Soul of a Legendary Gamer: Path of OPness

X-Over/Everything (Yes EVERYTHING)

Summary: As if dying mysteriously wasn't enough, now I'm stuck on some random world with some ability called "The Gamer". The Gamer eh? Am I going to grind like hell to get stronger? Nope, not in this story! I'm going to hack and abuse the living shit out of this ability! Better watch out! I plan on becoming the Ultimate Being in existence! Kyah hah hah!

Insanely OP/Hacking/Cheating Semi-SI/OC, Rated M for Mature, Gore, Blood, Adult Themes, Lemons etc.

"In Cheat Engine we trust." –talking

"Hack. I call Hacks! Hax. I call Haxes!" –thoughts

"The Legend never dies! I'll be back!" –Powerful/Demonic Speech

"Gotta get me my damn trainers!" –flashback/entities

0000 Story Start (By the all gaming gods and great deities of anime what have I created?!)

- ?'s POV -

You know…most people would be…panicky or…something when they find out they died. But…I'm seriously not one of those people. Sure the unexpectance is somewhat shocking but…seriously; we're going to die…no matter what. Either before or after of age, depends on you really. And…well…my family? Well…I wish them luck…well…to be truthful…never liked my dad…or older brother…assholes. What? Oh you wanna know how old I was before I died? Okay…I'll tell you this…I died at twenty. Yikes. And funny thing is? I don't have a clue how I died to tell you the truth.

*Insert Chirping of Crickets

Seriously, I don't remember what killed me. At least I can assume it was…painless though…and fast…if my lack of memory of dying was anything to go by. If it was something that dragged out…hell I would definitely remember that. But anyways…yeah…I'm dead…and…floating in darkness. I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as heaven or hell at this point…just…darkness…like…the void. Yeah, that would be more correct. The Void. The abyss. Nothingness. The Void is…the beginning…and the ultimate end to everything…if there was a god of sorts…I bet they would even fear to tread here…where their very meaning and existence…would be nothing…to the endless abyss which was greater…and older than them. Right now I'm just…floating like the wind right now…in this dark abyss of nothingness, where not even light dared to show or touch. It's actually quite comforting…and numbing, especially my emotions…I can feel it…eating away at me…despite the chilling sensation…the silence allows me to think…simply…welcoming. Hmmm…this deserves more thinking…thank goodness for the silence the Void provides.

Oh yeah…I almost forgot. Want to know how I found out I died? It's right in front of me…in big bold letters.

"YOU DIED."

Yeah, that's how I found out…as if that wasn't any better indication. And you want to know something else? That indicator is the very same one from the Soul series, not the one from Resident Evil, that one looks different and sometimes it was "You are dead" instead of "YOU DIED".

*Insert Chirping of Crickets

What? Souls? Seriously? You don't know? Demon's Souls? Dark Souls? Bloodborne? Does that ring a bell? No? Resident Evil? WHAT? Are you serious? Not even that?!

*Ominous Silence…

You know what…leave me alone for a few. I need to seriously think.

0000 After some thinking…

I just noticed but…there's a small box of text over my head…or rather above me. And it says…Grima Kazami…The Gamer. What? My name? Oh…I forgot to say. I'm Asian(No joke I really am one, and obviously…not my real name…though…I wouldn't mind really). Yep, that's my name and…The Gamer…as in…That Gamer?

No way…it can't be! But…no it has to be! What I could do with that kind of power! So damn OP if done right! Okay then! I wanna do this! So…let's try to get off this screen…somehow…c'mon help me out!

*Flash!

"Huh?" I managed to get out before something clobbered me over the head.

*CLONK!

"OW! This is bullshit!" I cried out as I rubbed my head.

Now sitting in front of me was a typical keyboard and mouse. Growling in annoyance I grabbed the mouse and dragged the arrow that appeared and clicked.

EXIT TO MAIN MENU?

"Yes."

"No."

I obviously went to yes. Goodbye old world…I'll miss you. Goodbye…everyone…bye…

*CLICK!

*Insert OST: Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions Title Theme

Holy shit. I know that theme! Ah the old days of PS1 and Tactics…how I loved them. Too bad in the PSP remake you couldn't do the infamous hold square, press down then circle. Hahaha, unlocking stuff that would be impossible early game, good old days. Shaking my head I looked back to the title which was now appearing.

"THE GAMER: Clash of Worlds"

The world turned white and two human figures had materialized under the title. Both of them were hooded…and around them were blurry…humans…like the Assassin's Creed game covers. The one on the left was a male, the right a female if the long hair peeking out from under the hood and obviously feminine body was any indication. They were the only two focused and high definition figures of the title screen.

"Those must be the other Gamers of the other worlds." I said.

I clicked and the typical gaming screen options appeared. New Game along with a New Game Plus faded out, Load Game, and Settings. And obviously…not Exit…kind of like SAO, except I can't die hahahahaha! Take that Kirito. With a small chuckle, I dragged the arrow to New Game.

NEW GAME

*CLICK!

The whiteness vanished and again was replaced with the darkness of the abyss. A screen then popped up displaying an option.

ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?

"Boy."

"Girl."

I obviously dragged the mouse over to boy…but…my arrow hovered over girl for a second or so.

"Hmmm…I wonder…nah, as fun as it would be to screw around. I'm going to go with my true gender." I chuckled.

"Boy."

*CLICK!

YOUR NAME?

*Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click! *Click!

"Grima Kazami."

*CLICK!

*BLING!

After clicking that another box appeared, this one showing my stats.

- Character Info -

NAME: Grima Kazami

LVL: 0

EXP: 0/100

HP (Health Points): 100/100 (+50 HP per LVL)

MP (Mana Points): 75/75 (+30 MP per LVL)

CHKR (Chakra): 75/75 (+30 CHKR per LVL)

HP Regen: 1.5 HP per 15 seconds (+0.5 per LVL)

MP Regen: 1 MP per 15 seconds (+0.25 per LVL)

CHKR Regen: 2 CHKR per 15 seconds (+0.75 per LVL)

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Titles: The Gamer

Traits: Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Body

Stats:

VIT (Vitality)(Increases Health Points by 30 and Poise by 0.5 for every point): 0

END (Endurance)(Increases Carry Weight by 10 and Increases CHKR Pool by 25 for every point): 0

AGI (Agility)(Increases Movement Speed by 5 and Increases Evasion by 1.5% for every point): 0

LUK (Luck)(Increases Critical Hit Chance by 0.75% and Increases Item Drop & Rarity Chance by 0.5% for every point): 0

STR (Strength)(Increases Poise Break 2.5%, Stun by 2.5%, and Increases Damage for melee by 10% for every 10 points): 0

DEX (Dexterity)(Increases Critical Damage by 5%, Increases Attack Speed by 5% and damage for ranged by 10% for every 10 points): 0

WIS (Wisdom)(Increases Perception by 3% and All Regen by 0.5% for every point): 0

INT (Intelligence)(Increases Experience Gained by 4% for every 10 Points, Skill Leveling Speeds by 1.5% and Amount of Points to Spend per Level by 2% for every point): 0

MAG (Magic)(Increases Magical Pool by 25, Magic Damage by 10% for every 10 points):

CHA (Charisma)(Improves Leadership by 2% and Social Skill by 3% for every point): 0

Points to Spend: 30

Skills: Yet to be achieved.

