelations.

Is Mitch truly defeated? Will Phineas & Ferb be capable to control their growing powers or are their ominous visions of the future a sign of tragic to come?

I shall see you in the further chapters to answer all these of questions and more...

IF you're up to the challenge, of course.

The lights have dimmed, the curtain have opened and Phineas and Ferb are about to face their toughest, darkest and most tragic odyssey witin..."

THE DOOF'S PLAYHOUSE

There's one-hundred and four days of summer vacation,
and school comes along just to end it.
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it.

Like maybe ...
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy,
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower .

Discovering something that doesn't exist,
Phineas: Hey!
or giving a monkey a shower.
Surfing a tidal wave,
Creating nanobots,
Or locating Frankenstein's brain .
Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent,
Or driving our sister insane.
Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us,
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

So stick with us,
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Gah! I can't believe I finished this bad boy in one day. Anywho, I'm tired out and me fingers are severly bruised. Stay tuned for the first act of the first episode of "The Doof's Playhouse"!

READ & REVIEW!

-Creep E. Crawly Man