Today was the day. What day, you ask? Why, it's the day Dan would confess his feeling for Phil. He'd been trying to gather up enough nerve to do it. He decided to just do it, and to not let his dreams be dreams. He'd make them a reality if Phil returned his feelings.
He approached Phil when he thought he had enough courage, and after they talked about random things for about 5 minutes, Dan decided it was time. "Phil, I have something I would like to tell you." "What is it?" Phil asked, "You seem to be a bit nervous." "Well, you see, I love you."
Phil stood there, shocked. Finally, he managed to say in a quiet voice, "But, Dan, I love plants."