- End of Info -

Huh…level zero…that's new. And I have thirty newbie points to use! Hmmm…let's see.

*A long string of clicks and beeps ensues…

Whew…finally…got it done.

- Character Info -

NAME: Grima Kazami

LVL: 0

EXP: 0/100

HP (Health Points): 130/130 (+50 HP per LVL)

MP (Mana Points): 175/175(+30 MP per LVL)

CHKR (Chakra): 125/125 (+30 CHKR per LVL)

HP Regen: 3 HP per 15 seconds (+0.5 per LVL)

MP Regen: 2.5 MP per 15 seconds (+0.25 per LVL)

CHKR Regen: 3.5 CHKR per 15 seconds (+0.75 per LVL)

Race: HUMAN

Titles: The Gamer

Traits: Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Body

- Stats -

VIT (Vitality): 1

END (Endurance): 2

AGI (Agility): 3

LUK (Luck): 5

STR (Strength): 3

DEX (Dexterity): 3

WIS (Wisdom): 3

INT (Intelligence): 3

MAG (Magic): 4

CHA (Charisma): 3

Points to Spend: 0

Skills: Yet to be achieved.

- End of Info -

Wasn't easy I tell you…with that many stats to fill with only thirty points to use. Wish I could've had more and maxed it out…hehehehehehehehe. I wonder…

"Equipment." I said to myself.

Nothing happened.

"Bugger…" I said again.

Guess I had to start the game first and then check. Okay…let's get going then!

*BEEP!

DO YOU WISH TO ENTER THE TUTORIAL FIRST?

"Yes."

"No."

I immediately went over to "No".

*Click!

Nothing happened…wait…is…is that?

*VRRRRROOOOMMM!

Oh shi-

GENERATING NEW WORLD PLEASE WAIT…

Loading…Loading…Loading…Loading…

0000 Scene Change…

Ugh…my head. By the Nine Divines…that hurt a lot. Now…where the hell am I? Shaking off my daze I owlishly began to observe my surroundings. Lots and lots and lots of trees…how typical. Sounds like those many fanfics of people getting lost in the woods and suddenly getting transported to another world. At least my way of getting here was reasonable ay best. Gah…enough talk, gotta get up and moving. Up! Okay. Now walk!

Oh cruds…I almost forgot!

"Equipment!" I said to myself.

*Whree!

- Equipment -

Head: None

Face: None

Ears: Turtle Beach Headphones (Unidentified)

Neck: Old Necklace (Unidentified)

Back 1: Large Backpack (Unidentified)

Back 2: None

Side 1: Medium Messenger Bag (Unidentified)

Side 2: None

Upper Top: Navy Blue Modern Duster Coat

Defense Rating: 10

Top: Black T-Shirt

Defense Rating: 2

Bottom: Black Cargo Pants

Defense Rating: 4

Belt: Black Leather Belt

Defense Rating: 1

Feet: Boots (Unidentified)

Hands: None

Rings: Old Ring (Unidentified), None, None, None

- End of Equipment Info -

Hmmm…how interesting…some of the stuff that I have which surprisingly…came with me in the supposed "afterlife" is considered unidentified stuff. I wonder if I can unlock Observe or something similar to it early on? Better check! I grunted as I hefted both the messenger bag and my backpack off and stared at them intently for a few moments.

*Bling!

Skill Unlocked!

Skill Name: Observe LVL 1/100

Cost: None

Description: Allows one to find the target's information! Can also be used to identify items! The higher the Observe Level and LUK stat, the better chance of getting a high level item rarity!

Ah…so I can also use this to identify items…maybe…hmmm. With a measly LUK of 5, I better not take any chances at the moment…but…it's so tempting though. Ah to hell with it! Roll me a six!

"Observe." I muttered at I held up my backpack.

*Bling!

Item Identified!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Item Gained: Infinity Backpack LVL 1/5

Rarity: Legendary

Item Type: Undestroyable, Soul Bound

Description: AKA your bestest friend in the whole entire galaxy! Store anything and I mean anything inside this so long as you can carry it, including living things! Any items or objects and mean "any items or objects" stored will respawn infinitely forever! However this does not apply to humanoids or such oddly enough. And you don't have to worry about items expiring as they are left in stasis while in the bag! It also effectively serves well in providing aid and protection to the user, as well as preventing and negating attacks completely from behind the user! This item cannot be destroyed. This item cannot be removed by others. This item will always come back to the owner by thought or words. This item can only be used by the owner and/or allies if permitted.

Effect(s): Provides Infinite Carry Load, Items never break or expire, Grants an additional 1000 HP, MP and CHKR. Increases Evasion by 75%, Boosts Defence and All Resistances by 100%, Increases Poise by 100, Negates attacks and Prevents Critical Attacks from Behind.

Wow…talk about luck…devils luck indeed, holy shite that's one OP item. And I can increase the Item Level too?! Damn! What's it like at full level?!

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Observe is now LVL 20!

You can now see detailed information of the target's HP, MP, CHKR, Unit Type, Equipment, some Skills, and now you can view enemies who are 10 levels higher than you! Your chances of identify items is also increased by 10%!

PLAYER LEVELED UP!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now LVL 10!

Whoa! Must be because of its rarity level!

"Hah hah hah! This is awesome!" I shouted as I evilly rubbed my hands together like a cheesy villain.

Should I identify my other items as well?

Bah! Let's do this! Roll me another six! LUK 5 don't fail me now! This time I grabbed the messenger bag.

"Observe." I said in a rather ecstatic manner.

*Bling!

Item Identified!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Item Gained: Desire Bag LVL 1/5

Rarity: Legendary

Item Type: Undestroyable, Soul Bound

Description: AKA your second or first bestest friend if you haven't already gotten the Infinity Backpack! This bag will simply create anything that you so called desire! And I mean anything…well mostly anything…use to your hearts content! And like its twin sister, while not as good as the former, it still provides the best aid and protection for its user! Use it to surprise your friends…or give a nasty surprise to your foes! Creatures that are made from this will always obey you not matter what! Enjoy! This item cannot be destroyed. This item cannot be removed by others. This item will always return to the owner by thoughts or words. This item can only be used by the owner and/or allies if permitted.

Effect(s): Can create mostly anything you desire, Grants an additional 750 HP, MP, and CHKR. Increases all Regeneration by 75%, Boosts Defence and Resistances by 50%, Increases Poise by 100.

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Observe is now LVL 29!

You can now see more information of your target such as more of their skills, their class and their resistances! Your chances of identify items is also increased by 18%!

PLAYER LEVELED UP!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now LVL 15!

Keh heh heh heh…awesome…anything I desire hmmmm? Let's keep going then. I then grabbed my turtle beach headphones that were around my neck and stared at them.

"Observe."

*Bling!

Item Identified!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Item Gained: Headset of Knowing LVL 1/5

Rarity: Legendary

Item Type: Undestroyable, Soul Bound

Description: Don't understand a different language? Put these on and you will instantaneously learn the language spoken and speak it properly! Don't understand a concept? These will assist you in that endeavor! Need to blot something out? These will muffle out all sounds when you desire it to! Need to contact you friends? No problem! Speak into the mic and your friends will hear you! Need to hear things that are beyond your hearing or perception? These will deal with that! This item cannot be destroyed. This item cannot be removed by others. This item will always return to the owner by thoughts or words. Can only be used by the owner and/or allies if permitted.

