When Greg had been born there had only been happiness living in his mind.
Then when Greg stubbed his toe came Pain.
Who was shortly dumped into a memory hole by Happiness.
And so Greg never knew Pain.
Then came fear, when Greg was scared by his Dad.
Again Happiness took Fear and dumped him into a memory hole.
And so Fear was forgotten...
Then came sadness, who arrived when Greg lost his nappie.
Again Happiness took Sadness, beating her and laughing as she dragged her and threw her down the memory hole.
And so Greg never knew Sadness.
Anger came, when Greg realized it was Rodrick who had taken his nappy.
This time Anger knew what Happiness was going to do.
They fought and fought, heavily damaging Greg's mind leading him to be mentally retarded, until finally Anger was exhausted.
Anger was hurled down the memory hole.
So Anger was forgotten.
Last came Laziness from Greg's desire to sleep.
Happiness was exhausted from her fight with Anger and was herself finally thrown down the memory hole.
So finally happiness was forgotten.
Laziness also led to Wimpiness and unpopularity leading Greg to became the Wimp loser that he is today.
THE END