Effect(s): Doubles Wisdom and Intelligence, Increases Perception by 75, allows one to understand and instantaneously learn different languages with ease, muffles out distractions and loud harmful noises, allows planes walking ranged communications.

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Your chances of identifying items are increased to 24%!

Observe is now LVL 37!

PLAYER LEVELED UP!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now LVL 21!

OOoooh…very useful…next! My necklace!

"Observe."

*Bling!

Item Identified!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Item Gained: The Mysterious Necklace LVL 1/?

Rarity: Unknown

Item Type: Undestroyable, Soul Bound

Description: A unique silver necklace which appears to hold a shard of something which resonates with great power. Even now you can literally feel the suffocating power radiating off of the necklace. There are two small lights within the shard. One with the brightest light of white. The other with the dark and corrupted glow of purple and black. What does this represent? Who had originally owned this? We will never know. (Observe LVL too low, required LVL ?.) This item cannot be destroyed. This item can be removed by the original owner but not be removed by others. This item will always return to the original owner or you by thought or words. Can only be used by original owner and you only.

Effects: Unknown

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Observe is now LVL 50!

Your chances in identifying items are increased to 30%!

PLAYER LEVELED UP!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now LVL 27!

Holy! Wow! Unknown rarity item must be really friggin high to level it that much! And whoa…sort of creepy if you think about it. But hell, that just makes me all the more curious! Better level up my Observe then if I want to find out more! Next!

"Observe."

*Bling!

Item Identified!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Item gained: Warp Runner LVL MAX

Rarity: Transcended

Item Type: Undestroyable, Soul Bound

Description: These boots seemed to radiate with power beyond human imagination. The soles appear to be blurring, phasing, and…tearing away at the fabrics of time and space itself! Just what in the galaxy's name had created this?! It appears these boots allow one to literally defy the laws of physics, gravity and reality itself! You can stick to any surface, negate and reflect all forms of incoming projectiles by simply swinging your boot at it, run at speeds that not even gods cannot perceive and stay in one piece! It also appears to allow you to literally travel through dimensions as well! This item cannot be destroyed. This item cannot be removed by others. This item will always return to the owner by thought or words. Can only be used by you.

Effects: Allows one to defy the laws of physics, gravity and reality. Increases Speed beyond godly perception, how much is unknown. Allows dimension jumping. Can negate and reflect projectiles when swung.

SKILL HAS LEVELED UP!

Observe is now LVL 58!

Your chances of identifying items are increased to 34%!

PLAYER LEVELED UP!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now LVL 35!

This keeps getting better and better by the minute! Oh boy! The things that I will most certainly do! I wonder…oh well…enough dawdling! Now that I know I have some OP items on me I want to start playing! Alright! Let's do this! Now we can walk! And while I'm walking better check my stats now too!

- Character Info -

NAME: Grima Kazami

LVL: 35/?

EXP: 1114005/1150000

HP (Health Points): 3630/3630 (+50 HP per LVL)

MP (Mana Points): 2975/2975 (+30 MP per LVL)

CHKR (Chakra): 2925/2925 (+30 CHKR per LVL)

HP Regen: 37.5 HP per 15 seconds (+0.5 per LVL)

MP Regen: 36.5 MP per 15 seconds (+0.25 per LVL)

CHKR Regen: 53.5 CHKR per 15 seconds (+0.75 per LVL)

Race: HUMAN

Titles: The Gamer

Traits: Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Body

- Stats -

VIT (Vitality): 1

END (Endurance): 2

AGI (Agility): 3

LUK (Luck): 5

STR (Strength): 3

DEX (Dexterity): 3

WIS (Wisdom): 3x2(Headset of Knowing)

INT (Intelligence): 3x2(Headset of Knowing)

MAG (Magic): 4

CHA (Charisma): 3

Points to Spend: 385

- Skills -

Observe: LVL 58/100

- End of Info -

Wow…hah…all those points and numbers…keh heh heh heh…time to do some work then…

- Character Info -

NAME: Grima Kazami

LVL: 35/?

EXP: 1,114,005/1,150,000

HP (Health Points): 5130/5130 (+50 HP per LVL)

MP (Mana Points): 3975/3975 (+30 MP per LVL)

CHKR (Chakra): 4175/4175 (+30 CHKR per LVL)

HP Regen: 126 HP per 15 seconds (+0.5 per LVL)

MP Regen: 109.8 MP per 15 seconds (+0.25 per LVL)

CHKR Regen: 138.7 CHKR per 15 seconds (+0.75 per LVL)

Race: HUMAN

Titles: The Gamer

Traits: Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Body

- Stats -

VIT (Vitality): 51

END (Endurance): 52

AGI (Agility): 43

LUK (Luck): 50

STR (Strength): 63

DEX (Dexterity): 63

WIS (Wisdom): 53x2(Headset of Knowing)

INT (Intelligence): 53x2(Headset of Knowing)

MAG (Magic): 44

CHA (Charisma): 43

Points to Spend: 0

- Skills -

Observe: LVL 58/100

- End of Info -

Hahahahah, this is way too damn good to be true! Already OP at the damn start! What next? Mimicking peoples abilities?!

*Bling!

NEW SKILL LEARNED!

Skill: Mimicry LVL 1/100

Costs: 50 MP and 50 CHKR

Description: Allows the user to mimic others; whether personality, shape, form, gender, features, etc. Also can be used to mimic abilities and styles. This can also be used so long as the user knows and has seen the person/thing/ability/style used whether fiction or not. While not 100% perfect (yet), it's pretty damn close though!

Tempted fate didn't I? Anyways! Hell to the yeah! Mimicry!? Booyah! I wonder…

"Keh heh heh heh…" I chuckled darkly as I thought of a character from a game.

*Bling! *Bling!

FIGHTING STYLE LEARNED/INHERITED!

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Mimic is now LVL 3!

Costs: 80 MP and 80 CHKR

You can now mimic more special moves from other people and more accurately mimic other people as well!

NEW SKILL(S) LEARNED!

Skill: Reppuken LVL 1/100

Cost: 15 MP or 15 CHKR

Stat Type: MAG

Damage: 20

Description: An energy type ground based projectile. The user swings from the ground in an upward arc which flings out either a slow or fast moving energy ground projectile. Can be charged for greater damage at the cost of double MP or CHKR.

Skill: Kaiser Wave LVL 1/100

Cost: 20 MP or 20 CHKR

Stat Type: MAG

Damage: 50

Description: A large energy based projectile. The user rears back both arms before thrusting them both forward to fire off a large energy based projectile. If your opponent is blocking if hit by this at full charge it is a guaranteed guard break and stun lock combo. Can immediately be followed up with God Press. Can be charged for greater damage and size at the cost of double MP or CHKR.

Skill: Dark Smash LVL 1/100

Cost: 18 MP or 18 CHKR

Stat Type: STR & MAG

Damage: 50

Description: An aerial energy comet based attack. This can only be used while in the air. Similar to the Kaiser Wave, however only one arm is needed in this case. The user rears back their arm before thrusting forward, however unlike the Kaiser Wave this instead rockets the user towards their destination, creating a large impact AoE upon landing. Can be charged for greater damage at the cost of double MP or CHKR, note this will suspend you in mid-air allowing you to dodge projectiles coming underneath you. A guaranteed Guard Break and Stun Lock if hit fully charged. Can follow immediately follow up with Reppuken upon landing.

Skill: God Press LVL 1/100

Cost: 30 MP or 30 CHKR

Stat Type: STR

Damage: 75

Description: A charging grab based attack. The user charges forward and grabs their opponent by the throat before rocketing off with them and smashing their opponents through various objects/obstacles. This can be blocked.

Skill: Rugal Execution

Cost: 20 MP or 30 CHKR

Stat Type: MAG

Damage: 30

Description: A energy grab based attack. The user charged themselves with energy before rocketing forward towards their target and grabbing them by the skull. They then proceed to channel energy into hand and their foe violently, making them explode as a result. Guard Break and Stun Lock guaranteed, cannot be blocked.

Skill: Genocide Cutter LVL 1/100

Cost: 25 MP or 25 CHKR

Stat Type: STR & MAG

Damage: First Hit: 15, Second Hit: 20, Third Hit: 10, Final Hit: 20, Total=65 Damage

Description: A rising crescent energy-based kick combo. The user swings their legs in an upward crescent fashion which is infused with energy that can reflect projectiles. Upon finishing their second crescent, the user will smash their fists into their opponent which will send them crashing into the ground and rebounding back up to be finished off with by the user using both of their heels and smashing them into their opponent which sends them back into the ground again.

Skill: Dark Barrier LVL 1/100

Cost: 20 MP or 20 CHKR

Stat Type: MAG

Damage: 25+Damage of reflected projectile

Description: An energy shield based defence. The user holds out their hand and channels energy to form a protective barrier which can intercept melee attacks and instantly reflect projectiles back at foes.

Skill: Beeds Destructor LVL 1/100

Cost: 12 MP or 12 CHKR

Stat Type: STR

Damage: First Hit: 9, Second Hit: 12, Third Hit: 15, Final Hit: 18, Total=54 Damage

Description: A melee based attack. A series of powerful kicks which ends with either sending the opponent flying or smashing them face first into the ground. Can be followed up immediately with any other ability.

Hmmm…looks like I didn't unlock his Hyper Moves…guess I gotta raise Mimic to a higher level then. Shame I didn't get his God skills.

*BLING!

A new Quest has been added!

Tempted fate again eh? Well let's see then! QUESTS!

Quest: The Lord God Part 1/5

Requirements: Find both the Satsui no Hado and the power of Orochi and combine them together to achieve great power!

Current Task(s): Find clues for the whereabouts of great power!

Description: The second coming of the Lord God is nigh! You want more power and will do almost anything to get it! And the thought of becoming a God makes you salivate! Let nothing stop you! Let nothing stand before you! Onwards future Lord God!

Reward: 1,000,000,000 EXP, 1,000,000,000 Gold, Unlock Title: The Lord God

Do you Accept?

Holy damn, by the Anime Gods, Gaming Gods! Look at that EXP! And all that damn money! The bling bling! And in this case…literally! Hahahahaha! I gotta do this! Kyahahahaha! A god! I'm going to be a damn god! Kyahahahaha! Accept! Accept! Aceept! Hmmm…I wonder if the Desire Bag can…

Desire cannot be created! Requires higher item level!

Okay, that answers that. Okay then game! Time to do this then! Let's play! But first…gotta find a place to start though…wonder where's the nearest city…and most of all…

"Where the hell am I?!" I shouted.

In the wise words of the Bullshit Man…

"This is bullshit." I muttered as I haggardly walked.

I still haven't found any signs of civilization yet, only dirt trails…lots and lots of dirt trails that could lead me elsewhere. Oddly enough…I wasn't hungry nor thirsty…must be the perks of being a Gamer. Bah…all these grass and greenery is getting on my nerves…where the hell-

I see a person. Laying the grass…and unconscious. It's a girl with long white hair…wearing…some sort of leather black coat…or cloak. You know…she sort of looks like someone from a video game I know. Kinda like the character from…Fire Emblem. Like Ro-

I see a familiar symbol of Grima on her hand. Oh shit…that is Robin and girl Robin most of all. Fire Emblem Awakening. Skies? Still good. Incoming company? Don't see Chrom, Freddie and Liss. Maybe I'm early. Then when I looked around I almost jumped when I heard a loud ring in the air before some words appeared in front of my face.

WELCOME TO YLISSE

Would've been better if that note wasn't in my face at least! Shaking my head I look gingerly back to Robin who was still unconscious before I squatted down next to the sleeping girl and proceeded to poke her on the cheek.

*Poke!

This earned a grunt.

*Poke!

A frown and soft groan.

*Poke!

Her eyes clenched before slowly fluttering open. Our eyes met and we both simply stared at one another…really…that's all we did. Creepily stare at one another. Okay…this is starting to get creepy.

"Hello." I said with a smile and wave of my hand.

The girl that I hope was named Robin stared at me before grunted as she sat up. I scooted back and watched her as she looked around before looking back to me.

"Who are you? And…where am I?" she asked.

"Me? I'm-" I stopped abruptly which I disguised with a cough and sneeze.

Uh oh. My name. Wow. This is a face palm worthy moment right now. Grima…hah! The main bad person is also named Grima what a coincidence…and part of Robin too!

"Grimm!" I quickly said. "Grimm Kazami. You're in Ylisse, a few days' worth of travel from Ylisstol."

Took that from RWBY, good substitute for the moment. I looked at her as she scrunched her face slightly before shaking it.

"Now that I've told you my name and where you are. Can I have the same please?" I said as I looked intently at her.

She frowned for a few moments before replying.

"Robin…my name is Robin. I…I don't remember how I got here." She said as she rubbed her head.

Like with me earlier I could feel the hesitance in her tone. Guess we both had things to hide. Her eyes were focused and wary and that was not a sign of someone who was amnesiac. But I was gonna play along for now.

"Okay then! Now that we know each other, how about we get off the field then! Don't want to be caught unaware by the nasties!" I said as I stood up and offered a hand to her.

Robin looked at me and to my hand before accepting it. I give a small pull and she yelped as I hopefully used a small percentage of my strength to pull her up. She looked at me again before looking back to my hand.

"You have a very strong grip." She said as we let go.

"Ahahaha…sorry if I hurt you. People always said I was pretty strong despite my stature." I lied at the last part with a sheepish expression.

Former was truthful; my gaming strength was only going to get stronger. Better learn how to control that more effectively. Latter, obvious lie is obvious. And now that were standing side by side I noticed she was a little shorter than me. I stood at least 5'10 so I assume she was at least 5'7 or 5'8.

"Well…time isn't waiting on us! Let's get going and find some form of civilization! This greenery is making go mad I tell you!" I said in an exaggerated manner.

I saw Robin smile slightly at my antic and soon enough we were leaving the grass field. Though…I was pondering one thought.

"Where the heck is Chrom and the gang?" I mumbled to myself.

0000 Time Skip…

*Cuckoo…

*Cuckoo…

*Cuckoo…

*Cuckoo…

Those were my current train of thoughts right now…and I was…boooooorrred…BUT! I was still warily checking the sky though…no signs of Risen…yet. And we've been walking on the same road for…I think it was five hours straight. I had gained another skill called Harvesting since we had to stop a few times and well…Robin needs food…I don't…as far as I know other than healing or additional buffs. So…I went out…and collected consumable foods. I would've used my Desire Bag…but it didn't really mention it making stuff…edible, might have to test that later…plus I want to see if I can get more skills while at it. And with my high level of INT, I leveled that skill to LVL 22 in just a few moments. I stuffed them into my Infinity Bag and lo and behold, it works to its name! Infinite berries, mushrooms, herbs, and roots! All perfectly good to eat, via Observe! I also grabbed a few toxic ones for later to use, Poison and Toxic Damage Buff…very useful.

"Can I have some berries?" I heard Robin ask.

Reaching into my backpack I fished out a handful of some strawberries and blueberries. Good stuff I tell you.

"Here, need anything else just ask me okay?" I said as I gave them to her.

She gave me thanks before proceeded to consume the food. I then grabbed a few Green Blossom, yes that Green Blossom from our favorite waifu game that beats the living shit out of us and we eagerly come back for more. I'm talking about the first one, that waifu at least was brutal to the core. I was damn surprised that I saw it while harvesting, so I got it. A shame there were no Elizabeth Mushrooms though. Anyways, nibbling on the Green Blossom a small note telling me I gained a Regen Buff notified me. Unlike its counterpart, this one had a MP and CHKR Regen buff instead of a stamina one.

Buff Gained! All Regen increased by 10% for 60 seconds!

Meh, not bad I say. I bet you anything there's a skill that doubles the buff power like in any other RPG or MMO of sorts.

No? It didn't work…hmmm. C'mon…buff extension!

*Bling!

That worked? Huh.

NEW SKILL LEARNED!

Skill: Buffed Upped LVL 1/100

Cost: None (Passive), 5 MP or 5 CHKR per second (Activated)

Description: A passive/activated based skill. Want your buffs and power ups to last longer? Well no more worries! This ability will not only increase all buff strength but also extend them for a longer duration! Even a few more seconds is worth it as it may turn the tide of battle one day! (Passive)All buffs are strengthened by 5%, duration is increased by 5%. (Activated)All buffs are strengthened by 10%, duration is increased by 10%.

Hehe, I'm getting good at this. I almost feel like I'm—

*Nudge!

"Kazami." I heard Robin whisper to me.

"What is—oh…"

I see smoke in the distance. I guess the prologue might be starting just about now. I look to Robin before looking back to the smoke before looking back at Robin again.

"Bandits?" I suggested.

"Must be. Let's go." She said tersely before I spotted her drawing her bronze sword and a tome out.

We were both now moving at a not jog yet not exactly sprint run pace, needed to conserve energy so we could fight…speaking of fighting…kind a want something can…make a pretty damn impressive impression for my potential allies and my enemies…but should it be medieval? Modern? Futuristic maybe? Ummmm…

*Bing!

WEAPONS CREATED! RETRIEVE FROM DESIRE BAG!

Uh oh…better see what was made.

WEAPONS(S) AQUIRED!

Weapon: Imperial Guard Chainsword LVL 1/20

Rarity: Uncommon

Type: Sword

Damage Value: 80

Description: A melee weapon that is preferred by the forces of the Imperium of Man. This is essentially a sword with powered teeth that run along in single-edged blade like that of a chainsaw. Most versions of the weapon make use of monomolecularly-edged or otherwise razor sharp teeth. This weapon will tear away easily at both flesh and armor with ease.

Effect(s): Against flesh; Applies Grievous Wounds and Heavy Bleed Damage. Against Armor and Gear; Applies Equipment Break and Armor Pierce.

Oh all other weapons…this…brutal thing was given. Oh well…damn sure it will make a huge impression though. Thank goodness it was regular sword size…and not Astartes size…that would've been too heavy…unless my STR stats are like the Dark Souls one…allowing me to swing a Ultra-Greatsword of all things. Anyways…back to the running. I can hear the sounds of fighting getting closer. My first fight in this world! Should be a piece of cake with my level and stats! We finally broke from the greenery and trees to be greeted with the sight of a village in the process of being raided by bandits. I was eager to go in but I looked to Robin. She was the tactician in this story, not me…I'm just a Guest Character for all I know…if there is someone in the damn sky playing this game right now.

"Got any plans Robin?" I ask as we neared the smoke.

"We go in and help whoever we can. If there are people capable of fighting back, then I'll see if I can round up a militia counter attack." She quickly said and I nodded.

Alright…time to do this…

*Bing! *Bing!

A new Quest has been added!

Quest: Of Bandits and Brigands

Requirement(s): Assist the village in distress. Do not allow Robin to die.

Description: Bandits and Brigands of all sorts are attacking a village! Quick! Rush in and help them!

Reward(s): 15,000 EXP, 1500 Gold

This Quest cannot be refused.

Well duh captain obvious! First Main Story Quest of the game! Let's go kick some bandit ass!

Robin has joined your party!

- Info -

Name: Robin

LVL: 10

EXP: 45620/50000

HP: 725/725

MP: 460/460

CHKR: 100/100

- End -

Hmmm…she's a level ten…okay…not unusual I guess…but…something's off though…her stats looked or…would've looked better than my own if I was around her level. Hmm…needs investigating. Though…it looks like she has access to CHRK but…the bar is grayed out…probably not usuable…yet. Huh…her window slid off my line of sight…and handing at the edges of my sight. Oh well…less on that and back to the upcoming fight at hand!

"Alright then, let's get to it!" I said as we rushed into town.

Okay…first guy spotted, he's holding a torch and about to throw it before he noticed me. He gave a small vicious grin and hefted his hatched and bellowing a war cry before charging at me. His cry alerted his other friends and they too followed.

*Insert Final Fantasy Battle Theme

"Observe…" I muttered as we were about to engage battle with them.

- Enemy Info -

Number of Enemies: 6

Axe Bandit LVL 5 x 3

HP: 175, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Sword Bandit LVL 5 x 3

HP: 160, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

- End Info -

Robin had already engaged with two axe bandits and a sword bandit, leaving the other three to me. Bandit number one charges at me with his axe raised and ready to strike. The guy swings and I sidestep to the left, using my free arm to push his weapon arm away. I immediately countered by slashing him at the side with my chainsword.

*CckCKckckckckcCKCKcc!

You dealt 244 Damage!

"GAUGH!" the bandit screams in agony as the chainsword tears right through his side with ease.

Wow, that one shot and ough…nasty sight I tell you. The chainsword left a nasty gory sight to see, part of his organs is visible and a rib or two. Thank goodness for my time as a part-time butcher assistant during my high school years. The man falls over in shock before slowly dying from blood loss via Grievous Wounds and the high amount of bleed damage buff applied to him. I simply blink as I turn to other bandits, I'm somewhat oddly surprised I shrugged of my first kill…even though it was a game…that looked brutal. Must've been my time in the Void or my Gamer's Mind, oh well, back to the task at hand.

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

You Gained 42 EXP and 10 Gold!

NEW SKILL LEARNED!

Skill: Blade Mastery LVL 1/100

Cost: None (Passive)

Description: This is a passive based skill. Since you're going to have a profession with bladed weapons, you will now deal more damage with bladed weaponry! For any bladed weapon you wield, you will deal an additional 5%! Bladed weapons will also have a better chance in applying Bleed Damage Buff by 10%!

"Toni!" a bandit screams. "You bastard!"

Bandit number two charged at me angrily, hefting his sword readily in his hands. So I quickly push the info of my new skill and refocused on the fight. He jumps at me with his weapon raised high. From the mighty knowledge from a good YouTuber that was well versed with swords and proper techniques…this guy…Telegraphed from last week. I intercepted his b lade with the guard and used my other hand to punch him in the face. I decided to use this moment to use one of my other fighting skills.

"God Press." I mentally thought.

I felt myself step forward and dash at the bandit, grabbing him by the throat and soon enough dragging him with me. I proceeded to smash him into a wooden pillar nearby.

*SPLAT!

You dealt 321 Damage!

Damn man! Holy shite! By the Nine! By all gaming and anime gods! That was brutal! The guy literally turned to gush and pieces upon me smashing him right through the damn pillar! I can see his body parts, guts, and blood all around still.

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

You gained 36 EXP and 8 Gold!

"Hyaaaaagh!" I heard the third bandit cry out as he charged me from behind.

I felt something smack into my back supposedly at my shoulder blade…however…

Rear Damage Negated 100%

Jester's Armor and Ironclad Armor thank you for existing! Otherwise this might have never came to existence! Still the force behind the blow made me stagger slightly…despite my poise…wherever it was. I quickly turned around and charged up some energy into my free hand and rearing back slightly as if to make an under toss.

"Reppuken!" I shouted as I swung my arm upwards.

*Whoosh! *CRASH!

*SPLAT! *SPLAT! *SPLAT!

You dealt 205 Damage!

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

You gained 42 EXP and 12 Gold!

Eugh…same results as the second guy really…literally blew apart my enemy…oh well. Hmmm…didn't do as much damage as I thought…must be because my MAG is 44, better increase it as well! I immediately looked for Robin and saw that she had just finished killing her last opponent. I quickly checked her character window.

- Info -

Name: Robin

LVL: 10

EXP: 48662/50000

HP: 671/725

MP: 322/460

CHKR: 100/100

- End -

A little banged up but not too bad, looks like she's going to level up too. I put a hand on my desire bag and thought of the item "Divine Blessing" from Dark Souls.

*Bing!

ITEM CREATED! RETRIEVE FROM DESIRE BAG!

ITEM(S) AQUIRED!

Item: Divine Blessing

Type: Healing Consumable

Description: An elixir type healing potion that heal all wounds, diseases and illnesses. It came from an unknown land said to exist long ago. Its first origins were said to have originated from an ancient goddess of great beauty who lived in an era called the Age of Fire. But those were tales from long ago, who knows if it is true or not?

Effect(s): Heals health completely, cures all negative buffs, and increases regeneration rate by 50%.

"Damn fake illusion…" I muttered under my breath.

The bag had created four, so I put two into my Infinity Backpack and gave the others to Robin.

"Here, this will heal you up if you ever need it. I have more if you ever need them." I said.

She nodded in thanks before pocketing them both in her Plegia cloak. With that done, we continued to look for survivors. We were looking around an area which looked like a small village center plaza when we spotted a fight going on there. And lo and behold, I spotted Chrom and Fredrick and a few militias fighting off the bandits and brigands with Lissa in the back lending an occasional heal while also trying to stay out of the fight. They were outnumbered at this point and I and Robin looked to one another before nodding. Robin fired off one super charged thunder which burnt one bandit to a black crisp, yikes better not piss her off. I entered the fray by literally performing a high jump, much to my own surprise and smashing into a group of bandits which consisted of three axes, one sword and a spear bandit, with Dark Smash.

You dealt 546 Damage!

You dealt 273 AOE Damage!

MULTIPLE ENEMIES HAVE BEEN SLAIN!

You gained 238 EXP and 107 Gold!

Wow…a fountain of gore and blood…literally…I don't really need to explain what happened really. The few nearby bandits literally shat their pants if their exclamation mark by their bars were any indication.

"By the gods! He killed them with one shot!" a bandit screamed in fear.

*Bing!

NEW SKILL LEARNED!

Skill: Intimidation LVL 1/100

Cost: None (Passive)

Description: This is a passive based skill. Your mere presence instills wariness and fear into your opponents whether or not you're in battle or not. Enemies who are 10 levels lower than your level gain a negative buff "Intimidated" which lowers their morale, attack speed, movement speed by 15%. Anyone who is lower than 10+ will gain a negative buff "Fear" which drastically lowers their morale, defence, attack damage and speed, and movement speeds by 25%. Enemies who are 10 levels higher than you will gain the buff "Cautious" which increases their attack and defence by 5% but they suffer a 10% decrease in movement speed and attack speed. Enemies who are 10+ levels will not be affected at all.

"Screw this! I'm out of here!" I heard another bandit shout, this broke me from my musing of my new skill.

3 Enemies have fled the battlefield!

Well…at least we have three less to deal with but there were still a lot of them to deal with. Let's see…

"Observe…"

- Enemy Info -

Number of Enemies: 34

Axe Bandits LVL 5 x10

HP: 175, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Sword Bandit LVL 5 x7

HP: 160, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Spear Bandit LVL 4 x9

HP: 130, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Archer Bandit LVL 4 x5

HP: 100, MP: 8, CHKR: 0

Axe Brigand LVL 10 x3

HP: 225, MP: 15. CHKR: 0

- End of Info -

So…that's quite a number of enemies…well for Chrom, Fredrick, Lissa, Robin and the militia. Me? I should be fine…so long as I don't get overwhelmed. Looks like the Brigands are acting as…second in commands? Don't see the Leader…yet. Main priority? Get the archers; damn bastards will chip my allies down. Oh? Looks like seven of them are charging at me. Uh oh…eight of them went for Robin, not good…and not really good as three archers are firing at Chrom and the gang and the other two are firing at me and Robin.

*Thwack!

"Oof!" I grunted as I took an arrow to the chest which made my step back from the force behind it.

You receive 15 Damage!

HP: 5115/5130

Ouch…okay…that really hurt…now to be honest…I've been stabbed before…clawed at…hurt by machinery…and well…looks like I've gotten used to getting hurt…and…well…yeah. But still…that hurt though…a lot. And the arrow is still in my chest…I grab it and give a hard yank.

"Ouch! Son of whore!" I cursed.

With the arrow out I began turned—oh shit!

*Crumph!

*CkckckckcCKCKCkckckcckck!

My chainsword tears right through the swords blade like a hot knight through butter. The bandit looks stupidly at his now broken weapon; I use this chance to jam my chainsword into his gut.

"Gahack!" the bandit choked out as the chainsword tears right through him.

You dealt 240 Damage!

Gory…gory…gory man. Thank goodness for Gamer's Mind as the sword rips and tears him a new hole right through his stomach. Bits and pieces of his skin and organs are flying about…as well as a fountain of blood too. The guy's still somewhat screaming too…creepy. Okay…now he's dead…and still bleeding like a river.

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

You gain 36 EXP and 10 Gold!

SKILL LEVELED UP!

Blade Mastery is now LVL 2!

Bladed weaponry will now deal and additional 5.5% damage! Bleed Buff affliction increased to 10.5%!

Blood for the Blood God anyone?

Okay no…absolutely do not want them around! Here comes another fella, looks like "Fear" is doing its job well. He's running/jogging unsteadily as he charges at me and—

*Fwip! *Thwack!

An arrow hits the dead bandit who was hunched lifelessly against me. The archer in the back makes a face before drawing another arrow. Probably didn't expect his arrow to hit his buddy.

"Hyah!" The bandit who war charging me now roared as he got within distance.

Pushing and throwing the dead body off my chainsword I parry the incoming axe strike. I don't use the deadly side obviously…don't want the axe head to fall and hit me if I cut it off from its handle. Crap, another bandit is closing the distance. I see Robin off the side as well…she looks like she's struggling to fend off her numerous attackers…she looks like she took a few hits as well. Better hurry and assist her…might have to play the tank in this situation.

*Slice!

"Ow!" I cried out as I took a hit on my arm.

You receive 11 Damage!

HP: 5104/5130

Whelp…that was my fault. Eat this bitch!

"Reppuken!"

You dealt 209 Damage!

Ignoring that he literally exploded from the hit I hone in on my next target and sprint towards him with my weapon ready. He attempts to block, bad idea.

*CKCKCKCckckckckckCKCKCkcckc!

His spear shaft breaks as the chainsword tears right through the wood. Sharpened teeth soon meet flesh.

You dealt 233 Damage!

Next one! Another sword bandit.

"God Press!" I hissed.

Grab him by the throat, rocket off; smash him into a couple of his buddies…

You dealt 164 Damage!

You dealt 166 Damage!

You dealt 170 Damage!

Looks like smashing an enemy through their friends doesn't count as skill damage. And finally…

*SMASH! *Splatter!

You dealt 325 Damage!

MULTIPLE ENEMIES HAVE BEEN SLAIN!

You gain 256 EXP and 182 Gold!

6 Hit Combo! Brutal!

Huh…that's new…gah! Robin! I look over and immediately hone on her position. She had killed five of five of them, two were a burnt crisp, the other died from slashes and stabs. She was right now fighting and parrying against three attackers at once, girl has some kickass skills. I checked on her character window which was lingering right on the edge of my vison as I entered the fray to help her out.

- Info -

Name: Robin

LVL: 10

EXP: 48991/50000

HP: 499/725

MP: 111/460

CHKR: 100/100

- End -

Looks like the scuffle was wearing her down.

*Whack!

"Ouch!" I grunted as a wooden shaft smacked me in the head, luckily it wasn't the point.

You received 12 Damage!

HP: 5092/5130

"Oh you little…" I growled as I retaliated.

*CKCkckckcKCKCKCKckcckckckCKCKCck!

*Snap!

The wooden shaft broke from the teeth of the chainsword shredding it and soon enough found itself lodged into the bandit's head. He screamed for a bit before drowning out into gurgles and soon enough nothing as I pushed harder and harder on the Imperial weapon to literally bisect the man.

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

You gain 28 EXP and 15 Gold!

With the bandit bisected I looked back to Robin who had finished off one bandit, the other surviving bandit was looking green towards me and turned high tailed the hell out of there. He didn't get far as Robin fired off a thunder spell after him. With that one dead, she turned to me and blanched slightly at my kill. She turned a little green before looking to me.

"What?" I said with a shrug.

She blinked before raising a hand to rub her forehead before hissing. There was a small trail of blood slithering its way down.

"You better heal yourself up Robin; we still got more bandits to go. Use one of the potions I gave you, should help out immensely!" I chirped.

She nodded before pulling out one of the Divine Blessings I had given to her and she quickly uncorked the cap and downed the potion in a few gulps. I sighed internally as her health rocketed back to fullness…and her mana as well! Interesting! She looked in surprise as her wounds literally closed up and she looked at the potion before looking back to me.

"Wow…incredible healing properties…and…I feel…even fuller of energy than before…" she whispered as she put it away.

She looked at me questioningly but I simply gave her a shrug.

"Don't look at me, I didn't make the stuff." I said, which was true.

I then looked back to the still raging battle not too far away. The number of bandits have dropped somewhat but there was still a good eight of them, looks like Chrom and the gang did some good work while we were busy with our own scuffle.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

I assume that's the boss?

"What's taking you chumps so long?!" a voice bellowed.

The owner of the voice walked out from behind some burning houses. He was very tall and well…obviously muscular for a barbarian. He hefted a large axe over his shoulder as he and a few bandit subordinated came out from behind the houses as well.

"What? You weaklings can't even take care of two knights and a few other weaklings? I had sent you with at least forty! Pathetic!" the leader bellowed again.

The brigand second in commands shirked under the leaders gaze but the leader wasn't focusing on them, he was looking towards Chrom and the gang and by their sides only four remaining militias stood ready to fight. Looks like he hasn't spotted us yet…

"Hmph! This should be easy! I and Yurk! And I will paint the ground with your insides!" the now named leader bellowed as he and his men began to join the fray.

*Insert Dynasty Warriors Advance OST – Event 2

- Enemy Info -

Number of Enemies: 62

Yurt, The Bandit Chief LVL 15 x1

HP: 1000, MP: 250, CHKR: 100

Axe Bandits LVL 5 x18

HP: 175, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Sword Bandit LVL 5 x14

HP: 160, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Spear Bandit LVL 4 x11

HP: 130, MP: 5, CHKR: 0

Archer Bandit LVL 4 15

HP: 100, MP: 8, CHKR: 0

Axe Brigand LVL 10 x3

HP: 225, MP: 15. CHKR: 0

- End of Info -

Damn looks like the big bastard brought in enough to replace the fourteen me and Robin killed and the lot that Chrom and the gang killed…and a lot of them too. At least…eight of us against a whole sixty-two. And if Mount and Blade: Warband taught me anything, if your friggen outnumbered vastly…you're going to get your ass torn a new one. This is not good…and for a damn prologue…this would've been a gamer's worst nightmare if I was a lower level! I gotta use my higher level to my advantage now! Looks like I'm going to have to bring out the bigger guns! Okay you know what? Screw playing fair at this rate! Bag?! Gave me a friggin gun or something! Anything to one-shot the bastard! Something that also won't break my arm if I shoot it as well!

*Bing!

WEAPON CREATED! RETRIEVE FROM DESIRE BAG!

Weapon Acquired!

Weapon: AWP LVL 1/20

Rarity: Uncommon

Type: Sniper Rifle

Damage: 250 per bullet

Description: High risk and high reward. This weapon holds 10 bullets which can pierce medium armor and easily tear through flesh. This is a bolt action weapon.

I could see Robin's face blanching in surprise as I literally pulled a long blocky thing out from my bag that shouldn't be able to hold it and I would've laugh if the situation wasn't so dire right now. Okay, this is a weapon I could work well with but right now I need to kill the bandit leader before he gets the chance to kill off Chrom and the gang! And with the guy in plain sight, this was the best time to do it! Hefting the thing up, I aimed down the scope and zeroed on the leaders head. And after righting my breath like in any other video game shooter I pulled the damn trigger.

*BLAM!

CRITICAL HIT!

You dealt 1076 Damage!

INSTANT KILL!

ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN!

BOSS DEFEATED!

You gain 5,000 EXP and 1,000 Gold!

Robin has leveled up!

Ow! Holy shit that hurt my shoulder! This thing packs a punch compared to other guns that I've fired down the range…well save for shotguns and large magnums at least. At least I can still feel it though, augh it's most likely going to bruise later but to hell with that! DIE YOU BANDIT BASTARDS! I immediately grab the lever and pull up and pull back before moving forward and letting click back in place, thus chambering another round and ridding an empty one. With the sudden death of their leader the bandits look in shock and surprise before immediately trying to high tail out of there. I managed to kill off a few more earning 278 EXP and 244 Gold before I gun went dry as I counted ten bullets. I gave a grunt before holding the thing and inspecting its side before finding what I was looking for. There was click before the magazine fell out and disintegrated which surprised me but I shook my head as I grabbed another magazine which was created from the desire bag and slunk it unto the rifle. With a few more clicks and pull of the lever the weapon was ready for another fight.

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have completed a Quest!

Quest: Of Bandits and Brigands – COMPLETED!

Rewards: 15,000 EXP and 1,500 Gold

NEW SKILL LEARNED!

Skill: Ranged Mastery

Cost: None (Passive)

Description: You love to fight from afar and ranged weapons are your closest friend and lover! You now will deal and addiotnal 5% damage increase with all ranged weapons! Critical Damage will also be increased by 5%! You will also have a 10% increased chance of landing a critical!

With the threat over, I slung the rifle over my back, using the strap to wrap around me.

"What is…that thing?" I heard Robin ask me.

I turned to look at her before pointing my thumb at it.

"It's called a gun. A rifle to be exact, an invention from my homelands." I simply replied.

I then grinned mischievously which earned me a wary stare from her.

"You." I said as I pointed at her. "And me Robbie!"

I then pulled of emote from Dark Souls, Well what is it?

"We're gonna do great things here!" I finished.

I was planning to become a God…if not…greater…

Kek kek kek kek kek…

0000 End of Chapter One

- Character Info -

NAME: Grima Kazami

LVL: 35/?

EXP: 1,134,961/1,150,000

HP (Health Points): 5130/5130 (+50 HP per LVL)

MP (Mana Points): 3975/3975 (+30 MP per LVL)

CHKR (Chakra): 4175/4175 (+30 CHKR per LVL)

HP Regen: 126 HP per 15 seconds (+0.5 per LVL)

MP Regen: 109.8 MP per 15 seconds (+0.25 per LVL)

CHKR Regen: 138.7 CHKR per 15 seconds (+0.75 per LVL)

Race: HUMAN

Titles: The Gamer

Traits: Gamer's Mind, Gamer's Body

- Stats -

VIT (Vitality): 51

END (Endurance): 52

AGI (Agility): 43

LUK (Luck): 50

STR (Strength): 63

DEX (Dexterity): 63

WIS (Wisdom): 53x2(Headset of Knowing)

INT (Intelligence): 53x2(Headset of Knowing)

MAG (Magic): 44

CHA (Charisma): 43

Points to Spend: 0

- Skills -

Observe: LVL 58/100

Harvesting: LVL 22/100

Energized: LVL 1/100

Intimidation: LVL 1/100

Blade Mastery: LVL 2/100

Ranged Mastery: LVL 1/100

Mimicry: LVL 3/100

Reppuken LVL 1/100

Kaiser Wave LVL 1/100

Dark Smash LVL 1/100

God Press LVL 1/100

Rugal Execution

Genocide Cutter LVL 1/100

Dark Barrier LVL 1/100

Beeds Destructor LVL 1/100

- Notable Equipment -

Bag of Infinity: LVL 1/5

Desire Bag: LVL 1/5

The Mysterious Necklace: LVL 1/?

Warp Runner: LVL MAXED

Imperial Guard Chainsword 1/20

AWP: LVL 1/20

- End of Info -

Explanations to how I did…all this math and stuff good lord lol…

For Damage, Normal attacks I basically did…((STRx2)+((STRx2)xSTRDMG Boost))+(Weapon)=Total Damage.

So for the 244 damage he did…I did this…

((63x2)+((63x2)x0.3))+(80)=243.8 - ((126)+(126x0.3))+(80) - (126+37.8)+80=243.8 – Round up - 244 Damage

Now for Ranged Normal Damage I did the same as well…((DEXx2)+((DEXx2)xDEXDMG Boost))+(Weapon)=Total Ranged Damage

For Skills that do primarily STR Damage, same deal with Skills that use primarily DEX Damage…

((STRx3)+((STRx3)xSTRDMG Boost))+(Skill Damage)+(Weapon)=Total Damage.

((63x3)+((63x3)x0.3))+(75)(God Press)+0(No Weapons)=320.7 - Round up - 321 Damage

For Skills that do primarily MAG damage…

((MAGx3)+((MAGx3)xMAGDMG Boost))+(Skill Damage)=Total Damage

((44x3)+((44x3)x0.4))+(20)(Reppuken)=204.8 - Round up - 205 Damage

Now…for those that combine both STR and MAG, oh boy I sure had fun trying to figure out this…

((STRx3)+(MAGx3))+(((STRx3)xSTRDAM Boost)+((MAGx3)xMAGDMG Boost))+(Skill Damage)+(Weapon)=Total Damage

((63x3)+(44x3))+(((63x3)x0.3))+(((44x3)x0.4)))+(65)(Genocide Cutter)+0(No Weapons)=495.5 - Round up - 496 Damage

And those that combine DEX and MAG…

((DEXx3)+((MAGx3)x(((DEXx3)xDEXDAM Boost)+((MAGx3)xMAGDMG Boost))+(Skill Damage)+(Weapon)(Same deal as with above…)

For Critical Damage I will simply multiply the total damage by two simply after, and if head shots are…well…gained I will consider most as instant kills, even for some bosses but for more…well…resilient ones…it's gonna hurt…badly. Simply the headshot modifier will be x5 so the total damage done plus the crit damage then x5. Yeah…that's a lot of damage.

Good lord…so much math to do…lol…I hope I didn't confuse anybody with that. So…damage will be randomized around those numbers there for each category. As for enemies and allies…to hell with that! No more! No more math! My head hurts!

And by the Nine Divines, By the Gaming Gods, By the Anime Gods! What HAVE I CREATED?!

Anyways…yeah…I've been reading a lot of gamer fics lately…and well…I came up with this! So…hoped you enjoyed it at least…cause right now…this is more of a joke fic to some extent, something I did for fun. But I think I like this idea! No one as far as I know has done the same thing just yet! So…yeah, stay tuned!

This DrakenSword0z speaking! He is outta here!

Dark Souls 3 Hype…Banderlord Hype…kek kek kek kek kek…